Traveling through time and space to become a child, supporting the family by catching fish and shrim

March 7th.

The people of Linshui County suddenly discovered that there was a new painting on the bulletin boards in the streets and alleys.

There is a person in the painting, but he is not a wanted criminal, but Xie Qinghuan, one of the former top stars of Hongxiuzhao.

In the portrait, Xie Qinghuan is holding a wine bottle with the words "Hongyan Zui" written on the bottle.

On the right side of the portrait is written, Xie Qinghuan, the designated spokesperson of Hongyanzui Dayan Dynasty.

On the left side it says "A cup of beauty for you".

At the bottom it reads, "On the eighth day of the third lunar month, Qing Huan played solo and a beautiful woman was born."

This kind of portrait appeared for the first time in the hundreds of years of history of the Great Yan Dynasty.

The first feeling of ordinary people after watching it is, what the hell is this?

What is Hongyanzui? What is a spokesperson?

Some people who were very curious ran to Guhong Building to find out what was going on. They found that the door of Guhong Building was closed and there were clanging sounds coming from inside, as if it was being renovated.

In addition to the lobby, there is a cloth roll about six feet long under the eaves of Guhong Building.

"I understand. Guhonglou is being transferred to the Ling family and is preparing to reopen."

"This is the shopkeeper's ancestral property. Is he willing to sell it?"

"The shopkeeper owes the Ling family several hundred taels of silver. He has to sell it even if he doesn't want to."

"So that's how it is. The Ling family is quite capable. They even invited Miss Xie to play music for their grand opening."

"That stinky bitch Xie Qinghuan was so arrogant in Hongxiuzhao back then, no one could touch her. She even redeemed herself, wanting to be a good person. But now she's back to her old ways, pretending to be pure."

"What do you think? Did the Young Master of the Ling Family sleep with Xie Qinghuan?"

"Of course they slept with each other. What these whores in brothels long for most is to climb into the bed of a rich man."

"When Young Master Ling gets tired of playing around, won't we also have a chance to sleep with Xie Qinghuan?"

"With Xie Qinghuan's figure, if I were the young master of the Ling family, I would have to sleep with her for at least three years before getting tired of her."

"It doesn't matter. It's just a few years. I can wait! I won't be able to rest in peace until I sleep with Xie Qinghuan once."

The poster did have a very good effect, but the effect was slightly different from what Chen Lang expected.

The public still focused on Xie Qinghuan himself, and few people discussed Hongyanzui.

Of course, this is also a normal phenomenon. After all, the wine Hongyanzui has never appeared on the market, and the public has no idea what Hongyanzui is.

But Chen Lang believed that after tomorrow, Hongyanzui's fame would definitely surpass Xie Qinghuan.

The eighth day of March.

The roll of cloth hanging under the eaves of Guhong Tower slowly fell down.

The first stanza of "Song of Water Melody" was presented in such a watery way before the talented man and beautiful woman of Linshui County.

The words on this scroll are very large and can be seen clearly even from hundreds of meters away.

As the cloth was unfolded, the door of Guhong Tower also opened.

Two beautiful girls in long gauze dresses stood on either side of the gate, with gentle smiles on their faces. They bowed slightly to the people outside the door and made an inviting gesture: "Welcome to Guhong Tower."

The people standing at the door were attracted by the poster from yesterday. Now seeing this scene, they could no longer hold back and walked inside.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard the crisp and sticky voice again: "Welcome to Guhong Tower."

One of the guests was sharp-eyed and asked in surprise, "Aren't you Miss Rou'er from Hongxiu Zhao? Why are you here at Guhong Tower?"

"Is the Ling family planning to turn Guhonglou into the third brothel in Linshui County?"

Miss Rou'er explained gently: "Sir, you are wrong."

"Guhonglou has nothing to do with the Ling family, and it won't become a brothel. We sisters come to Guhonglou just to work as waitresses."

"Waiter?" The customer was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

"We are here to serve you, but it's just ordinary service, nothing else." Rou'er said, "Sir, please sit down and talk."

After the guests sat down, Rou'er brought a drink menu and said, "Sir, please order."

The customer took the drink menu, glanced at it, and said with a smile, "This is quite good. Let me take a look."

After reading it, the guest's expression changed.

"I say, is the price of this wine wrong?"

"A pot of wine weighs five ounces? Is your wine made of gold or silver?"

Rou'er's voice is just like her name, soft and weak. No matter how angry you are, it will be suppressed when you hear this voice.

"Sir, our wine is expensive for a reason."

"Besides, this wine is in limited supply. If you don't order it in advance, you won't be able to drink it today."

The guest snorted, "Five taels of silver, can't I do something else? Use it to drink. Do you think my silver was blown by the wind?"

"Just this cheapest wine, give me two jugs."

Rou'er was not angry and asked, "Sir, would you like to order anything else?"

"This salted edamame is a perfect accompaniment to alcohol."

The guest took a look and said, "Fuck, five cents for a plate of edamame?"

"I'm just here to join in the fun today, and I'll never come again."

"Bring me the wine quickly."

Rou'er put away the drink menu and said, "Okay, please wait a moment, sir."

"Wait." Just as Rou'er was about to turn around and leave, the guest shouted, "Don't go yet. I still have two questions for you."

"What does that poem hanging outside the door mean?"

"Also, that poster says Miss Xie is coming to play. When will she come?"

Rou'er said, "Sir, please be patient. The shopkeeper will explain the meaning of that poem to you in a moment."

"As for Qing Huan's solo, it will begin in an hour."

The guest's face turned green. "So, I want to listen to Xie Qinghuan play music, so I have to sit here for an hour?"

"Sir, you can leave first and come back in an hour."

"But I can't guarantee whether there will be a seat in an hour." Rou'er said.

The customer stood up and walked out, cursing: "Fuck, what a crappy place! It's a rip-off."

"Not only are the things I bought expensive, but they also advertise false information."

"Everyone, please leave. This is a shady shop."

However, after howling, the customer found something was wrong, because not only did no one agree with him, most of the customers in the store looked at him as if he was a fool.

The guest was so embarrassed that he didn't know whether to leave or not.

In the end, Rouer gave him a step and allowed him to sit back in his original position.

After the entire lobby was filled with people, Chen Lang said to the owner of Guhonglou at the small door leading to the kitchen, "Have you memorized the speech?"

The shopkeeper swallowed and said, "I recited it all night long and didn't dare to forget a single word."

Chen Lang said: "Then make a brilliant appearance."

The shopkeeper clenched his fists and walked to the temporary platform in the middle of the lobby with an expression of being ready to die.

After slowly turning around, the shopkeeper opened his arms and spoke loudly.

"Welcome to Guhong Tower!"