Lin Yu's life of traveling through time

Hu Da walked over carrying his mace, patted the man on the shoulder and asked, "What are you doing, monk?"

The man was busy digging, and now he was almost inside the hole when a muffled voice came over: "Can't you see? I'm digging a hole! Seriously."

"Why are you digging a hole? Are you going to bury yourself?"

"You're the one who wants to bury yourself. I was going to enter Leopard Head Mountain. Who knew there was a barrier there? I don't believe I can't get in by digging a hole. I just saw a mouse go in through the hole. Humph."

When Lin Yu heard this, he was like, Wow! There's a hole in my barrier? I'll fix it later. This guy is really a good inspector!

Hu Da continued, "Hey, why did you go into Leopard Head Mountain? Are you seeking refuge?"

"Who wants to surrender? I never thought there are actually non-human-eating monsters in this world. There are so many of them, and they cultivate the essence of the sun and the moon. When the time comes, I will eat them, sneak in, and slowly undermine the king here. Then I will eat their king, and then I will come and occupy the magpie's nest. When Tang Sanzang and his men come, I can eat Tang Sanzang's flesh. Then I will not only be immortal, but also have supernatural powers. Hehehe..."

Hu Da's mouth twitched. He was just another fool who was fooled. He looked up at Lin Yu and other monsters standing beside him and shrugged, meaning that he saw such an idiot who wanted to eat us.

All of their eyes were directed towards the cave entrance, with gloomy faces. What a guy! As a monster in the mountains, someone actually wants to eat them. Okay, very thoughtful and bold, haha!

Remembering what the king had said, Hu Da curled his lips and continued with a complicated expression, "Ah! Eating the monsters here can make you a supernatural being? Eating Tang Sanzang's flesh can make you immortal? Is it really that magical? Do you want us to scrape off some dead skin for you, cut some nails, etc. and give them to you to eat? Let's see if it can have extraordinary effects?"

The man yelled impatiently, "I'm going to suck the blood and essence of the monsters here and eat their flesh and skin. Who wants to eat dead skin and nails? Do you understand that energy is stored in the blood and essence of living things, idiot? Why am I telling you so much... Huh? That's not right!"

The man seemed to realize something was wrong. He straightened up and looked up at Hu Da standing at the cave entrance and asked, "Who are you?"

At this time, Lin Yu and the monsters surrounded him. Hu Dashou held a mace in his hand and sneered at this idiot with the people around him.

"Who am I? Guess!"

"Yeah, I heard you wanted to eat us?"

"Still want to take over the magpie's nest?"

The man finally panicked, his legs shaking like sieves, and a strong smell of urine came up, which made Lin Yu and the others feel sick.

Lin Yu covered his nose and asked in disgust: "What the hell are you? You stink! Ugh, our toilet smells better than yours."

"Hey! You're so brave and you want to eat the monsters from our Leopard Head Mountain, tsk tsk!"

The man's eyes rolled around, and he didn't know what was brewing. Lin Yu realized something was wrong and immediately shouted, "Back off!"

The monsters quickly retreated obediently, but unfortunately they were still a step too slow. The attack range was really wide!

The moment Lin Yu finished speaking, the cultivator in the cave suddenly spewed out a stream of shit-yellow gas from the cave.

"Oh my god, this is a skunk!"

I don’t know which warrior was able to see the man’s true identity clearly in this stinking environment, and even shouted it out. The others were so suffocated that they couldn’t open their eyes or mouths and could only retreat.

The warrior didn't care. He went up and caught the skunk. He hit the skunk with a few slaps, causing the skunk to shrink its tail. He was also considerate and tied the skunk up tightly.

"My lord, I caught this skunk. It's all right!"

Lin Yu waved his hand and retreated to a place with fresh air. He took a deep breath and felt alive again. The monsters beside him were vomiting all over the place.

"Oh my god, this is such a stinking monster..."

"Yes, yes, this thing is actually a skunk. I've seen it before, but why is this one so smelly?"

Lin Yu coughed several times before saying, "It stinks because I don't know how many people vomited after eating this..."

"Oh my god, is eating humans so smelly? No wonder the king doesn't allow us to harm humans! This is disgusting. No, ugh, I need to go vomit again."

"Wait for me, I'm going too, ugh..."

The constant vomiting sounds made Lin Yu numb. Looking at the flat-headed guy who was holding the skunk spirit, Lin Yu gave a thumbs up.

"Ahem... Flathead, don't you mind that he stinks?"

The flat-headed brother scratched his head, shook the skunk pretending to be dead in his hand and said, "It's okay. If you don't agree, then fight me. If he dares to fart and smoke me, I will beat him so that he won't even dare to fart."

Lin Yu twitched his lips. He felt speechless all night. What a nonsensical plot.

"Okay, we have a dungeon, right? Let's throw him in there first. Oh, and remove his scent glands for me. He stinks so badly, I'm afraid he'll make my cell stink up." Lin Yu sniffed his sleeves as he spoke, wrinkling his nose in disgust and saying, "I'm going to go back and take a shower."

The honey badger looked at the skunk in his hand and when he heard that his scent glands were going to be extracted, he started to widen his eyes and struggled continuously. It was a pity that his mouth was sealed, otherwise he would have cursed very dirty.

However, the flat-headed brother didn't care and just threw the skunk into a jar, leaving only his head exposed. He then put a seal on it and locked it in the cell.

"Hey! I didn't feel it just now, but now I can smell that you really stink. No, I have to go wash too..." The honey badger ran very fast, fearing that he would be drowned in the smell if he was slower.

That night, Leopard Head Mountain was ablaze with lights, and the lakes and hot springs in the mountains were filled with spirits bathing and bathing. Even the river was crowded with spirits washing clothes.

"Ah... this damn skunk is so annoying. My vacation, my sweet dream..."

"Okay, stop yelling. Go wash up and go back to sleep. I'll never eat humans in my lifetime anyway. It stinks to death. That skunk spirit is still so ugly even in human form. The king said that this is the result of practicing unorthodox methods that are not up to standard."

"Yes, the king is right. Please make room for me quickly. I will go and talk to my little boy and make him walk the right path..."

After taking a shower, Lin Yu remembered that there was a hole in the barrier, so he put on his clothes and went to the barrier. He saw that there really was a mouse or something digging a hole and crawling in. This was not good!

Lin Yu threw away the mouse in his hand and flew into the air. He began to accumulate magic power and made seals frantically with his hands. Runes were cast down one after another with a buzzing sound. The barrier became more solid and formed a protective shield directly underground, wrapping up the entire Leopard Head Mountain.

Lin Yu clapped his hands and nodded in satisfaction. Now nothing else could break in, right? Anything with malicious intent could not get in, thus avoiding a situation like today.

"Go back to sleep! La la la... Just caught a few monsters, hey! Subdued a few more demons..." Lin Yu left humming a song in a good mood. The Old Six System had already hidden back in the sea of consciousness and remained silent, lest the host remember to lock him up in the small dark room again.