After becoming an animal, I also have to farm

After exiting the Douyin Underworld live broadcast room, Zhang Shengnan watched some short videos out of boredom.

Now that her mind was clear, she began to wonder if she had been too impulsive just now.

How could I just spend 160 yuan on this so-called dream fruit from a host who has zero fans and just started broadcasting?

What's even more outrageous is that this fruit has no entity at all, but is just helping his scumbag ex-boyfriend to appear in his dreams.

Zhang Shengnan felt that she must have made impulsive purchases on NetEase Cloud Music late at night because she had just experienced a sudden breakup.

I guess I was probably cheated by this kind of entertainment anchor, and there is no way to get my money back.

Zhang Shengnan could only comfort herself, forget it, it must be difficult for the host's face to be so pale and wearing a cosplay costume.

She also makes a living by her cooking skills and deserves respect. At least she is better than her loser ex-boyfriend.

But when Zhang Shengnan thought about the 160 yuan reward she had just given out, she felt a little distressed.

My thoughts couldn't help but think of my scumbag ex-boyfriend who was preparing for the civil service exam. The tens of thousands of dollars I spent on classes and renting a house were all wasted.

The first thing I do when I get ashore is to kill the person I love.

Zhang Shengnan couldn't help but curse inwardly, damn, what bad luck.

A woman’s bad luck usually starts when she spends money on men. Spending a lot of money on a man will bring her bad luck for the rest of her life!

If the scumbag’s words to her when they broke up had not been so heartless and indifferent, Zhang Shengnan would not be so angry when she thinks about it now.

Even if she raises a stray dog, the dog will wag its tail and be loyal to her after a long time!

He's nothing like my scumbag ex-boyfriend, he's just an ungrateful person.

I've been with him for two years, not only helping him get a job, but also spending tens of thousands of dollars on him. Now he's just saying it's not appropriate to get rid of me?

What exactly was wrong between them? Lin Shengnan couldn't figure it out and even wanted to chase him to find out.

But after calming down, Lin Shengnan felt that it was unnecessary.

The scumbag must have been prepared a long time ago, otherwise he would not have blocked all of his social media accounts after proposing a breakup.

He had planned it. Lin Shengnan just wanted to persuade herself to get over such a heartless man as him as soon as possible.

After all, she hasn't gotten over the relationship yet, while the other person has already gotten into it;

She was tossing and turning while crying, while others were changing positions one after another.

Shit, the more I think about it, the angrier I get!

Zhang Shengnan pounded the bed board hard, and could only hope that the impulsive photo she took today would be a dream fruit.

The host’s outfit is obviously a cosplay of Bai Wuchang and it looks very professional. What if it is the real Wuchang?

After all, there are a lot of hermit Taoist priests appearing online now. When they post videos to popularize science, they always mix in some real kung fu demonstrations...

What if this anchor is truly the God of Death, hiding his true self, and really wants to send someone to you in your dreams?

Thinking of this, Zhang Shengnan put down her phone, closed her eyes and lay on the bed, imagining the miserable appearance of the scumbag kneeling in front of her and begging for forgiveness after being threatened in a dream.

I will never forgive him! Why should she forgive someone who hurt her?

She will get the money back, and as long as she knows that the other person is not living as well as she is, Zhang Shengnan will be extremely happy.

Thinking of the scene of the scumbag crying and kneeling down to beg for forgiveness, Zhang Shengnan couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Forget it, forget it. I can’t think about such happy things so late at night, otherwise I will have insomnia.

It’s time to go to sleep.

Waiting for good news from the anchor, I hope she is not a liar!

...

After Lin Miao followed the ghost catcher to officially start work, he found that he had no idea what his next job was.

Just like the many people in the world who are studying hard to get into the civil service exam, they are extremely busy before joining the system and spend a lot of time preparing for the exam every day.

But after I started working, I found that there was nothing to do every day and I had nothing to do at all.

