My strategy failed, so my bestie introduced me to a tough officer.

Delicate!

She is not delicate at all.

Delicate and coquettish, this is not Yun Jiaojiao's speaking style at all.

Yun Jiaojiao's big watery eyes were full of innocence.

Faced with her innocent big eyes, Xie Zhennan's tough heart softened like a dough, and he couldn't bear to cover her mouth with his hands.

"Husband, don't you want to discuss the wedding with me?"

As soon as Xie Zhennan moved his hand away, Yun Jiaojiao opened her mouth and called him "husband" in a sweet voice again.

"..."

Xie Zhennan remained silent with a helpless look on his face.

Forget it.

Forget it.

My young wife likes to call him that, so let her call him that.

At worst, I can just go back to the dormitory and take a few more cold showers tonight.

"I am ready."

Yun Jiaojiao sat on the bed with her legs crossed, looking at Xie Zhennan with sparkling eyes.

"You say it."

Xie Zhennan bent down and sat beside her, pulling her delicate hand and placing it on his thigh.

"Happy National Day."

"How about we hold the wedding on National Day?"

"Okay."

Yun Jiaojiao agreed readily.

"The High-Tech Research Institute will be closed for five days for National Day."

"I have plenty of time. I will prepare wedding-related matters with you when the time comes."

"Plan the wedding with me!"

"My wife is worried that I'm tired!"

"My wife is just great."

"Unlike Xiao Yanlin's wife, who either punishes him by making him kneel on the washboard or using a feather duster to beat him."

Yun Jiaojiao: “…”

This man is too happy too early!

Lolo knows how to use a washboard and a feather duster, and she can use them too.

"Since my wife has agreed to hold the wedding on National Day, I will write a letter to my parents when I return to the dormitory tonight, informing them to bring my younger brothers and sisters to attend the wedding."

"Xie Zhennan, are your parents and brother-in-law easy to get along with?"

Xie Zhennan's words made Yun Jiaojiao very nervous.

In all her life, this was the first time she faced the issue of meeting her parents-in-law!

"Xie Zhennan, what if your parents and sister-in-law don't like me?"

"I won't be a lapdog for your parents, brother and sister-in-law just for you."

Threatened with her life by the dog system, she had been a lickspittle for the Xu family for three years, and she had had enough of the lickspittle life.

"Lick the dog?"

This was the first time Xie Zhennan heard this term.

"I'm a man of yours, and I'm not very well-informed. I've only heard of big yellow dogs, big black dogs, Tibetan mastiffs, and Chow Chows. What kind of dog is a licking dog?"

"A dog licker is a human being who has lost himself."

"This kind of person, in order to please someone, would lower themselves to the ground, hanging around that person all day, not living for themselves at all."

"You can describe it."

After Yun Jiaojiao explained this, Xie Zhennan understood.

"I won't let you be a lapdog."

"My parents are genuine farmers, simple and honest, and easy to get along with."

"My brother and sister-in-law are students. They are simple-minded and easy to get along with."

"You are so beautiful, so well-behaved, and so capable. My parents, brothers and sisters will definitely like you when they see you."

"What if they don't like me?"

"I heard that rural parents like daughters-in-law with big breasts, big buttocks, and a strong body. They think such daughters-in-law are good at work, easy to bear children, and not pretentious."

"I have long legs, thin arms, and a thin waist. I don't look like someone who can work or have children. What if they don't like me?"

It’s not that Yun Jiaojiao lacks self-confidence, but this is a common perception among rural parents in the 1980s.

"Lolo is pretty, well-behaved, and capable enough."

"Xiao Yanlin's parents and siblings still don't like Luo Luo."

"If Xiao Yanlin hadn't vowed to marry Luoluo, his parents would have already forced him to divorce Luoluo by crying, making a scene, or even threatening to commit suicide."

The year Yun Jiaojiao and Lin Qingluo met was also the first year Lin Qingluo married Xiao Yanlin.

That year, Xiao Yanlin's parents came to Jiangcheng to interfere with Xiao Yanlin and Lin Qingluo's marriage. Lin Qingluo was so troubled that she would go to Yun Jiaojiao to complain every now and then.

Yun Jiaojiao still clearly remembers the complaints made by Lin Qingluo.

Xiao Yanlin's mother has long hair but little knowledge. She thinks women with thick arms, legs, waists, and butts can work and give birth to sons. I, with thin arms, waists, and butts, can also work and give birth to sons.

Xiao Yanlin's dad is a piece of shit. He acts like he's the emperor all day long, ordering me around. If Xiao Yanlin wasn't my target, I would have already started cleaning up that old bastard.

Xiao Yanlin's brother-in-law and sister-in-law are no pushovers either. They thought Xiao Yanlin was a tyrannical CEO worth hundreds of millions, and they immediately asked him for money. When Xiao Yanlin refused to give them any money, they blamed me for managing Xiao Yanlin's money. I really want to rip those two idiots' heads open to see if they have shit or straw in their heads.

Yun Jiaojiao couldn't help but shiver.

Lolo is so miserable!

She has experienced such a miserable life once and doesn't want to experience it again.

"With a strong man like me, even if you are a barren land, I can make you bear fruit."

"You don't have to worry about fertility at all. My parents don't worry about it either."

Yun Jiaojiao: “…”

Is this man a little too confident?

"If you marry me, you can live with me in the army all year round. You won't have to do heavy farm work. My parents won't mind that you have thin arms, legs, and waist and can't work."

Xie Zhennan didn't feel that he was overconfident at all.

"If they meet you and really don't like you, I will do my best to persuade them to accept you."

"If I do my best to persuade them and they still can't accept you as their daughter-in-law, then we, the young couple, will live our own lives and keep to ourselves."

"If you are willing to go back to my hometown with me to visit them during the holidays, we can go back with the children. If you are not willing to go back to my hometown with me to visit them, I will take the children back with me."

"In short, I won't let you, my daughter-in-law, suffer any injustice just to make our parents feel better."

"Xie Zhennan."

Yun Jiaojiao suddenly rushed forward and hugged Xie Zhennan's neck.

"Why did you suddenly become so sticky?"

Xie Zhennan patted her butt gently.

"We are discussing the wedding. How can we continue the discussion if you are like this?"

"Sit down."

"Xie Zhennan, you have to remember what you said to me tonight. If you just talk and don't do it, and your parents and siblings start arguing with me, I won't hold back."

"If your parents scold me once, I will definitely scold them twice."

"If your brother-in-law touches me, I will definitely beat them up twice."

Yun Jiaojiao sat back in her original seat obediently.

"If you keep your promise, I promise you that I will respect and love your parents, and I will work with you to show my filial piety to them in the future."