After becoming an animal, I also have to farm
Chapter 167 The Master of the Sophora Tree
Lin Miao didn't expect that her soul could actually directly cause some damage to the human body.
Because after transforming into an electric fan and slapping the stupid boss's face 9981 times, he suddenly covered his cheek with his hands and said to the phone,
"Alright, alright, you figure it out yourself.
I pay you a salary every month so that you can work. Don't talk to me about this. I don't want the process, I only want the results!"
After hanging up the phone, the male boss touched his face and muttered to himself with some doubts,
"Strange, why does half of my face feel cold and numb? Could I have had a stroke?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his voice again and yelled at the woman who was cleaning in the kitchen,
"Honey, honey, pour me a cup of hot water, I'm thirsty!"
The male boss acted like he was an emperor, slumped on the sofa like a piece of fat, as if his limbs had degenerated.
Lin Miao stepped forward and hit Kua Kua with the soul-locking chain several times.
Damn Zhou Paopi, not only does he act like a tyrant at work, he's also restless at home.
Lin Miao was slapping him while talking nonsense, trying to vent all the anger he had experienced at work.
"How many years has it been since the fall of the Qing Dynasty? Even Puyi had to buy a ticket to enter the Forbidden City. Do you still think you're some local emperor who bullies his way around?
When I was in the company, I was willing to work hard for you just to get that little bit of money from you, you wicked thing!"
Just like he had imagined countless times in his mind the exciting scene in a novel where he could beat up his boss, Lin Miao kept in mind the idea that opportunity is hard to come by and will never come back.
Relying on the fact that he was a living soul, the stupid boss couldn't see him, so he attacked his big face left and right, and hit him with the soul-locking chain, making crackling sounds.
It was as if she wanted to vent all the humiliation she had endured at his hands over the past few years.
After beating the male boss who had been watching borderline videos for a while, he seemed to be hurt by the continuous attacks of Lin Miao's soul.
Not only did he make a hissing sound of toothache, he also complained while covering his cheeks that were repeatedly slapped.
"What's going on? Why is the air from the air conditioner so cold? It's making my face hurt.
Honey, honey! Come over here and turn up the air conditioner temperature a little bit! "
Seeing the silly male boss drinking tea and eating some cut fruit, he put down his phone and went to eat and warm himself and think about sex.
Lin Miao's mouth twitched, he couldn't bear to watch it. He wrote down the location of the scumbag's house on the map, and hurried to his house to tell him a secret in his dream.
Alas, Lin Miao has a strong sense of morality, even if it means taking money to help others get rid of disasters.
I woke up the sleeping scumbag and gave him a lecture on male ethics, which lasted for most of the night.
When the rooster crowed three times, Lin Miao leisurely patted the soul-locking chain and hurried to his rental house.
Compared to the last time when the scumbag looked confused and bewildered, this time his facial expression was obviously much richer.
I don’t seem to understand why I have to endure this kind of treatment for two nights in a row?
The scumbag's soul began to struggle violently and dishonestly, as if trying to break free from Lin Miao's shackles.
I thought of how the scumbag's struggle was violently suppressed by me, and then I scolded him for most of the night like Pan Hong scolding a dog.
Lin Miao laughed so hard that the corners of his mouth curled up to his ears, and he kept muttering,
"Male virtue, male virtue, very good! Without male virtue, the country will no longer be a country!"
As soon as he left the scumbag's house, the soul-locking chain kept shaking left and right, reminding Lin Miao to fulfill his promise.
Lin Miao knew what it meant. The Soul-Locking Chain wanted to capture evil spirits to replenish Yin Qi. This was what he had promised today.
Lin Miao simply used the radar function of the Soul Locking Chain and told it to explore on its own, and he would follow behind to help.
Upon hearing this, the Soul-Locking Chain was like a half-standing snake, constantly looking around to test the air, and then dragged Lin Miao and ran madly in one direction.
Lin Miao was dragged by the soul-locking chain, floating and floating until he reached a floor close to the ground and stopped.
As if it sensed the breath that made it tremble, the Soul-Locking Chain immediately took Lin Miao into the house.
When Lin Miao quickly glanced at the locust tree outside the window, she always felt that she seemed to have been here before.
She was very familiar with the scene in the yard, but she couldn't remember when she had seen it.
As soon as she floated into the house, Lin Miao was shocked by the scene in front of her. Even though she was a living soul now, she felt cold all over and her teeth were chattering.
The soul-locking chain emitted a dazzling golden light and turned into a soft rope, suddenly stabbing at a bloody figure lying on the sofa.
A soul with a white glow was dragged out of the body, and Lin Miao could see that it was a young woman who was no more than 30 years old.
The soul-locking chain first tied up the woman, and then took Lin Miao to the living room and bedroom.
One after another, a man with a dark aura emerged from the body of a man lying on the ground;
Finally, the soul of an old lady in her 50s was drawn out from the bloody corpse lying on the bed in a large master bedroom.
The soul-locking chain caught three souls at once, and the souls of the man and the old lady were especially black in color.
Lin Miao immediately reacted and realized that these two people with stiff bodies and long-dead bodies were probably not good people.
Because she knew the mechanism of the Soul Locking Chain very well, when she was trying to hook a living soul, she was only interested in ghosts that were full of malice and had done many bad things in their past lives.
On the contrary, the first figure of the woman that was drawn out, her ghost not only emitted white light, but also had a little gold.
Lin Miao felt that he might have been involved in another big case.
The ghosts of the man and the old aunt only reacted after their physical bodies were killed and left their bodies. As soon as they regained consciousness, they started beating and scolding the woman's soul.
Lin Miao made two talismans to help people according to his mood, and successfully helped the man and the old lady calm down.
Then, Lin Miao kept muttering something to the tearful girl, "Xiao Man, you bastard, it's better for you all to go to hell together." The gradually crazy woman behind him hurried to comfort him.
"Sister, don't be impulsive! If you have anything to say, tell me. After all, I am the most hateful and vengeful Wuchang!"
When it comes to comforting people, Lin Miao is very familiar with it.
After comforting the busy old lady today, Lin Miao grasped the essence of comforting people.
As soon as the words fell, Lin Miao patted the woman's back in comfort.
He even loosened her soul a little from the soul-locking chain, and Lin Miao received the woman's tearful thanks.
"You. You are Lord Wuchang, right? I killed them both. I deserve death. I am willing to go to hell.
But they both deserved to die, they don't deserve to be reincarnated, they will go to hell with me!"
Lin Miao looked at the ghosts of the mother and son who were still struggling frantically, trying to break free from the soul-locking chain, and even saw the sizzling black smoke.
So he guessed and comforted the woman.
"Don't worry, they will be judged before you.
Look at how much black mist is on them. They must have committed a lot of sins. I think it will be difficult for them to be reborn as humans. They will most likely be animals."
The woman heard the words as if she had met a close friend. She ignored the soul-locking chain and stepped forward to grab Lin Miao's hand and said crazily,
"Yes, they are both beasts! They took advantage of my pregnancy to beat my Xiaoman to death and ate her meat. Is that all they needed? These two beasts!"
Although living souls cannot feel pain, Lin Miao inexplicably felt the pain of a tight hoop on his hands when they were held by the woman.
I heard the woman say that she found Xiaoman's skin from the garbage dump and buried it under the locust tree outside the window.
Lin Miao then slapped his head and suddenly remembered.
One time when she returned to the underworld, she left through the locust tree planted by the woman, right?
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