Genshin Impact: After entering the card pool, I kicked away the knife and stabbed myself

"Don't worry, I'm invincible--Ah! My butt!"

Aradaki Ichito, who jumped into the chasm, cried out in pain and seemed to have fallen.

[Ichidou, is this your butt on the ground?]

[Then it will break into four pieces, hahahaha]

[It’s okay, the cow’s butt is not afraid of falling]

Jiu Qi Ren held his forehead in some speechlessness, and then reminded everyone: "...It seems that the pit is very deep, everyone pay attention to safety."

The group also jumped into the chasm one after another. Of course, with the previous experience of Ara Taki Ichito, everyone was very careful. In the end, everyone landed safely in the pool that could serve as a buffer without suffering any harm.

Paimon squinted at Arata Ichito. He noticed Paimon's gaze, covered his aching butt and said dissatisfiedly: "Hiss - I jumped too big just now, so I landed on the ground! Don't think too much!"

"Ahem..." Paimon's thoughts were detected, so he quickly put away his guess, put on a smile and asked with concern: "Herd, is your butt okay?"

Arata Ichito held on, his eyes almost squinting in pain, and said, "It's okay, it's okay. My butt is very powerful..."

[This also gives a close-up of the buttocks]

[Do you know why there is only one close-up? Because it would be rude to look at it again, hahaha]

[Ichito, you don’t want your butt to continue to hurt like this, do you?]

[The person who stands against the sky above]

Jiuqi Shinobu put his hands on his hips and looked at his boss who was the toughest in his family, and said, "If you feel pain, cry. I can hold back my laughter."

Being insulted by his second-in-command, Arawaki Ichito couldn't hold it anymore. Even the pain in his buttocks was temporarily relieved. He said with a tearful tone, "You still want to laugh?! You should sympathize with me!"

"Sympathy is a blasphemy to your dignity, isn't it? Besides, I'm not the one who is in pain." Jiuqi suppressed his smile and walked very naturally to Arotaki Ichito while speaking, then "gently" pressed him.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Ichito Arotaki covered his butt and jumped out, bouncing several meters.

What is the inferior overcoming the superior?

【Kuki Shinobi's Backstab】

[Kyuki Shinobu uses Thousand Years of Death, and the effect is outstanding! 】

[Anin poked Ito's butt. Is this 4i? I hit it. I hit it.]

[Even the body shape is different ()]

Seeing the miserable appearance of Arata Ichito, Paimeng couldn't help laughing: "Pfft..."

Yan Fei was able to hold back her laughter at first, but when she saw Paimon laughing, she couldn't hold it back anymore and burst into laughter: "Paimon, don't laugh... Phew..."

Jiuqi Shinobu: "It's okay, everyone, laugh as much as you want."

Arata Ichito walked back tremblingly: "Ninja, don't you have a heart? You are the devil..."

Ye Lan interrupted the fight and said, "Wait, Xiao doesn't seem to be here. Instead, it's..."

Everyone looked in the direction Ye Lan pointed and found a stone building in the corner of this underground space.

Ying: "It's a bit like... a door?"

“??? Still coming?! Stop it!” Paimon was almost having PTSD, his pupils dilated.

【"Door"】

[How can you tell that this looks like a door...]

[Teyvat Technology, kid]

"Don't worry, it's definitely not the same kind of door as before." Ichito Aratake said with confidence after taking a closer look.

"Is it that kind of rescue cabin? I read in a picture book that kind people would build a small cabin in a dangerous place so that people in trouble can go in and rest."

"Brother Xiao must be in there, right?"

Paimon: “Yeah!”

Jiuqi Shinobu held his forehead again. This time it was not only because of the boss, but also because of how this Paimeng was led into a trap by Arotaki Ichito: "No, people with a sense of crisis will not be so optimistic."

[Is there a possibility that Paimon and Aratake are actually equally matched?]

[At least Aratake Ichito can fight, Paimon is a pure mascot]

[No, Paimon can also be used as emergency food]

Paimon blinked, chuckled and said to Arata Ichito: "He who herds cattle, your men are scolding you."

Arata Ichito rolled his eyes at Paimon: "She scolded you too, why are you so happy!"

He turned to Jiuqi Shinobu again, with an attitude of "I am the boss and I am the best", and said proudly: "Hey, Shinobu, this is where you are not as good as me, understand? If everyone else dares not to open it, then I will do it."

"Open this and you can get out, okay!" Aratake Ichito put his hands on the door and pushed it open, then...

