After becoming an animal, I also have to farm

As soon as Lin Miao opened her eyes, she felt pain all over her body, especially her front half, as if her lungs had exploded.

Wait, Lin Miao just realized, why did she describe her upper body as the front half?

After his vision cleared and he looked around, Lin Miao realized that he had turned into a dog...

Oh, it’s still a local dog that was beaten half to death.

Lin Miao was puzzled. The goddess had clearly told her that she would be transformed into a species that the female taskers respected very much...

Okay, it turns out that I was tricked here. Lin Miao held his forehead helplessly and had to lie on the ground to recover his strength and absorb the memory of this big yellow dog.

In this world of strong women, the goddess gave Lin Miao a little introduction when she arrived.

Following her thoughts, Lin Miao realized that she should be at the time when the heroine and the hero had their first conflict.

It is said that the heroine had become the empress at this time, but was remonstrated with by the ministers for expanding her harem.

At that time, Lin Miao felt a little relieved when he heard that the empress had expanded her harem. After all, the local tyrants on the male side always boasted about the number of concubines they had slept with.

What’s so infuriating is that the heroine claims to be a strong woman, but she actually does things that flatter men and smacks them in the face.

What's more, the heroine is an empress, and the person she flatters is a male favorite who won't let her get close to him!

This male favorite is called Jun Ling, and he is a plaything offered to the empress by a small foreign country.

But Jun Ling is indeed good-looking, with an exotic appearance, deep eye sockets, a high nose bridge, broad shoulders, a thin waist and abdominal muscles, which just fits the heart of Empress Su Jingyao.

Su Jingyao fell in love with Jun Ling at first sight, as if she was bewitched, and started her shameless and servile life.

Logically speaking, Su Jingyao, a female emperor, wanted to have a male concubine, so it was just a matter of saying it. After all, there were already many such male emperors in the harem.

But Jun Ling was good at playing hard to get. He brought Fugui, the big yellow dog he had trained since childhood, and ordered Fugui to bite the empress as long as she dared to touch him.

She almost lost her virginity a few times before, but Jun Ling fooled her into it.

But poor big yellow dog Fugui, he interrupted the empress's good deeds again and again. Although he was not targeted by the empress openly, he suffered a lot in secret.

When the empress was about to force Jun Ling once again, she finally made up her mind and drugged the big yellow dog Fugui.

Fugui collapsed at the door with his whole body exhausted, and the empress finally took advantage of the situation to taste Jun Ling's goodness.

But just as the empress was about to resent him, she bestowed countless treasures upon Jun Ling. Jun Ling felt as if his innocence had been tarnished, and he became furious and impotent in the palace.

Then, he beat the big yellow dog Fugui severely, breaking several of his ribs, and only then did he vent his anger of humiliation.

Lin Miao, who just came through: ...? So, is she also part of their play?

Lin Miao endured the severe pain in his body, licked his nose continuously, and cursed Jun Ling inwardly.

You bastard, why are you erecting a chastity arch for a male concubine?

Besides, wasn't it Fugui who didn't want to interrupt his playing hard to get? It would be fine if he just didn't care about it, but he took his anger out on this. What a heartless and ungrateful man.

Moreover, Fugui was extremely loyal to Jun Ling. Even though he was beaten to death by Jun Ling this time, what he thought about before he died was how to protect him in the future.

Feeling Fugui's last wish, Lin Miao comforted it in his heart, "Good dog, don't worry, I will definitely "protect" your master."

Doesn’t Jun Ling want to commit himself to the empress and be teased by Su Jingyao in bed?

Yes, Lin Miao likes to help everyone realize their dreams the most. Today she must help Jun Ling and help him get rid of this trouble.

After using his soul power to strengthen Fugui's dog's body, Lin Miao stood up and stretched his limbs.

He kicked his hind legs first, then stretched his front legs, and finally shook his hair, sniffed the air, and moved towards Jun Ling's location.

Lin Miao sneaked into Jun Ling's inner room, and with his super eyesight, he immediately saw that he was cooking a pot of black soup beside the table.

Jun Ling seemed very dissatisfied with Su Jingyao's use of force on him today. He kept muttering while cooking the soup.

"Damn Central Plains woman, how dare you force me! Do you really think my Nan Miao family is so easy to bully?

You dare to destroy my chastity? I will make you pay the price! I will replace you! A woman who wants to be the emperor is simply a hen crowing at dawn! ...”

Seeing that Jun Ling was absorbed in and engrossed in his cursing, Lin Miao prepared himself, gathered his strength, and rushed forward like an arrow, then slammed hard into Jun Ling who was stirring the soup.

