After becoming an animal, I also have to farm

Chapter 226 You Are Not Allowed to Be a Man Anymore

Chen Yuanzhen ate snacks and drank tea, and the more she listened to Lin Miao and the others talking, the more confused she became.

She asked Yao Zhi in confusion,

"Ah? What does killing monsters have to do with you?"

Lin Miao then remembered that she had not told Chen Yuanzhen that Liu Xiangru was not a human being, and quickly pointed at Liu Xiangru and said,

"General Liu is a demon, that's why he is being hunted."

Chen Yuanzhen suddenly realized what was going on, and Yao Zhi hurriedly followed up to explain.

"Master, you're right. My husband is a snake demon. Fortunately, my husband and I were stationed at Shanhaiguan. As soon as we received the imperial warrant, we fled in a hurry."

When Liu Xiangru saw that the topic was about himself, he transformed himself into his original form very appropriately.

The cold orange-yellow slender pupils, coupled with the flexible forked blood-red tongue, scared Chen Yuanzhen so much that she screamed and threw herself into Lin Miao's arms.

While Lin Miao was hugging Chen Yuanzhen to comfort her, he also realized that it was no wonder that Liu Xiangru's surname was Liu, because in folk legends, snakes were also called Liuxian.

Seeing that her husband had deliberately done something bad to scare Chen Yuanzhen, Yao Zhi twisted his arm viciously and warned him,

"Be more polite to your benefactor!"

The snake demon who was domineering and ruthless the previous second, became like a well-behaved dog the next moment, and agreed reluctantly.

"I understand...I won't do that again..."

Lin Miao wanted to ask more about the current situation of the court when he suddenly heard a rumbling sound.

Seeing Chen Yuanzhen and Lin Miao looking at him at the same time, Yao Zhi's face flushed red.

"Sorry, Yao Zhi, I'm being rude."

Seeing that his wife was hungry, Liu Xiangru immediately hit the snake stick with a cold face and didn't know who he was commanding.

"Get my wife some food first, and then we can talk!"

Lin Miao rolled her eyes and ignored his overbearing CEO-like greasy words.

If it weren't for the fact that he was Yao Zhi's husband and the system's task person, Lin Miao would have wanted to beat up this arrogant man.

You're all just demons, why are you trying to be so noble with me? Don't you even know whose territory you're in? You can't even tell the difference between the big and small kings!

It just so happened that Chen Yuanzhen was also hungry, so she asked Lin Miao to entertain Yao Zhi first, and she ran to the small kitchen to ask the cook to prepare a table of delicious food and send it over.

Yao Zhi felt that not only was he rescued by the two, but he also had to eat and drink for free at someone else's house, which made him feel a little uneasy.

She even took off her golden soft armor and gave it to Lin Miao as food money for the couple.

Liu Xiangru stood beside Yao Zhi like a black-faced bodyguard, as if he would beat Lin Miao severely if Lin Miao dared to take his wife's clothes to sell.

Lin Miao rolled his eyes at him impatiently again. No wonder Yao Zhi said he was a savage bull who was so annoying that he wanted to kill people. It turned out that this guy really had no emotional intelligence and was annoying.

If he didn't need his help to lead the troops in battle, Lin Miao would have wanted to detain Yao Zhi and drive Liu Xiangru out.

Fortunately, Chen Yuanzhen came back with a box of cold dishes, breaking the deadlock in the room.

She happily placed a bowl of steaming cold artificial meat on the table, and gave the three of them bowls and chopsticks and greeted them warmly.

"Sister Yao, please try the artificial meat, it's delicious!

This is something my sister and I made with our grandmother to help us pass the time. How does it taste?

Seeing Chen Yuanzhen was about to pick up some food for his wife, Liu Xiangru glared at him and blocked him with his hand.

He first filled his own bowl with a small bowl of artificial meat mixed with shredded green and red peppers, and stuffed it all into his mouth without saying a word.

Lin Miaomiao saw that he was eating in a hurry and complained,

"Why, we've been together for several days, and you still think we're going to poison you?"

Liu Xiangru swallowed the fragrant and refreshing artificial meat in his mouth, and felt an endless aftertaste, even swallowing his words of objection.

Yao Zhi looked embarrassed and took the initiative to pick up a piece of food for Lin Miao and Chen Yuanzhen to express his apology.