Ghost exorcist: "Evil ghosts, go away...Evil ghosts, go away..."

[What the hell is this? Is this still Liyue? ]

[This is Inazuma (not)]

[Evil ghosts, go away? Evil spirits, go away ICBM√]

[What year is it now? There are still people who remember Senbonzakura]

[Seeing this comment makes me at least 15 years younger]

"Wow! Why am I having a nightmare again!"

Arata Ichito was so scared that he immediately closed the door.

Yan Fei was a little confused: "Am I dazzled? Is there someone in the door?"

Yan Fei had never been to Inazuma, but she had learned about the clothing and architectural features of the Inazuma people from books. The place behind the door that had just been opened was obviously in the Inazuma style, which made Yan Fei a little confused.

Isn't this Liyue? Could it be that the Taiwei Plate has also sealed a Daozu person in? ? ?

But from what Aratake Ichito said, could this be the scene from his nightmare just now?

Arata Ichito said guiltily: "No way? You must have seen it wrong!"

Paimon saw that Arata Ichito was showing off, and said with a sly smile, "Do you want to open it again?"

Frightened by the nightmare scene, Aratake Ichito was extremely nervous and didn't notice Paimon's ill intentions at all. He thought that maybe he just saw it wrong, but he was still a little confused: "I...I..."

"Okay, I'll drive!"

In the end, Ichito Aradaki opened the door again with a lucky hope.

It was still the same Inazuma-style room, with beans all over the table. The exorcist appeared behind Aratake Ichito and kept saying, "You only know how to play every day and you are corrupting our children. Go away, go away..."

"Ahhhhh!!"

Arata Ichito ran out while yelling and closed the door without hesitation.

[Paimon has also learned bad things]

[Hahaha, Paimon is so bad, I like it so much~]

[All of them learned doge from Luo]

Ye Lan: "Those people are holding bowls with beans in them... Are they the people who throw beans to drive away ghosts?"

"That's right." After answering Ye Lan, Jiu Qi Ren frowned and said, "But the question is, does this door lead to Inazuma?"

Paimon shook his head, disagreeing with Jiuqi Shinobu's guess: "How is it possible... This place has existed for at least five hundred years. If it is connected to Inazuma, then something strange should have happened to Inazuma in these five hundred years, right?"

Arotaki Ichito, the only one who knew the truth, was still in shock and hadn't recovered. Or rather, he had never thought of telling everyone that this was really the content of his nightmare.

He actually knew the exorcist, whose name was Ling Yi, who had used beans to exorcise him. But he had grown up now, and after so many years, the man named Ling Yi was also older, and he shouldn't be as young as he was in the picture just now.

Ying: "Open it again and see if it changes."

Arata Ichito quickly shook his head: "Whoever wants to open it can open it, I won't open it anyway. Who's next? Hey Paimon, you, you come on!"

Paimon and Ichito Aradaki made the same shaking head expression, and even used their hands and brains to shake together to express their refusal: "No, no! You guys go ahead, I... I'm scared..."

Jiuqi Shinobu looked at the two funny guys and said, "Let me do it."

Arata Ichito cheered for his little brother: "Come on! Don't lose to those things in the sect!"

"Well, I want to see what's inside."

As he spoke, the door was pushed open with the action of Kuki Shinobu, and it was another Inazuma-style room, but the difference from the previous room was that this room was obviously much more exquisite than the previous room. A middle-aged woman with green hair turned around and walked towards Kuki Shinobu while speaking: "Ah Shinobu, are you still reading? Don't be busy with these, think about what your mother said, go to Naruto-taisha Shrine to be a shrine maiden. This is a good job that your mother found for you, it must be better than..."

[Madam, you don’t want your daughter to be unable to find a job, do you? ]

[To be honest, Kuki Shinobu's mother is pretty]

【??? Maya, don’t be too outrageous】

[But this job search is so real]

[What the hell, I'm so envious]

[It would be great if my family could help me find a job. I want it but it’s too late.]

[The main theme is that you want what you can't get, and you can't get what you want]

Jiuqi Shinobu: "..."

The door was closed again without hesitation.

When everyone saw this, they all had some guesses in their minds, except for the two funny guys who were still asking questions foolishly.

Paimon blinked, somewhat confused: "What's wrong, who is that?"

Arata Ichito widened his eyes, "Hey, was that just...?"

Jiuqi held his forehead with his hand and said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry to have made a fool of myself. That was my mother's voice just now. I didn't expect... to hear those words again here."

