After becoming an animal, I also have to farm
Chapter 153: Donkey dung balls are shiny on the outside
The house where Lin Miao lives is a typical partitioned rental house in Hangzhou.
There are dark blue and orange patchwork fabric curtains, the whole house is filled with shiny and new furniture, and there are red-labeled 5-level energy-consuming air conditioners, refrigerators and washing machines from unknown brands.
Lin Miao had lived in a house like this before when he was just a slave. He couldn't figure out where the landlord had found these energy-efficient, garbage-like small appliances...
After living there for a long time and suffering many losses, I realized that this kind of house is actually a donkey dung ball with a shiny exterior.
It looks like a brand new, well-decorated rental apartment, but in reality it is a series of partitioned rooms filled with formaldehyde...
Speculating that some poor slave worker might have died from inhaling too much formaldehyde, Lin Miao sighed and floated towards the big bed in the middle of the room.
But when he saw the lit phone screen, the hands holding the phone sideways, and the male face with wide eyes, Lin Miao was almost scared.
After taking a closer look, Lin Miao was convinced that the guy with wide eyes in front of him at the bottom of the sea had indeed died suddenly while playing with his mobile phone.
Sighing again about the hardships of people's lives, Lin Miao directed the soul-locking chain to hook out the boy's soul.
Ignore his behavior of howling and wandering around his body reluctantly, and even wanting to format his phone.
Lin Miao cruelly took the souls of him and the crazy old Taoist priest, left the room and went around looking for someone to take souls away.
After a busy day, Lin Miao gained a lot today.
It hooked the soul of an old lady who had died of old age, as well as the souls of several people who were seriously ill and whose treatment had failed.
After counting that he had hooked eight people, Lin Miao became more and more adept at it and simply directed the Soul Locking Chain to move around nearby.
This search was very long. When Lin Miao saw the long line of 16 souls following behind him, he was satisfied and stopped.
Last time, Bai Wuchang and she took away 15 souls and then hurried back to report.
Anyway, he had already completed half of his task for the day, so Lin Miao thought that he could use the remaining time to go for a walk and get to know the current situation.
More importantly, as more souls are bound by the Soul-Locking Chain, it becomes increasingly difficult to control.
The leading soul was the old Taoist priest who was captured first. Now that he had just regained some consciousness, he began to babble about how his soul had just left his body accidentally and he was not dead.
He insisted that Lin Miao send it back to him. Lin Miao ignored him, so Lao Deng became angry and said something harsh.
Lin Miao must be punished for seducing the wrong souls. Be careful that he goes to the judge to accuse Lin Miao of dereliction of duty.
After hearing this, Lin Miao rolled his eyes almost to the sky, thinking that the Soul-Catching Chain took the initiative to lock him up, so what does it have to do with him?
Moreover, this ghost Taoist priest is full of evil spirit and is definitely a bad guy. How could there be any misjudgment?
Finally, Lin Miao couldn't stand the old Taoist priest's nagging any more, so he tried to use the spell taught by Bai Wuchang to force the old Taoist priest to shut up.
The yellow talisman flashed by and stuck tightly to the old Taoist's mouth and limbs.
Now, the whole world suddenly became quiet.
Seeing this, Lin Miao happily pulled the living soul and began to look for the locust tree to prepare to return to the underworld to report.
After groping around nearby, Lin Miao unexpectedly saw a small locust tree more than one meter high in a yard on the first floor of the community below him!
Lin Miao thought that there would be no locust trees since there were only residential buildings and commercial districts around, and he even planned to walk further away to open the door.
As a result, I found an unexpected surprise.
Lin Miao quickly floated to the locust tree and began to recite the incantation to the small locust tree with lush branches and leaves.
As the incantation fell, history repeated itself, and the small door to the underworld creaked open towards Lin Miao.
While waiting for the small gate to gradually form, Lin Miao raised the paper watch on his wrist and glanced at the time.
She realized it was already one in the morning, and there were still two hours until her resurrection time.
Lin Miao learned his lesson before going out alone to collect souls this time. When he said goodbye to Bai Wuchang, he asked his boss for a watch.
This will save you from losing track of time and missing the opportunity to return to life before the rooster crows three times, leading to a tragic death.
