After becoming an animal, I also have to farm
Chapter 157 Probation Period
Lin Miao nodded and moaned in agreement with the male clerk, fearing that he would reject her if she didn't praise him.
This is her only way to survive at the moment, and Lin Miao doesn't want to let the opportunity she has finally obtained be ruined by her own carelessness.
After the male clerk knocked around for a while, he handed Lin Miao an ID card and pointed to a shabby-looking house outside the door, and said,
"Take your number badge and go to the internship area to find your workstation. The probation period is three days!
The trial period is considered complete only if the account has more than ten followers or sales exceed RMB 100 within three days.
Lin Miao walked to his trial workstation with his number plate, stunned.
I don't understand at all. She's still on probation and hasn't even planted a field yet, so how can she be talking about performance?
Could it be that the job content of this position is to farm in the underworld and then sell agricultural products live?
But now she doesn’t even know where the land is, let alone any agricultural products to sell.
Are we going to bring out the same pre-sale model that cheats people in the world?
Let everyone pay her first to boost sales so that she can complete her own targets?
It doesn’t matter whether the goods can be shipped in the end, because anyone who forgets can return it anyway.
When the time comes and someone still wants to ship the product, you can say, "I'm sorry, we are out of stock. I'm returning it to you~"
Lin Miao felt a chill in his heart, wondering how he could have brought the bad habits from the world of the living into the underworld.
Forget it, let's take it one step at a time...
Lin Miao sat down at his workstation, his mind wandering, and took the initiative to greet several senior ghosts in front, behind, and around him.
But seeing that the other party had a cold face and ignored him, Lin Miao was happy to be free.
I hurriedly started studying my computer, planning how I could quickly create an account and get a formal job in a short period of time.
After all, it was only after Lin Miao’s persistent questioning that the male clerk explained the official welfare benefits.
This position, called the Underworld Agricultural Operations Officer, requires a full hour of return to the sun every day!
It is also claimed that the better you do, the longer it will take to return to the sun!
It is simply a reasonable and legal way for old ghosts who want to return to the world of the living to do so.
However, for Lin Miao, who is on the verge of death and wants to save himself, this position is indeed a rare opportunity for survival.
But in this small room, besides Lin Miao, there are 12 other competitors.
Lin Miao took a quick look around and found that among the twelve people, there were ten male ghosts and only two middle-aged female ghosts.
Moreover, Lin Miao looked carefully at the twelve people and found that there was no one she knew.
I also thought I could take the opportunity to meet my idols and expert professors in the world of the living. Come to think of it, these big names were famous when they were alive.
After death, because of the accumulated merits, you will probably be treated better when you are reincarnated.
Lin Miaogang sat in front of an old-fashioned black-screen computer, carefully checking the job requirements for the probation period.
Turning around, he saw that the others looked shortsighted and wanted to get in front of the screen to see it. Suddenly, Lin Miao reacted.
If she wants to live broadcast, wouldn’t it be more convenient to buy a mobile phone?
But think about this crappy trial period, they don’t even provide basic office tools, it’s really stingy!
But there was no way. After all, none of the other competitors raised any objections. If Lin Miao, a young and inexperienced guy, went in directly, he would definitely be the first to be shot.
But if you can't beat them, just join them...
Lin Miao looked around and saw that everyone was sitting in front of their computers and trying things out in an orderly manner. He couldn't help but start thinking about his next plan.
Listening to the doctor on rounds, Lin Miao always felt that as long as he stayed in the hospital for one more day, the scalpel over his head might fall at any time.
So she must get this position. As long as she can stay alive for one hour, she will have a way to leave the hospital and run away.
When the time comes, I will rent a house or find an unfinished building to lie down in, and go to collect souls at night to accumulate good karma.
Doing this task in exchange for time to recover is a two-pronged approach, and you don't have to worry about becoming an organ transit station.
After making up his mind, Lin Miao decided that he must stand out during the three-day probation period.
Just as I was racking my brains over how to manage the account to successfully complete the task, I saw a ghost in black clothes swaggering in.
Under everyone's gaze, he first coughed to clear his throat, then stood there and issued a notice.
“Congratulations to all my colleagues here. You have all done an excellent job to make it to the probationary stage.
Boss Yan has full confidence in everyone and hopes that when you operate your account, you must reflect the eight-character management policy of the underworld.
At the same time, it must also incorporate trendy elements that are popular among contemporary young people, bringing forth new ideas from our underworld culture to appeal to both the elite and the masses.”
After he finished speaking these official words, the ghosts below all applauded the ghost catcher, while Lin Miao's mouth twitched when he heard it.
I thought to myself that this ghost messenger was indeed a regular employee, and he must have been a senior civil servant in his previous life!
Look at how they use official terms, it’s just the right amount of pretentiousness.
Seeing the ghost messenger was about to leave after making a statement, Lin Miao quickly raised his hand to ask for his permission to stay.
"Sir! Sir, please stay! I have a question!"
The ghost turned around and saw that Lin Miao was such a young soul, and was a little surprised.
"Oh? Such a young girl, are you confident that you can pass the probation period?"
Lin Miao quickly nodded in agreement, and then tentatively asked his thoughts,
"Sir, I just heard you say that we should use a way that is popular with young people to let them accept our underworld culture.
Can I apply to live stream using my phone? Using a computer has a fixed scene, so there are some limitations.”
After listening to Lin Miao's fantasy, the ghost was somewhat moved. What the little girl said must be true.
After all, he had nothing to do, so when he was watching live broadcasts, he saw that others were also using their phones to broadcast live...
If the boss didn't give me enough money, how could I let a bunch of probationers use computers to live stream? Ahem...
But then again, Guichai thinks that those who can consider the company and are willing to sacrifice themselves are good employees!
So he happily painted a rosy picture for Lin Miao.
"Yes, yes, of course it is possible.
But please let us know in advance that we cannot reimburse this part of the cost."
Knowing that his idea could be realized, Lin Miao didn't care who would pay for it.
What she cared more about was whether she could quickly get the job so that she could return to the world of the living to deal with her own mess.
After answering the questions, the ghost messenger left leisurely.
Lin Miao was anxious to verify his guess, so he turned off the computer and ran to the Tongpansi where Sister Lian was.
When Lin Miao first came to Sister Lian for help, he saw her browsing her phone and thought she must know where to buy a phone.
When I arrived at Sister Si Lian's place, the atmosphere was still cold and quiet, with no one from the Immortal Realm coming to report.
This time, Lin Miao remembered and called Sister Lian in advance from the last bit of distance.
After watching her quickly lock her phone and put it on her workstation, Lin Miao leaned over to the window and asked quietly,
"Sister, I want to ask you something.
Do you know where I can buy a mobile phone?
The position you recommended is perfect for me! I want to work hard to become a regular employee like you!
When Sister Lian heard that Lin Miao had passed the internal investment and entered the probation period, she was happy for Lin Miao.
After learning that Lin Miao wanted to buy a work computer, Sister Lian enthusiastically recommended Qiaobusi to her.
"Sister, you've asked the right person. I know exactly who to buy a cell phone from!
Go find that foreign guy Qiao Bu Si. He's selling a new iPhone with a lot of features, no lags, and more importantly, it's cheap!"
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