What’s even more outrageous is that the live broadcast requirements in Lin Miao’s position are not reflected in the official position.

Because according to the ghost's instructions, Lin Miao's next task is to farm near the Ghost Gate.

At that time, Lin Miao will not have to come to Fengdu City to punch in every day. She only needs to complete the annual crop planting task assigned by her superiors, and she can arrange the rest of her time freely.

This was a great feeling. Lin Miao was so overjoyed that he took his almost unfinished work and planned to return to the world of the living.

Seeing that it was still early, Lin Miao decided to help the sister Miedi in the live broadcast room to send a message to her ex-boyfriend in his dream today.

After sending the dream, choose an auspicious time during the day to return to the soul.

I have to go through the discharge procedures from the hospital, then find a safe place to lie down, and finally find a way to make some money.

Following the information registered in the underworld, Lin Miao planned to set off.

Fortunately, she just bought a mobile phone today, otherwise, without map navigation, it would be difficult for Lin Miao to find her.

Opening the Lowe Map and entering the address of the residential complex where the scumbag lived, Lin Miao happily floated towards his destination while holding his phone.

As soon as he floated to the balcony on the sixth floor, Lin Miao heard harmonious sounds coming from the house.

I didn't expect that it was already one or two in the morning, and the scumbag was still so unrestrained and stayed up so late.

This made Lin Miao suddenly feel emotional. Miedi even paid her to appear in his dreams in the live broadcast room, which showed that she could not let go of the scumbag's behavior.

As a result, I guess my younger brother cried over and over again at night, looking at the scumbag, changing his posture over and over again...

When the lovemaking in the house subsided and the two breathing sounds began to become long and steady, Lin Miao gave up teasing the cute cow cat on the balcony.

Lin Miao waved goodbye to the cow cat that was staring at him alertly and floated into the room.

The scumbag was sleeping very soundly, his breathing was steady, and he probably had a very sweet dream, so he didn't feel any seamless shame at all.

Lin Miao looked at him sleeping soundly, feeling extremely angry, and took the opportunity to avenge his customer.

Lin Miao stepped forward and waved the soul-locking chain to pull up the scumbag's soul.

Nor will he be allowed to leave his body, so that he can experience a special feeling, which is a relief for him.

Instead, she let the lower half of the scumbag's soul stay in his body, while the upper half sat up and accepted her teachings.

Just when he was waiting, Lin Miao checked his phone to find a lot of cool articles and methods on how to deal with scumbag men.

At this time, Lin Miao put his knowledge into practice and slapped the scumbag's soul twice to wake him up.

Then she told him how the scumbag who cheated on other people's feelings would be taught a lesson, and that he was being targeted and would continue to suffer bad luck and be taught a lesson.

The scumbag was stunned by the two slaps and thought he was having a nightmare. He suddenly wanted to close his eyes and refuse to accept the fact before him.

But Lin Miao remembered his customer's trust and stared at the scumbag, not giving him a chance to close his eyes and rest.

As soon as she saw the scumbag's soul wanted to close his eyes and sleep, she would go up and wake him up physically, just to make sure he didn't get his way.

This went on until he was almost resurrected, and Lin Miaoben subconsciously ran back quickly.

But suddenly I remembered that I was now an official employee of the underworld, and I was not afraid of the part-time job requirement of "crowing a rooster three times" at all!

Now all he needs to do is get back to his physical body before the cock crows five times.

I can't help but sigh, no wonder everyone wants to take the exam and compete for the civil service exam, it turns out that the benefits and treatment are really good!

So Lin Miao thoughtfully gave the scumbag two hours of training on men's ethics.

It was not until 4:30 in the morning that Lin Miao slowly pushed the scumbag's soul back to his body, and then he climbed through the window and floated back to the hospital.

Lin Miao decided on the auspicious time of 12 noon today.

Or when several doctors come to check on her, she must use the recovery time to create a medical miracle!

After all, she has been quietly working hard for so long, she must surprise everyone! Hehe!