Lin Yu's life of traveling through time

(If you've traveled through time, don't worry about brains and logic.)

The bad news is that if I die, I won't have to pay off my credit card debts. I'll have no money, no house, no car, no savings, and I'll be all alone at home. I'm completely single.

The good news is that I have been reborn. Lin Yu is very confused now. The worse news is that he doesn’t know what he has been reborn into.

"Hi host, hello!"

"Hey! Hello."

"Huh? There's something wrong with you, being so calm."

"How can I be calm? I ask you, system, are you the one who brought me here?" Lin Yu said angrily.

"Yeah, what's the matter? You're already dead, so why not let you be reborn?"

Lin Yu gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! That's really great. Tell me what my current situation is."

"Uh... According to the host's data, you are now a maggot... hehe!"

Lin Yu took a deep breath, "Ugh... Damn, it smells so bad!"

He moved his fat body towards the open space, and finally got away from the rotting animal carcass.

After taking a breath, Lin Yu cursed loudly, "You stupid system! Who can be reborn as a maggot? Huh? I might as well die and be eaten by a bird.

Just as he finished speaking, a vulture flew over to eat the carrion and swallowed Lin Yu in the process.

"Host...oh my god, your words are just as true as your deeds.

After saying that, the bird pooped, causing the system to tsk twice. "Looks like it's digested completely, so we can try again."

When Lin Yu woke up again, he was pushing a dung ball forward.

After figuring out his situation, Lin Yu took a few steps back in disgust, still rubbing the residue on his tentacles.

"Hi! Host, I'm here again!"

"System, you'd better give me an explanation. How the hell did I become a dung beetle? Am I unworthy of being a human?"

Looking at the exasperated host, the system remained calm, even saying in a tone of anticipation, "Alas! Don't blame me! Rebirth is all about randomness. You were just turned into excrement by a big bird, so it makes sense for you to become a dung beetle pushing a dung ball! Don't be so irritable!"

"I'm so irritable, what's the point of becoming a dung beetle? I might as well die. I don't push dung balls."

"Uh... Host..."

Before the system finished speaking, Lin Yu was crushed with a loud bang.

The system is speechless. Does this person have some metaphysical elements?

After thinking for a moment, he finished what he hadn't said and said, "Your mission is to survive! Oh, forget it, just wait!"

The system just watched as the dung beetle's corpse was eaten up by the army of ants.

"Yo. My dear host is back again."

I saw a piece of crisp green grass swaying gracefully on the grassland.

"Hi,……"

Before the system could even say hello, Lin Yu interrupted angrily, "Hey, you. What's up? Have I changed species now? I've become a plant!"

"Haha...right answer, honey. No reward!"

Lin Yu rolled his eyes at the system. "What's the use of you then? Others have a system that has helped them reach the pinnacle of their lives, but you, on the other hand, have made me a maggot or a worm, and now I've become a weed. Tell me, why did you tie me up?"

"Host, you've wronged me. I'm from the Peaceful Galaxy of the Universe. I don't know how to do anything. I kidnapped you to achieve your goal of resurrection. I can also harvest energy and return to my homeland. We are a cooperative relationship."

"Cooperation? Come on, tell me that this is either a maggot, a dung beetle, or a grass that will die in less than two minutes. What kind of energy do you want? What's the point of this to me?" Lin Yu asked unhappily.

System Tuanzi comforted him, "Oh my! Host, don't be so angry. The longer you live, the more energy you have. Even though you only lived for two minutes, a mosquito leg is still flesh and has a little energy. Besides, who knows, you might become an adult someday? Right? Calm down!"

The more Lin Yu listened, the angrier he got. What was going on? "You might as well let me die and reincarnate! I'm just going to live like this, you know? I'm just a blade of grass now, what can I do to make myself live a few more days? It's almost autumn, look at me, am I going to dry up? Look at that rabbit over there, oh my god, don't come over here..."

Before he could finish his words, the grass on Lin Yu's brand was eaten clean by the rabbit. What's embarrassing is that it seemed that it was even pulled out and eaten by the roots.

system"……"

The system was speechless after being silent for a long time. It finally understood that its host was a jinx. As long as he said he wanted to, it would work!

"Okay, I'll keep waiting and keep looking for my dear host. I don't know what species you are this time. Sigh! Poor host, you're so miserable... Hahaha..."

The unscrupulous system shed two crocodile tears without even caring!