After becoming an animal, I also have to farm

I originally came here to find someone for help, but ended up going back with a task to help someone else.

Lin Miao felt that he had a lot of things to do recently, especially at night.

After nightfall, she was just like the villain, busy as a whirlwind.

After planning the route, Lin Miao first went to the nearest place to visit the scumbag ex-boyfriend of Mie Di's sisters in their dreams.

Tonight is still about men's moral education. Because he was in a hurry to deal with the follow-up matters, Lin Miao simply set an automatic time for his soul to leave the body.

Later, when Xin Manli passed by the window of the stupid boss's house, Lin Miao found that the boss went to bed unusually early today, and immediately a plan came to his mind.

Yes, the human resources department must have reported to him that he was asking for n+1 compensation.

It would be better to add some fuel to the stupid boss's dream and get the compensation that he deserves as soon as possible.

Lin Miao floated to the bedside of his sleeping boss, and his ears hurt because of his deafening snoring.

The boss's wife, who was sleeping in the same bed with him, seemed to be disturbed by the snoring and was sleeping very restlessly. She kept tossing and turning with a frown on her face.

Seeing this, Lin Miao stepped forward skillfully and swung the soul-locking chain, directly hooking out the soul of the black-hearted boss.

The male boss's soul was floating in the air, looking very confused. He turned his head and looked left and right, as if trying to figure out what was going on.

Looking at the panicked expression of the greasy male boss with a big beer belly, as if he was several months pregnant, Lin Miao smiled at him sinisterly.

She even stuck out her long curled-up tongue and suddenly made it float in front of his eyes.

Lin Miao smiled evilly and slapped the male boss twice, then said coldly,

"Don't look for it anymore. You have committed too many sins in the world of the living, which has damaged your virtue.

Now I have received an order to take you back and throw you into a cauldron of oil and pass through a mountain of swords and a sea of fire to cleanse your sins."

After hearing what Lin Miao said, the male boss turned pale and trembled.

If the lower half of the living soul had not been restrained on his body, his legs, which were shaking like noodles, would have probably fallen to his knees in front of Lin Miao.

"No, no! Sir, please don't take me to the underworld. I'll give you money, okay?"

Lin Miao continued to slap him wildly with a sneer, not wanting to say anything more.

Unexpectedly, Lin Miao's private venting behavior was understood by the stupid male boss as,

"Hiss, is the punishment starting now, sir? Stop it, stop it, please stop it, sir."

After beating him until the resentment in his heart subsided a little, Lin Miao rolled his eyes and said to the cowering male boss,

"It's not impossible to let you go. If you take care of the next two things I'll ask you to do, maybe I can let you go."

When the male boss heard that there was a chance of improvement, he immediately put his hands together and prayed to Lin Miao.

"Your Excellency, please tell me! Please tell me! I will definitely do it! I will definitely do it well!"

Lin Miao shook his head and pretended to talk nonsense to the male boss.

"Is there someone named Lin Miao in your company? She's really amazing!

He carried a kitchen knife and chopped his way all the way from the gates of hell to the King of Hell in Fengdu.

She has exposed all the sins you have committed in the world!

If you hadn't acted so recklessly and foolishly, this wouldn't have happened.

So you must resolve your conflict with her and make her withdraw her appeal in order to save your life, understand?"

When the male boss heard that the hardworking cattle and horses could actually act so powerfully in the underworld, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat and nodded and agreed hurriedly.

"Yes, sir, yes, yes, I will call her tomorrow to reconcile with her. We must reconcile! No problem!"

Lin Miao heard the answer he wanted to hear, nodded with satisfaction, and continued to ask,

"Secondly, since I've taken the risk to help you, I need you to sincerely offer me sacrifices every day at home.

Fruits, flowers, incense and candles must be provided, and two lotus butter lamps must be lit for me every day.

Your offerings must be large enough and sincere enough, so I can use them to bribe other little ghosts.

Otherwise, you also know that little devils are difficult to deal with, right? "

After secretly confessing all his selfish desires and seeing that the male boss agreed to everything, Lin Miao felt that he had really gotten a great bargain this time.

I didn't expect that the stupid male boss turned out to be a paper tiger with a weak heart!

He is domineering and arrogant in the company, but becomes as timid as a chicken once he is caught. It really proves the saying that the toughest part of a man is his mouth.

He took the opportunity to threaten the male boss. When Lin Miao wanted to make him stand for a while longer before letting him go, he suddenly found that the boss's wife who was sleeping in the same bed with him was behaving strangely.

Because once the soul is drawn out, it can no longer perceive the situation around it.

So the male boss didn't notice that his wife had excitedly put her finger under his nose.

Lin Miao watched the boss's wife sniff and became a little furious.

She seemed unwilling to give in and touched the male boss's carotid artery again, and finally gave him a loud slap in the face.

Then, as if her hopes had been dashed, she lay flat on the pillow and talked to herself,

"Damn, I thought Old Deng had finally died, but he just suddenly stopped snoring! Seriously, the only hope I had for the day is gone!"

When Lin Miao learned that the male boss and his wife were actually sleeping in the same bed but having different dreams, especially that his wife's hope in life was still to hope that the male boss would die soon, he burst into laughter.

Lin Miao laughed harder and harder, and finally he even rolled around in the air.

Damn, what a hell of a joke.

Is it true that the only hope for a married couple in life is for the other person to die quickly so that they can live in peace?

Lin Miao suddenly thought of the comments section he saw when he was watching the video yesterday:

An old lady said that there is no hope when living alone, but there is hope when living with two people.

Because this will make you hope that the other person dies first...

Lin Miao, who was laughing out loud at his own rich inner thoughts, didn't care at all about the dumbfounded male boss.

Only after he had laughed enough did Lin Miao pat his stomach and stand up from the ground.

Then he hit the male boss hard with the chain, and beat his soul back into his body.

As soon as the male boss's soul entered his body, he sat up in bed in a sweat. He was panting rapidly and shaking his wife who was lying beside him.

"Wife! Wife! I had a nightmare! An impermanence is coming to catch me!"

Unexpectedly, the woman who had just been awake and got up to check her breath now seemed to be in a deep sleep and unconscious.

She let the male boss shake violently, closing her eyes and losing consciousness.

Unexpectedly, he saw another funny thing. Lin Miao smiled and grabbed the soul-locking chain and went to collect souls.

At night, she went to the scumbag to appear in his dream and beat up the male boss. After collecting the soul, she went to help Lu Li find her best friend to appear in her dream to find out the situation.

Lin Miao felt that his days were extremely fulfilling, so he didn't even notice how quickly time was passing.

More than ten days passed like this, and Lin Miao finally finished all his current affairs.

The first to be affected are those who do things for others in exchange for money. They have been appearing in the dreams of their brother's scumbag ex-boyfriend for ten days.

And just the day after he had a dream for his stupid boss, Lin Miao received a notice from the human resources department.

They said they agreed to her n+1 resignation request and asked her to come to the company as soon as possible to sign the resignation certificate.

When he came back to life the next day, Lin Miao happily went back to the company to get the compensation.

Because my physical body had been lying in the hospital and at home for so many days, I had hardly seen the sun.

In addition, he didn't do much activity on weekdays, so Lin Miao's pale face and thin body really scared many people in the company.

Lin Miao didn't care at all when faced with sympathetic, scrutinizing or speculative looks from others.

As long as they get the money, they can say whatever they want.

Anyway, former colleagues are just employees who met by chance. Who will know each other after leaving the company?