After the gate to the underworld was completely formed, Lin Miao cheered for the fact that he was about to complete the task independently, and hurriedly walked in, pulling a string of souls.
After the figure completely disappeared, the small door to the underworld slowly closed again, and a gust of cold wind blew towards the small locust tree with oval leaves.
The sound of leaves colliding with the wind drifted behind the window, stirring up a hoarse female voice.
"Xiaoman? Xiaoman! Are you back to see your mother?"
In the silent night, there was only the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the leaves, and no other sound responded to the woman's lonely thoughts and inquiries.
After a while, suppressed sobbing suddenly came from behind the windowsill.
But who can hear her? The person she cares about is no longer here...
Relying on his memory, Lin Miao led a group of souls through the gates of hell, bid farewell to the Ox-Head and Horse-Face, and then successfully entered the city of Fengdu.
After finding the Tongpansi, Lin Miao couldn't wait to hand over all the souls he brought with him.
The older sister in charge of registration saw that Lin Miao had attracted so many souls by himself, so she kindly reminded him,
“You are unpredictable, and you only have five indicators every night.
You have caught enough for three days now. Don’t catch so much at once in the future.
Otherwise, Meng Po and the people from the Reincarnation Office will definitely come and cause trouble for you."
Lin Miao didn't expect that his positive behavior would be regarded as internal circulation in the underworld, and he was even warned.
I quickly nodded and thanked my elder sister madly for reminding me.
"Oh, I'm really sorry, I didn't think too much about it since it was my first independent mission.
Thank you, sister, you are so kind! Thank you so much! "
Thinking about how he, a newly hired young employee, almost did something bad with good intentions, Lin Miao stroked his chest with lingering fear.
Thanks to the enthusiastic senior employee who reminded him, he did not make a big mistake. Lin Miao's gratitude towards the senior employee continued to surge in his heart.
I always felt that a few words of thanks were light and meaningless, and my hands involuntarily touched the offerings I had just received today.
The pile of gold foil paper ingots looked like a lot, but they were actually very empty inside, and there were only 6 in Lin Miao's hand.
Lin Miao was standing there and joking, wondering if some middleman had taken advantage of the price difference.
Thinking that he had so many gold ingots but didn't know what they were for, Lin Miao just took one out at random.
He stuffed it into his elder sister's hands carefully and quickly, and the smile on Lin Miao's face did not diminish at all.
Thanks for the experience of dealing with the silly boss when he was a cow and a horse. Lin Miao's sweet words secretly pulled the elder sister into the same camp.
“I was new here and didn’t know what to do, so I almost made a mistake. Thank you for reminding me, otherwise I probably wouldn’t even know how I died.
Thank you for your reminder, sister. It's just a token of my appreciation. I hope you can give me more guidance in the future."
Sister Lian has been working in the Tongpansi for hundreds of years, and she has seen all kinds of part-time and wandering Wuchang people.
But this was the first time she had seen a little girl like the one in front of her with such a sincere look of gratitude on her face!
Is it a pity that there is such a kind-hearted person in the world who is grateful and repays kindness?
Or maybe I've stayed in the underworld for too long, causing my heart to grow cold.
A subconscious reminder not only earned me verbal thanks from the other party, but also a huge thank-you fee!
Sister Lian's heart, which had been silent for hundreds of years, began beating vigorously again.
A whole ingot of glittering gold! It even had an official seal on it! This was the most legitimate currency in the underworld!
Thinking that she could finally buy the phone she had been eyeing for for a long time, Sister Lian could no longer suppress the joy on her face.
His fingers clattered on the keyboard, and he recorded some more good deeds for Lin Miao within his ability. Then he softly said,
“It’s normal for newcomers not to understand these things, just don’t make the same mistake again in the future.
I think you and I are destined to be together. If you have any questions in the future, just come and ask me. It won’t be a problem.”
Lin Miao didn't expect that he would unexpectedly gain the kindness of Tongpansi's sister because of a gold ingot.
Which flower grower doesn’t know the proverb that it’s easier to get things done if you have someone in the court?
After thanking Sister Lian again and again, Lin Miao ran off to wander around again with joy in his heart.
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