I, the poor monk Tang San, buried the sky, buried the earth, buried all living beings

Chapter 67: If you don’t answer 3 questions, I’ll kill you

Tang Ku followed behind, and when he saw the woman enter the inn, he couldn't help but frown slightly, then laughed and said, "That's good, this way the scope of influence won't be too large!"

People often say that one can shrink the distance into an inch, and Tang Ku's action is similar. He walked leisurely and paced forward in square steps over a distance of about a hundred meters. In two or three seconds, he had arrived at the door of someone's store.

The door was closed tightly. The woman had just closed it when she entered.

On the street outside, the peddlers and hawkers had almost all left by now. Tang Ku walked forward a few steps, gently knocked on the door, and said loudly, "Sir, is there anyone here who can come up? I'm staying here."

No one answered, but one could hear the people inside walking hurriedly and in a disorderly manner. It seemed that there were quite a few people inside.

Immediately afterwards, the door opened and a group of people rushed out, holding knives, guns, sticks, clubs, spatulas, kitchen knives, brooms and other things, and surrounded Tang Ku.

Judging from his attire, the leader should be the innkeeper, in his early forties. He stroked his mustache and pointed at Tang Ku, saying, "You lecherous monk, you bastard! You flirt with decent women in broad daylight, and you even dare to commit murder and arson. Do you really think there are no brave men in our land of Tang?"

Tang Ku was stunned for a moment, and then he saw Hu Ji standing in the lobby and sneering at him.

"Haha, you're going to play this with me, right?"

Tang Ku narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Okay, you're playing the fool policy well..."

Looking at this group of people, all with lusty faces and cheeks flushed with the kind of heat, Tang Ku knew exactly what this woman had done.

"Amitabha!"

Tang Ku clasped his hands together, narrowed his eyes, and said, "I am just a passerby. How could I have done the evil things you described, yet you wrongly accuse a good person? Besides, you don't even know me, so how can you be sure that I am a lecherous monk?"

"Hmph, that Hu woman just told us that you broke into her home and tried to commit adultery. She refused, but you threatened to kill her parents. If they hadn't been alert and taken advantage of your drunkenness to escape, you would have killed them. Do you still want to deny it, you lecherous monk?"

The shopkeeper pointed his halberd and cursed, "My servants, tie him up! Xiao Liuzi, go tell the patrolling Jinwu Guards to take this thief away!"

Tang sneered bitterly, looking at the approaching people and said, "You are really stubborn. Namo Amitabha, but you guys look at who I am!"

hum!

A golden light shot straight up to the sky. Amidst the lion's roar, the Buddhist sound impacted the hearts of everyone present, instantly clearing their bewitched souls. Then the shopkeeper couldn't help but shake his head, looking at Tang Ku's face again, and said in some confusion: "This monk, why do you look familiar to me?"

Tang laughed bitterly and said, "Shopkeeper, you have a good memory. Have you forgotten Tang Xuanzang who traveled to the West?"

The shopkeeper was startled and suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, it's the holy monk who has arrived. Why are you here? Damn it, damn it! I actually mistook the holy monk for a rapist. I really deserve to die..."

How could the shopkeeper not recognize him? When Tang Xuanzang was preaching, he was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva to become a pilgrim. At that time, he was just a tea stall owner, and the old monk transformed by the Bodhisattva drank tea at his tea stall!

At that time, he was listening to Tang Sanzang's lecture from beginning to end, so how could he not recognize this face? Besides, he had returned from obtaining the scriptures before, and at that time, almost all the people in the city had seen him and his disciples.

Aphrodite was genuinely stunned. He hadn't mentioned Tang Sanzang's prestige in the city. But it was her fault. She hadn't chosen a place other than her own to end up in an acquaintance's shop.

Tang Ku smiled and said to the shopkeeper, "I've been hunting down evil spirits all the way here, and you were just deceived by them, so I don't blame you. That's right, the look in your eyes shows you understand, so... why aren't you running away?"

The shopkeeper's face was filled with fear, and then he waved his hand. Everyone pointed their spearheads at the woman in the hall. The woman sneered, "Tang Sanzang is quite resourceful. Even this was enough to break the situation."

"No way, this is the only advantage of being a holy monk: good relationships with people!"

Tang Ku spread his hands and said to the shopkeeper, "Go find a place to hide. I won't be able to take care of you if a fight breaks out!"

"How can that be? This witch is so dangerous, we must lend you a helping hand!" said the shopkeeper indignantly.

"Alright, let's go now. If you meet the Jinwu Guards, just tell them I'm here to subdue a demon and ask them to appease the people in the city!"

As he spoke, Tang Ku's figure flashed and he passed the crowd and rushed towards the "witch".

However, the moment he punched the woman, the woman disappeared on the spot, and another strand of golden hair fluttered and slowly fell to the ground.

"It's the substitution technique again. Aren't you afraid of turning yourself into me..." Touching his bald head with his hand, Tang Ku flew up, directly broke through the roof, and flew into the air.

"Shopkeeper, what should we do?"

The cook couldn't help but ask the shopkeeper, "Should we still go find the Jinwu Guards?"

"Fuck you! Can't you see that's a monster? No matter how powerful the Jinwu Guards are, can they really defeat a monster? You bastard! The Saint Monk is worthy of being a Saint Monk. Who can compare to him in flying and hiding?... I'll find someone to clean up tomorrow. It's time to replace these tiles. They keep leaking..."

As he said this, the shopkeeper shook his sleeves and walked into the inner hall.

In mid-air, Tang Ku blocked Aphrodite almost instantly, with a faint smile still on his face.

"Monk, I changed my appearance three times, how come you were always able to keep up with me?"

Aphrodite still looked fearless. She restored her original appearance and gently stroked her temples, showing an indescribable charm.

Tang smiled bitterly and said, "Who told you to choose a beautiful change when changing your appearance? If you turn into a bloated old lady, I won't bother to follow you!"

"Haha, so you still care about me?"

Aphrodite chuckled and said, "How about this? Whatever mistakes I make, I'll pay for them with my body, okay?"

"Two points!" Tang Ku held up two fingers. "First, I'm a monk. In my eyes, there's a Buddhist verse that describes you as a rosy skull. Second, even though I'm a layman, your wavy golden hair and coquettish appearance don't suit my aesthetic standards. I prefer the pure and elegant, so... you'd better fend for yourself!"

Aphrodite's face darkened. "Do you really want to kill them all?"

"That depends on whether you cooperate or not!" Tang Ku clasped his hands together and said, "I have three questions. If you don't answer one, I will kill you. Okay?"

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