Feeling the huge impact of his front legs hitting Jun Ling's back, Lin Miao took advantage of the situation and stomped down like a fierce dog, causing Jun Ling to fall directly into the scorching fire.

"Ah! It hurts! Who!..." The immense pain made Jun Lingyang lie on the ground and struggle frantically, his hands trying to tear open his chest that was scalded by boiling water.

Seeing that Jun Ling's vital point was exposed, Lin Miao raised his upper body in a fierce dog style, and then stomped hard on the place he didn't want to use with his front limbs.

"what!!!!"

Hearing Jun Ling's cry of pain, which finally had a different kind of sincerity, Lin Miao jumped away from the crime scene.

He just lay on Jun Ling's soft couch, watching the palace maids and eunuchs rush into the room to help him up.

Jun Ling was only concerned about his own wound. Before he could deal with Lin Miao, Su Jingyao suddenly pushed the door open and was so frightened that he subconsciously protected his crotch.

Su Jingyao was originally only attracted by Jun Ling's looks. As for his ability in bed, well, she really hated him like he was a dead man...

Now seeing that Jun Ling's face was disfigured and everything was lost, Su Jingyao offered a few words of comfort as a mere observer and then led Lin Miao away.

Lin Miao took small steps, followed Su Jingyao, and listened to her complaints.

"Lord God, why did you change another system to monitor me? I've already told you I'm really taking the path of a strong woman, why don't you believe me?"

Lin Miao continued to act like a dog. She was very unhappy with Su Jingyao's sudden pinch on her ear. She shook her head violently and broke free from her hand.

Su Jingyao still thought she was being a strong woman? How ridiculous! Could it be that in this world, she was slowly cleaning up the palace maids, and competing with the female palace maids was considered a strong woman?

Or does Su Jingyao think that her daily kneeling down to worship her mother-in-law shows that she is a strong woman?

There are even more outrageous things that Lin Miao is too lazy to mention, such as giving men official titles and noble rank, but asking female subordinates to give up their military power and rights, under the pretext of sympathy for women who will have a hard time during their menstrual period...

Su Jingyao has lived in this world for a long time and really thinks that she is the king of the world and can do whatever she wants.

But because the previous systems had complained, many of Su Jingyao's cheats were forcibly taken back by the female god.

The reason is simple: it is the result of suggestions from the audience in the live broadcast room. Everyone really doesn't want to see that the empress they have spent all their resources to create is a fool.

Su Jingyao came from a family of domestic intrigues, and relied on the support of the system to reach the pinnacle of life.

After becoming the empress, she let herself go. Not only did she not take care of government affairs and people's livelihood, but she also acted like a dog and flirted with her male favorites in the harem every day.

Today she cares about the male favorite who is jealous because she didn't give him a gift, and tomorrow she is angry because the male favorite stayed in her bed with her for one more night.

She seemed to be unable to live without men. She took advantage of the dividends from the infrastructure construction given to her by the female ministers and supported batch after batch of male ministers.

The audience who come to watch the development history of the empress are, after all, more career-oriented.

It’s okay for you, the empress, to sleep with men when you’re in love, that’s normal, but if you only revolve around men, you can’t be called a strong woman!

Lin Miao followed Su Jingyao and received more information. He remained unmoved by the words of the heroine in his mind.

The heroine: Miao, she's gone so far, why don't you bite her? Besides, your teeth are so sharp now, bite her, I'll take care of you.

Lin Miao: ...contempt

Although Lin Miao was a little itchy because of what the heroine said, he really wanted to punish Su Jingyao.

But Lin Miao thought of a better way to help Su Jingyao clear her mind.

If Su Jingyao still refuses to change her ways, Lin Miao will really go crazy and become a mad dog.

She bites the sky, the earth, and the air. She bites the empress above and the male favorites below. She will bite anyone who is not normal until she is normal!

As he was speaking, Lin Miao saw another male lover of Su Jingyao flying over and preparing to throw himself into his arms.

Lin Miao accelerated and turned around to run behind the male lover and bit his butt!

While the man was covering his butt and screaming, Lin Miao gave him another fatal blow, causing the male favorite to roll on the ground in pain.

Then, meeting Su Jingyao's puzzled and dissatisfied eyes, Lin Miao said calmly, "Without a man in my heart, I will naturally be a god!"

The male favorite was about to file a complaint when he heard a dog say something and thought that rabies had broken out so quickly.

He was so frightened that he screamed and then his eyes rolled back and he fainted.