After becoming an animal, I also have to farm

Lin Miao, who is well-read and often likes to read some supernatural novels, recognized them almost instantly - the Black and White Impermanence!

Lin Miao even knew that the White Impermanence was a female named Xie Bian, while the Black Impermanence was a male named Fan Wujiu.

I was afraid that as soon as I made some progress in my cultivation, the Black and White Impermanence would take my soul away and take me to the underworld to be reincarnated.

Lin Miao quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, pretending that he was a complete vegetable.

The two Wuchang seemed to look around the room first, and then Bai Wuchang Xie Bian asked doubtfully,

"Strange! I clearly felt a spiritual energy fluctuation here just now, why is there nothing here now?"

A man's voice came, it was Black Wuchang Fan Wujiu,

"I just said that you were under too much pressure from work these days and had hallucinations.

What's wrong with this beast-of-earth society? Why is there so much oppression? People just want to die at the drop of a hat.

We can never finish the seductive work we do every day, it's simply impossible!"

Xie Bian, the White Impermanence, searched for nothing and was a little disappointed, but he agreed with what the Black Impermanence said.

"That's right, why is the death rate so high?

How can we accomplish this with just the two of us?

I don’t know what the boss is thinking, can’t he just hire more people…”

Hei Wuchang sighed, as if he didn't dare to complain about his boss, so he comforted Bai Wuchang Xie Bian and said,

"Forget it, forget it. Isn't this allowing us to conscript men on our own? We can just find a few part-time workers to help out.

If we catch them too often and too quickly, Meng Po and the people at the Reincarnation Office will probably complain again."

Bai Wuchang also sighed,

"The boss isn't willing to hire regular workers to help share the workload. What else can we do?"

In fact, Bai Wuchang Xie Bian did raise his demands, but Boss Yan stroked his beard and refuted with a smile.

It is said that there have only been two Black and White Impermanence for thousands of years, and the underworld has only so many staff. How can they break the rules and recruit more?

When Bai Wuchang heard this, he wanted to roll his eyes and retort directly: How many people were there in the past thousands of years? Why don’t you look at the current population?!

Moreover, judging by the efficiency of the people in the Reincarnation Office, the underworld is almost unable to accommodate all the souls!

The Naihe Bridge collapsed several times, and Mengpo went on strike 360 times a year due to being so tired from making Mengpo soup.

In the end, it was Fan Wujiu who helped Meng Po find a solution. He added more water to the soup each time, so that the reincarnated souls could just drink a few sips to deal with it.

However, this has resulted in many people's memories of their past lives not being completely erased, and an increasing number of newborn babies are exhibiting unusual behaviors...

Xie Bian, the White Ghost, loves surfing. Every day at noon when Yin and Yang meet, she always takes the iPhone given by Steve Jobs and connects to the Internet in the human world to surf happily.

So she was very familiar with the sharp comments on the Internet. Seeing that everyone was discussing whether Meng Po soup was diluted with water, she felt inexplicably guilty.

Ahem, is it that obvious?

Those souls who are unwilling to drink Meng Po soup and reincarnate will continue to gather and wander in the underworld until their resentment is completely dissipated.

Bai Wuchang and Xie Bian even felt that the population underground in the Flower Planting Family's land was several times greater than that above ground!

After a long sigh, Bai Wuchang looked around the room again without giving up.

She wants to find a good colleague who can take her place at work and help her share the workload.

Lin Miao pricked up his ears and listened to the Black and White Impermanence talking about their work troubles like chatting, and was actually fascinated by what he heard.

Hei Wuchang: "Old Xie, don't look for me anymore. I think you're just under too much pressure at work. After the kid finishes his exams in a couple of days, I'll ask him to help you with some work."

Bai Wuchang: "Hey, I was just about to ask, how did you get this part-time job? Can you let him do more? I'm really exhausted!"

Hei Wuchang curled his lips and said, "What are you thinking? She's a third grader, how are you going to exploit her?"

Last time, I asked him to help me for a week straight. He was so tired of scaring the kids that he complained to the parents! He said that he was being dragged to work by a ghost in a black hat every night!

Bai Wuchang was so amused that he burst out laughing: "You can't just grab a sheep and pluck it out. Then what? Then what? What will his parents say?"

Hei Wuchang gnashed his teeth when he thought about his KPI being deducted.

"Don't even mention it. The kid cried and complained to his parents, saying that he would be more tired after going to bed every night and didn't want to go to school.

His parents went to Niubizi to ask for a protective amulet, and now I can’t even get close to him at night, oh no!

After hearing this, Bai Wuchang first laughed for a while, then remembered that he had not completed his poor KPI at all, and started crying with his long tongue hanging out.

"Oh my god, I can't even find a part-time job. What am I going to do about my KPIs during this assessment period?

Yesterday when I went to collect souls, I met one who refused to leave. I was so happy!

I immediately sent her back to become a vegetable!"

Xie Wuchang also liked meeting this kind of people at work. He nodded with satisfaction.

"That's fine. As long as he doesn't go with us, it's not our job. Let's leave it that way for now."

...

The two impermanence people were just like slackers who took advantage of the water fetching action to slack off during work, and they actually started chatting in the ward.

Lin Miao closed his eyes and ate the melon with great pleasure, especially when he learned that the underworld also had KPIs, he called them the evil capitalists in his heart.

Just die, but why bring this method of exploiting people into the underworld? You are not a human being, no, you are not a ghost!

Because he felt the same way, Lin Miao went a bit too far in secretly cursing the unscrupulous capitalists, and he didn't know how he was suddenly exposed.

When Lin Miao felt a chill on his face, he heard Bai Wuchang Xie Bian's teasing in his ears.

"It's not good to not sleep well and eavesdrop on other people's conversations~"

Lin Miao's heart skipped a beat when he heard this. He mentally told himself that he was just a quiet vegetable and couldn't understand what she was saying.

I don't believe she can directly hook her own soul...

Check it out!

When Lin Miao found himself standing in mid-air with his feet on the body on the hospital bed, his whole body trembled involuntarily.

Unable to close his eyes any longer, Lin Miao could only stare at the Black and White Impermanence.

Seeing that the two people on the opposite side could obviously suppress him by force, Lin Miao took the initiative to greet them.

"Hey, guys, good evening. Thank you for your hard work."