Lin Miao and Chen Yuanzhen agreed with a smile, and the three of them gathered together to explain to Yao Zhi what the raw materials of artificial meat are and how it is made.

On the surface, it was a friendly interaction between the three women, but in fact, Lin Miao's legs under the table were kicking back and forth with Liu Xiangru several times.

The two of them quickly grabbed the cold dishes with chopsticks and exchanged their thoughts with their feet.

Suddenly, there was a bang under the table on Lin Miao's side, and then the toes of Liu Xiangru's cloth shoes appeared from the table.

Lin Miao deliberately did not take his kick because she found that Yao Zhi had seen the little movements between her and Liu Xiangru.

Now the table was broken by Liu Xiangru. Yao Zhi was so angry that he slammed his chopsticks on the table, stood up and grabbed Liu Xiangru's ear and cursed.

"You're such a bother! I shouldn't have let you be a general in the first place!

Look at what kind of character you've learned from following those stinky men. Have you thrown away all the rules of conduct I taught you in the mansion?!

If you dare to be rude to your benefactor again, you might as well stop being a man! "

Chen Yuanzhen and Lin Miao were drinking tea and watching Yao Zhixun's husband being lively.

Then the scene suddenly changed. Yao Zhi angrily scolded Liu Xiangru and told him to stop being a man. The two were so frightened that the water in their mouths sprayed out with a "Puff".

Chen Yuanzhen's face turned red from choking, and he continued to eat melons even while coughing madly.

"Ah, how can you not be a man???"

Yao Zhi nodded calmly and replied,

"Yes, Aru was a girl before, and she stayed with me in the mansion for 18 years.

If I didn't want to get married, I wouldn't have resorted to such a desperate measure as to have Ah Ru become a man and become a general so that he could marry me."

After listening to Yao Zhi's explanation, Chen Yuanzhen could not recover for a long time from the shock that Liu Xiangru's sister became her husband, and her husband became her sister.

Instead, Lin Miao suddenly realized something and pointed at Liu Xiangru and asked quickly,

"I see! Is it true that snake demons can change their gender at will before reaching adulthood?"

Liu Xiangru was pulled by Yao Zhi's ears but still looked proud.

"Of course, this is the secret method passed down from our snake demon clan."

Seeing his arrogance, Lin Miao didn't understand why he was so proud of being able to choose his own gender, but he still gave him a perfunctory compliment.

"Oh, you're really awesome then."

Ever since I found out that Liu Xiangru had been a woman for 18 years and had chosen to undergo sex reassignment surgery to become a rough man in order to protect Yao Zhi, I have never known such a thing.

Lin Miao and Chen Yuanzhen immediately had more respect for him.

You have to know that in this feudal dynasty, there are really not many people who can remember their original intentions and always protect their companions.

The reason why demons have a worse reputation is that they are cold-blooded animals with sophisticated selfishness, and they don't care about companions or not.

After the farce, the cook came with her people and put eight more dishes on the table.

There were five meat dishes, two vegetable dishes, and a tofu soup, all of which were delicious and tempting to everyone on the table.

Lin Miao was extremely hungry. After exchanging pleasantries with Chen Yuanzhen and Yao Zhi, the four of them quickly started eating.

After eating and drinking their fill, and after Liu Xiangru had swept away all the leftovers on the table, the four of them finally put down their chopsticks.

After all, one should be grateful for what one has received. After being treated to a sumptuous meal in the north, Liu Xiangru was completely conquered.

He secretly made a decision that he could hide here and there to avoid the court's pursuit, but his wife must not become a poor stray dog like him!

So he solemnly asked Lin Miao and Chen Yuanzhen what their intention was in saving him.

Chen Yuanzhen said something in the calmest tone that made people shudder.

"Please come and be a general, and together we will overthrow the rule of that little bastard Tu Su."

Yao Zhi was stunned when he heard this outrageous plan, but Liu Xiangru was delighted.

"Is it serious?"

"That's true, but we don't have any soldiers, so we still need your help in training them."

Lin Miao also joined in to help, determined to make full use of General Liu Xiangru's identity.

What else could they do? With their impulsive actions, how could they overthrow the Sheng Dynasty without even half the troops Tu Su had?

Why? Because of their inexplicable self-confidence?

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