I sell lunch boxes in the underworld

Lin Lan's expression froze. "I'd be happy to see Yan Wenjing go crazy."

"Kill the enemy by one thousand and injure eight hundred by yourself."

Lin Lan ignored him.

Yan Wenjing and Pei Ruan were bowing to each other as husband and wife.

As the words "Send her to the bridal chamber~" were spoken, a group of people who were on good terms with Yan Wenjing started to make a fuss.

Although Pei Ruan had been married to Yan Wenjing once, she seemed calmer in the face of the booing.

She returned to the house accompanied by Meng Po and the others.

When Yan Wenjing returned to the house, half of the red candles were already burning.

Even though he had been married once, his heart still couldn't help but pound when he saw Pei Ruan sitting on the bed in a bright red wedding dress.

Hearing the door open, Pei Ruan looked towards him and said, "You're back. The thing on my head was too heavy, so I took it off first."

Yan Wenjing hummed in a hoarse voice, "Why are you sitting here waiting? Have you eaten yet?"

As he approached, Pei Ruan smelled a faint scent of alcohol on him. "I wanted to wait for you. Sister Meng and the others brought me some food."

Yan Wenjing asked the waiter to bring in more food. He hadn't eaten much outside just now. Although he couldn't eat anything now, he still ate some.

After meal.

Yan Wenjing's eyes fell on her, "Rest."

Even though they had no idea how many times this had happened, perhaps it was in this situation, or perhaps it was the undisguised meaning in his eyes that made Pei Ruan's heart beat faster involuntarily, and her eyes moved uncomfortably, "Hmm."

Yan Wenjing's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and the lust hidden in his dark and deep eyes was no longer hidden. He simply picked her up and carried her horizontally and put her on the bed.

The bed curtains were drawn, and the red candlelight flickered.

As the clothes fell off one by one, the fair skin was reflected in the red color, which was so beautiful that he couldn't help but linger.

Outside the door, Xiaoyu peeked inside secretly.

Xiao Nie frowned and said, "Meng Po said that my parents were making younger brothers and sisters, and asked us not to disturb them."

Xiaoyu pried through the crack of the door and said, "No, Dad said he couldn't bear to be hurt by Mom, so he doesn't want a brother or sister."

Xiao Nie was still a little worried, "If Dad finds out, we'll get beaten again. Otherwise, let's go back."

Xiao Yu: "Aren't you curious about how they create brothers and sisters?"

Xiao Nie said honestly, "I'm curious, but I don't want to be sent by my father to play with Gun Gun."

"Don't worry..." Before Xiaoyu could finish her words, a stream of spiritual power rushed towards them from the house.

Xiaoyu quickly pulled Xiaonie away, and her spiritual power instantly shattered the stones outside.

Xiao Nie cried, "It's over, Dad found out."

Xiaoyu grabbed Xiaonie's hand and ran out, saying urgently, "Brother, run."

Pei Ruan pulled his sleeve and looked outside worriedly, "Aren't you afraid of really hurting them?"

Yan Wenjing: "If we don't teach them a lesson, they won't know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is."

Pei Ruan glanced at him with a mixture of laughter and tears, "That's good enough. I don't know who Xiaoyu inherited this personality from."

Yan Wenjing: “.”

Anyway, it's not like he is now.

Yan Wenjing kissed her red lips again, swallowed all the words, and continued what he had just started halfway.

After tonight, because Yan Wenjing loosened the authority of the underworld, people from all walks of life flocked to the underworld to check in and eat.

The underworld also became unprecedentedly lively.

Extra 1:

The underworld has had new troubles recently because there are too many people coming down, but few of them are pregnant, so the waiting time for reincarnated ghosts is much longer than before.

After hearing Yan Wenjing's troubles, Pei Ruan, who had just returned from a difficult situation, knew that many people nowadays were unwilling to have children, but the country strongly advocated having more children.

So she said calmly: "Then send a few more at once."

Pei Ruan didn't know that because of her casual suggestion, the number of twin births increased sharply in the following years.

There may be as many as seven or eight babies in a litter, or as few as two or three.

Extra 2:

Because humans are too afraid of the underworld, in order to break the underworld's previous image, Pei Ruan proposed to shoot a video and post it online to change people's fear of the underworld.