Yan Fei asked: "She just said that she wants you to be a witch?"

Thinking of some bad memories in the past, Jiuqi Shinobu shook her head slightly and said, "I went to Liyue to study because I didn't want to be a shrine maiden. But my family didn't approve of this, so after returning to Inazuma, they wanted me to go to Naruto Grand Shrine."

Paimon was a little confused: "Based on my understanding of the priestess, being a shrine maiden might be a lucrative job. Hmm... now Kitsune Saigū is back, and the two foxes are together. The status of Narukami Taisha must be even higher now."

[Yae Shenzi + Kitsune Saigū, double the foxes, double the oppression]

[In fact, unlike Ying, who returned Inazuma to Shin, Kitsusaigu should not have taken over Narugami Taisha, right? ]

[Even if Yae Shinko wanted to return Kitsaigumi, she probably wouldn't be happy about it, haha]

Jiuqi Shinobu: "Just like some cats can be kept at home, some cats can only survive in the wild... I am a person who needs absolute freedom and space. Although the job of a shrine maiden is good, it is not suitable for me."

Arata Ichito quickly echoed his loyalty (?): "Yes, you are still suitable for gangs. Look at you, majestic and heroic... right, everyone?"

Yan Fei nodded in understanding: "It's fine now. When it comes to work, the most important thing is that you like it."

Ye Lan also said with deep agreement: "I agree with this point."

"I say, the things inside this door will change, and it's something no one wants to see. Who can open a way out?"

[A bit like the Boggart in Harry Potter]

[I understand. The whole funny spell can be passed.]

[Why don't you shout "funny funny" to see if the door can be opened?]

Aratake Ichito looked at the door in front of him in a dilemma: "Brother Xiao is still waiting for our help, we can't delay."

After failing, Jiu Qi Shinobu looked at the others and said, "Do you want to try?"

【Let Paimon doge】

[If Paimon opens the door, the amount of information will be too much]

[No, the Taiweiyi disk is only something made by an immortal after all. At best, he is a demon god. He probably doesn't have the ability to explore Paimon's past.]

[Maybe. After all, Paimon may have lost his power now.]

Ye Lan said frankly: "Forget it. If there is something scary in there, I don't want to try it. If anyone can find a way out, it won't be me."

"Why?" Paimon asked.

Ye Lan: "Don't you think this sounds bizarre? I don't believe it at all, so how can I possibly achieve it?"

(In fact, the author didn’t quite understand what Ye Lan meant by prevarication here… Aba Aba)

[Why does Ye Lan not want to go? More and more doubts arise]

[Genshin Impact 12+… This clue is obvious enough, Ye Lantie is going to backstab]

[And then you will be washed out after entering the card pool? ]

[This Ye Lan is most likely the work of Tai Wei Yi Pan. It's not him, so how can he whitewash himself?] (What's the matter with Ting Yun Huan Long)

Arata Ichito: "Indeed, you don't seem to have any dreams..."

Yan Fei felt that she might be able to do it, so she said, "Let me do it."

Arata Ichito clapped his hands: "Oh! What courage!"

Ying knew that what she was afraid of must be something related to her brother, so she never dared to say she wanted to try. Seeing Yan Fei so confident, she couldn't help but ask curiously, "Is there anything Yan Fei is afraid of?"

"Logically, there should be... but I can't imagine it."

Yan Fei didn't think of anything that she was particularly afraid of for a moment. After all, she had a happy family and she seemed to have never encountered any difficulties that were difficult to solve or face. She was also a little curious about the scene that she was afraid of that might appear behind the door.

"But it doesn't matter. Just open the door and you'll know."

As everyone had guessed, after Yan Fei opened the door, it was no longer Inazuma, but a Liyue-style house. However, to everyone's surprise, the people inside were a young woman and a middle-aged man in his forties or fifties.

Arawaki Ichito, who didn't know Yan Fei very well, was still wondering, could it be that they were Yan Fei's grandfather and sister?

Jiuqi Shinobu, Ying and Paimon, who didn't know much about Yan Fei but were obviously smarter than Aratake Ichito, thought of the previous immortals and Yan Fei's identity as a half-immortal beast, and immediately guessed that the people in front of them might be Yan Fei's parents.

Ye Lan knew Yan Fei's information because of her special identity, but the two people in front of her had nothing to do with Yan Fei.

The next moment, what the two said made everyone who was guessing realize that what they had just thought was incorrect.