I, the poor monk Tang San, buried the sky, buried the earth, buried all living beings

"Holy monk, where are we going now?"

"Holy Monk, I heard that you have an invincible fist. If anyone from our side comes looking for you, you must protect me!"

"Holy monk, I heard you have a disciple who is very manly and powerful. Could you introduce him to me?"

"Holy monk, I'm hungry. Can we find a place to eat first?"

"Holy monk, can I not wear this? It's so ugly. Can you find me a monk's robe with flowers?"

"Holy Monk..."

……

"Can you shut up!"

Tang Ku suddenly turned around and yelled at Aphrodite, who was already wearing a monk's robe.

At this moment, veins on his forehead were bulging, his internal heat was rising, his eyes were red, and his nostrils were snorting, just like an angry bull.

He raised a finger and said to Aphrodite, "Can you shut up? You've been nagging me all morning. I've been listening to you even when I was eating, drinking, and going to the bathroom. Are you a chatterbox? I promised to let you go, but you refused. I promised you to stay, but you insisted on nagging. Do you know that Buddhas also get angry? Do you know that there are angry Vajra in Buddhism who can get angry and kill people at any time?"

Aphrodite poked her index fingers together and lowered her head. "I... I don't want to do that either, but... but if we don't talk, what else can we do? And you won't do the things we love to do..."

"Then reflect on your past. Face the stone wall... That's right, that cliff over there. Think back to what you've done wrong... Also, I haven't really agreed to take you in. We're just a temporary partnership... Now that your people are here, I promise to protect you three times. That's the limit. If they come looking for you again, it's none of my business. Do you understand?"

Tang Ku said all this in one breath, his chest rising and falling, obviously he was tortured by this Greek beauty.

"Oh fine……"

The beauty turned around and walked towards the cliff beside her. She crossed her legs like Tang Ku and stared at her own shadow in front of the wall in a daze.

"Uh……"

Tang Ku couldn't help but feel as if he had punched cotton. "You're not going to refute me this time? Before, whenever I scolded her, she would always find a million reasons to make me mad!"

"But it's good this way, at least my ears are much quieter now!"

Tang Ku stood on the cliff, looking at the moon that was about to rise. Thinking back to what had happened before, he couldn't help but sigh, "How did I bring such a disaster to my side?"

Aphrodite, out of mercy, tied her to her chariot, leaving Tang Ku no room to refute.

"If I were really targeted by our people, my fate would be dire. I wouldn't have completed my mission, which would have led to the complete failure of the entire plan. Our leader would have crushed me to ashes. I'm so weak, the weakest among them. If I were caught, I'd be dead... And all this happened because you drove me out of Chang'an City. You Buddhists believe in cause and effect. You wouldn't abandon me, would you?"

Aphrodite was beautiful and had a mouth that could deceive gods and ghosts. Tang Ku really had no room to refute what she said.

"...I really shouldn't have taken her in on such a whim..." Tang Ku muttered to himself dejectedly, "I'm not going to fall for this enchantress's charm, am I? But the system didn't receive any Iron Fist points... How strange..."

Tang hit his head with his fist in frustration.

"Well, shit... why are you here again? You, you're so close... what do you want to do?"

Tang Ku suddenly took a step back and looked at Aphrodite's beautiful face with a look of vigilance.

Just now, Aphrodite was facing him with a serious expression, only about fifteen centimeters away.

"Holy monk, I've got it!"

Aphrodite imitated Tang Ku, looked at him seriously, and clasped her hands together.

Tang Ku's mouth twitched, knowing that this guy was definitely up to something, so he coughed lightly and said indifferently, "Oh, so what did you realize?"

"Well, I've realized... my fault is... I'm too beautiful... Oh, what do you people in the Central Plains say... Beauty is a disaster!"

Aphrodite narcissistically posed in front of Tang Ku, and she produced a mirror from somewhere and looked at herself in it.

"My day..."

Tang Ku collapsed instantly, his mouth twitching as he said, "Then you'll have to take care of yourself. I can't save you!"

"Alas, what's the point of being pretty? I'm still abandoned time and time again... and some people won't even look at me!"

Aphrodite looked at Tang Ku with resentment.

Tang Ku was finally provoked to impatience. He sneered and said lightly, "Haha, abandoned? You dare to say that you didn't do it yourself? Who gave you the reputation of being a slut? Me? Or all the other gods? If you hadn't behaved so wantonly, would you have such a reputation? If you want me to look up to you, you have to be upright. And I also said that you are not my type... Oh, by the way, I think the word "slut" actually suits you very well!"

"You..." Aphrodite was stunned by the rebuke, tears welling up in her eyes. Then she smiled bitterly, "You...you're right. All of this...I did it myself...haha...hahaha..."

Tang Ku was stunned for a moment. Looking at her pitiful appearance, a trace of sympathy suddenly rose in his heart. He thought to himself, "Did I say something too harsh just now?"

"...If...If I tell you that everything I did was not voluntary, would you believe it?"

Aphrodite glanced at Tang Ku, with a hint of fluorescence in her eyes.

"I..." Tang Ku thought for a moment, then sighed, "I really want to say I believe you, but monks don't lie, I can't lie to you... You and I have always been enemies, not friends. If I say I believe you, that would be a lie. But what I do believe is that everything has cause and effect. Whether you are good or bad, the result today is all due to the causes you chose before. If you want me to believe you... you have to figure this out first!"

Aphrodite was stunned. Suddenly, as if remembering something, she knelt on the ground, facing Tang Ku, and clasped her hands together devoutly. She was no longer as unruly as before. She bowed and kowtowed. When she raised her head again, she said, "I don't know the rules of your Buddhist sect, and I don't know if I can meet your standards, but for now, I will be your disciple. Many of what you said makes perfect sense, but I can't comprehend it. Can I stay by your side and listen to what you say often? This is my request, and I will repay you in the future!"

"Haha, a beautiful lady like you is too eye-catching. I..."

Before Tang Ku finished speaking, he saw Aphrodite's right hand shining with golden light. She gently wiped it on her head, and all her golden hair fell off in an instant. A brand new bald nun appeared in front of Tang Ku with an extremely beautiful face.