Knowing that she was going to shoot a video, not only did the Black and White Impermanence cooperate, but even the Ox-Head and Horse-Face, Meng Po and other ghosts also actively appeared in the video to cooperate.

She originally just wanted people to be less afraid, that death was not as scary as imagined, and that the underworld was not that scary either.

What she never expected was that the video she shot unexpectedly became popular.

Everyone thought that it was a script made by Pei Ruan to attract attention, and they all thought they were funny, but in fact, this is the real situation in the underworld!

Until one netizen discovered that the ghost in the video was extremely similar to one of his relatives. After identification by the other party's family, it was discovered that this was his relative!

For a time, countless netizens rushed to ask their relatives to appear in the video.

Pei Ruan was speechless for a while: "..."

This is her promotional video!

The key point is that her account even became a hot topic because of this, and was blocked for being a feudal superstitious person.

But it was soon opened up again by Yan Wenjing.

It's rare that my wife wants to do something, so I must give her my full support!

Extra 3:

Yan Wenjing was annoyed by the two little brats, so he handed them to Pei Yan, asking him to take GunGun and BeiBei out and give them a walk for him. However, he sent two of them out, and came back with four.

Yan Wenjing looked at the four pairs of innocent eyes: "..."

Extra 4:

The day after the wedding, Yan Wenjing made Yan Xiaonie the crown prince.

When Yan Xiaonie grew up to be a teenager, Yan Wenjing couldn't wait to give him the position and let him succeed him.

Yan Xiaonie was pushed to the position of the King of Hell with a confused look on his face, and from then on began his endless life of cleaning up the mess and wiping up the ass for his sister Pei Xiaoyu.

Yan Wenjing took Pei Ruan to travel around and enjoy the beautiful scenery.

When Pei Ruan was video chatting at night.

Yan Xiaonie's eyes were filled with tears, and she cried tearfully, "Wuwuwu... Mom, please come back soon, I'm having a hard time..."

At this moment, Yan Wenjing came in forcefully from the side and said calmly, "As the ruler of the underworld, how can you cry so easily?"

Yan Xiaonie: "But I'm only fifteen years old!!"

Yan Wenjing sneered, "When I was fifteen, I led a group of soldiers to kill the demons without leaving a single one alive."

Seeing that it was useless in front of Yan Wenjing, he shouted at Pei Ruan: "Wuwuwu... Mom... Dad bullied me."

Yan Wenjing: "Don't call her mother for everything. She is busy."

Pei Ruan: "Don't be too serious. He's only 15 after all. Not everyone is as capable as you. You have to allow him to make mistakes and show weakness. Take it slow."

Yan Wenjing had a cold expression at first, but when he heard Pei Ruan praising him, his expression suddenly became less cold. "Okay, I understand. If you don't understand something, just ask your uncle the emperor. Your mother and I have something to do, so I'll hang up first."

Without waiting for Yan Xiaonie to continue speaking, he hung up the video call.

Yan Wenjing hugged her and said, "You just praised me."

Pei Ruan lost her temper because of him rubbing against her.

Extra 5:

On this day, when Yan Wenjing was traveling with Pei Ruan, they unexpectedly met the adult Fox Nine.

When Hu Jiu saw Pei Ruan, he immediately rushed towards her with a bright smile and shouted, "Sister Pei."

He looked over with tears in his eyes and saw Yan Wenjing holding Pei Ruan's waist and hiding aside, glaring at him coldly, "Sister? Don't yell at me, I don't have a brother like you."

Hu Jiu was annoyed, "I called Sister Pei, not you!"

Yan Wenjing: "This is my wife."

Hu Jiu said angrily: "You are just taking advantage of the fact that you knew Sister Pei before me and bullying me because I came of age later. If I had known her first, Sister Pei would be mine!"

Yan Wenjing sneered and said to him, "Dream on!"

However, at night, Yan Wenjing hugged her and asked her again and again, asking her to say that she was his.

Sensing his jealousy, Pei Ruan soothed him, "Don't think too much. No matter who you meet first, no matter when, I will only be yours."

It’s not about meeting earlier or later, what’s important is that once you meet that person, there will be no room for anyone else.

In this vast life, one person is enough.