The scumbag is having an affair? He smashed the wedding room! The officer who got married in a flash

Chapter 89 Civilized Wedding Pranks - Fishing for Apples with Bamboo

Lu Yuzhu gave the other person another cigarette, and then gave cigarettes to the others one by one.

"Thank you very much, Deputy Director Liu. Can we change the target of the wedding prank to my younger brother Dahe?

Look, my dad has been tormented for such a long time. He has a soldier's physique. If it were someone else, how could they bear it? "

Deputy Director Liu laughed and said, "Niece, I know you feel bad for Dad, but you have to give us a good time today!"

Thinking about how my younger brother will have to get along with others in the dormitory in the future, it would be too ugly and not auspicious if he made a scene.

Lu Yuzhu wanted to change the approach. "Then I will designate the program. I guarantee you will feast your eyes and create a lively atmosphere."

Deputy Director Liu finally relented, "Okay, just give my niece some face. She's a military dependent, and it's not easy for her to come back."

Soon, Deputy Director Liu was brought into the new house, and Yu Meijuan stubbornly guarded the door.

She had heard before that the wedding night disturbances in factories were even more outrageous than those in the countryside!

The woman didn't dare to get close at all and was refused entry by a group of men, young and old!

Married men can use their mouths but not their fists!

This is the most basic bottom line.

An unmarried young man can do whatever he wants.

Those unmarried employees are looking forward to this day to celebrate Singles’ Day!

Humph! I've learned a lesson this time.

The few who had been making the most violent noise just now, especially those who grabbed her daughter-in-law Liu Wenjing, were blocked outside the door by her.

Other new faces were gradually brought in.

Some people outside were muttering that they had never seen a prank in the bridal chamber with the mother-in-law involved, so how could they expect her to do so?

Someone tugged at their sleeves. "Stop talking! You've had too much to drink today, haven't you? If you have anything to say, go to the factory and talk to Section Chief Lu tomorrow."

Soon, the arrogance of several people died down.

They just took advantage of the alcohol and their numbers to make a scene without considering the consequences at all.

Lu Yuzhu took out a few strands of colorful wool early in the morning and tied a big red apple on the top.

Look at the roof, it is covered with countless crisscrossing old woolen threads and covered with old newspapers.

It seems there are no beams to hang on.

Lu Yuzhu shouted, "Mom, bring me the bamboo pole for hanging clothes in the kitchen."

Lu Yuzhu found a red cloth strip in the new house, tied it to a bamboo pole and tied a bow.

It looks very festive.

"Everyone, look carefully! This is a happy bamboo, which represents the couple's future success and good luck!"

Soon, the other end of the yarn tied to the apple was also tied to the top of the bamboo pole.

Someone in the crowd shouted, "I know, this apple represents good luck and peace!"

Yu Meijuan quickly grabbed two or three pieces of wedding candy and gave them to the boy to sweeten his mouth.

Someone immediately chimed in, "Right! This is the way to have a happy wedding!"

Daha was also released, and Lu Wentao straightened his hair.

Under the protection of their parents-in-law, the couple walked to the center of the crowd.

Yuzhu's sister-in-law carried an apple and said, "Today, if the newlyweds finish eating this apple, our wedding will be over."

Everyone's eyes lit up when they saw this novel way of fishing.

Some older people also said, "This kind of wedding prank is good. It can cultivate the relationship between the newlyweds and achieve the purpose of a lively wedding prank."

Liu Wenjing looked at her elder sister-in-law with gratitude. If it weren't for her, she would be in a more embarrassing situation today.

After I go to the factory, I won’t be able to hold my head up for at least half a year.

You will be laughed at by others!

All the brides in the factory came here this way.

Seeing the apple swaying and then starting to calm down, the two of them moved forward with their mouths close together.

Deputy Factory Director Liu shouted from behind, "Lu Yuhe, Liu Wenjing, you two are not allowed to use your hands to grab the apple and eat it. You can only use your mouth to chew it, hehehe!"

Just when the two were about to take another bite of the apple, someone pushed Lu Yuzhu and the apple swung to the side.

The two people tried to bite the apple but failed. Instead, their two mouths bit into each other. Liu Wenjing cried out "ouch" and touched her bruised lips.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Dahe looked at his wife nervously, "Hurry up and check if you have any broken skin."

Seeing everyone in the room staring, Liu Wenjing blushed and said, "No, let's continue."

This was the most acceptable wedding prank for her. She really didn't want to get together with her father-in-law. It would be really embarrassing.

This time, Lu Yuzhu stood firmly on her feet, holding the bamboo pole in one hand, still steady, and then she looked around and listened carefully.

Seeing the person approaching her and trying to do something tricky again, Lu Yuzhu put her other hand together and hit him directly.

The other person cried out and moved aside.

This time the apple was only slightly tilted.

Daha and Liu Wenjing hugged each other. Although Daha didn't get to bite the apple, the sweet hug between them still made Liu Wenjing's face blush.

It also caused laughter from those around him.

After repeated attempts, the newlyweds finally got a bite of the apple.

The sweet juice moistened their mouths and tongues, and the two people clasped their hands to maintain their balance, feeling the sweetness deep in their hearts.

This is entirely to cultivate the level of tacit understanding between the two of them and enhance their mutual feelings.

Both the two people being disturbed and the people around them felt a sense of accomplishment.

Deputy Director Liu suddenly said, "Niece, are your arms tired? Let me lift the bamboo pole."

Seeing that Lu Yuzhu was reluctant to let go, Deputy Director Liu said sincerely, "Believe me, Uncle is married! We just want to make trouble in the bridal chamber, we won't do anything out of line."

Lu Yuzhu let go.

She understood that the other party was a cadre after all and would not do anything too extreme, but the people under him might not be the same.

I always want to take advantage of the dark and take advantage of the opportunity.

Especially young men who have never seen a woman.

I always want to take this opportunity to satisfy their restless psychology.

The bamboo pole fell into the hands of Deputy Director Liu. Although it was not as stable as Lu Yuzhu's, it only swayed slightly. At this time, no one dared to push the deputy director.

The young couple couldn't eat the apple again.

However, they also found the pattern in this slight ripple and successfully took a second bite of the apple, which won cheers from everyone.

People outside were desperately trying to squeeze in, wanting to see this novel way of wedding pranks.

Yu Meijuan also felt relieved, finally seeing that these guys were no longer an eyesore.

Shouldn't wedding pranks be limited to the newlyweds?

Why should I bother my father-in-law?

Before, there was a group of people clamoring to call the brother-in-law over, and the groom's uncle, aunt, and uncle to come over. What was going on?

The reason why we didn’t have a wedding in our hometown was to avoid these situations.

Several uncles and aunts of the Lu family, as well as the eldest uncle Yu Hongmin, had no idea the exact location of the factory dormitory.

I was afraid that they would come over to watch the fun, and the situation would get out of control.

Those people are different from Lu Wentao. They will not show mercy to their daughter-in-law.

There are still elders who, under the influence of alcohol, join their nephews’ wives and their nieces’ wives in making trouble at weddings.

They were happy in their hearts, but who knew the dark side of the bride's mind!

Even if you get the chance to be touched, you will have to endure it for the rest of your life.

If you say it, you will only be laughed at and bring shame to your man.

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