I sell lunch boxes in the underworld

Chapter 17 Ghost... Ghost...

Fan Wujiu was grinning behind him, and the judge turned around as if he had eyes behind him. Fan Wujiu changed his expression in a second, as if the person just now was not him.

Xie Bian had just taken a few steps when he suddenly seemed to remember something. He turned back and reminded the judge, "Judge, please be more restrained in your expression. It's best not to laugh. I'm afraid you might scare her."

Judge: "..."

He is not ugly!

How could a smile scare her?

At most, he is a little manly!

Aren’t men supposed to be more majestic?

When they arrived at Qin Yunie's house, Emperor Dongyue had already arrived before them and was putting the crispy meat that Qin Yunie had fried for him into his mouth.

Looking at Emperor Dongyue sitting in an ordinary brick house in a village like Qin Yunie, he inexplicably felt that this was not a brick house, but a luxurious villa.

Hearing the noise, he turned around and found the three of them standing at the door. When he saw the judge beside Fan Wujiu, Emperor Dongyue raised his eyebrows in surprise, "It's good that you are related and came together."

Fan Wujiu stared intently at the plate of golden food in front of Emperor Dongyue, which was filled with a strong aroma. "What is the emperor eating? It smells so delicious."

Qin Yunie was carrying a plate of sweet and sour fish. Seeing the Black and White Impermanence, he greeted them with a smile, "You're here? The Emperor of Dongyue is eating crispy pork. You can have some to fill your stomach first."

When her eyes fell on the judge beside them, the judge's extremely majestic face wanted to smile, but it was not a normal smile. His expression was ferocious, and coupled with the darkness behind him, it gave people a split, weird and distorted feeling.

Especially since he had a pen in each hand and a book of life and death in each hand, it felt like he was not here to eat, but to take her life.

Qin Yunie was so scared that she took a few steps back and almost dropped the plate in her hand.

Fortunately, the Great Emperor Dongyue was quick-witted and waved his hand. A faint stream of Qi supported Qin Yunie and the body steadily. He turned around and said accusingly, "Xiao Cui, don't try to scare Xiao Yunie with the same tricks you used to deal with those evil spirits. If she gets scared, you'll cook her for me to eat."

Although Xie Bian anticipated this situation, he was one step later than Emperor Dongyue.

Fan Wujiu was still holding a grudge, and seeing Qin Yunie frightened, he quickly introduced her, though his introduction was somewhat emotional. "Don't be afraid, this is Judge Cui Yu. He's just not very good-looking, and he's not a very good person either. Don't worry about him. He's just here to eat for free, so just give him something to eat."

Qin Yunie: "..."

Cui Yu: “…”

When Cui Yu heard Fan Wujiu's introduction, he felt a little itchy to use force, but then he looked at the Emperor Dongyue who was sitting there and thought it would be inappropriate to use force in front of the Emperor Dongyue.

He looked at Qin Yunie who had just been frightened. He came here to eat for free, so what was the big deal about fighting in someone else's home?

Cui Yu gritted his teeth and said a little aggrievedly: "I just wanted to say hello to her and show my friendship."

Although Fan Wujiu said this, Qin Yunie couldn't really ignore Judge Cui. After all, he was a ghost messenger and someone close to the King of Hell. She was counting on having a good relationship with him.

But seeing Judge Cui like this, she really didn't dare to call him brother, for fear that he would be unhappy and make a mark on her in the Book of Life and Death, which would be a waste of time.

Qin Yunie quickly explained, "It has nothing to do with Judge Cui. I just didn't react."

No one would be able to react to this.

Qin Yunie put the plates on the table and said, "Brother Xie, Brother Fan, Judge Cui, please take a seat first. The food will be ready soon."

Cui Yu quickly gave the gift he had prepared to Qin Yunie, coughed, and said apologetically, "Sorry to bother you."

Qin Yunie refused repeatedly, "This is too expensive. I just want to thank everyone for taking care of me in the underworld during this time. I don't know anything else, so I just want to treat everyone to a meal."

Emperor Dongyue said, "Take it. Consider it as compensation for scaring you just now."

Then a wooden box appeared in his hand. "This is the Millennium Snow Lotus. Take it and it will help you recover faster. This is a lot for us, so don't shirk your responsibility."

Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu also took out what they had prepared, "If you don't accept it, it might not be so convenient for you to ask us to do something for you in the future."

Qin Yunie heard this and she wanted to establish a good relationship with them, so she had no choice but to accept it.

She went to the kitchen and cooked a few more dishes.

After interacting with them for some time, I know that they prefer meat, so most of the food on the table is meat, in addition to one or two seafood dishes.

Cui Yu had heard from the Ox-Head and Horse-Face that Qin Yunie was a great cook before. After taking a bite, he immediately understood why they all loved Qin Yunie's cooking so much.

He suddenly felt at a disadvantage.

Xie Bian and the others have eaten it so many times, but this is his first time.

Before leaving, Cui Yu also expressed his hope that Qin Yunie could make him an extra lunch box.

At this moment, Aunt Wang's voice suddenly came from behind Qin Yunie, "Yunie, are you home? I brought you some food, you stand at the door and cook..."

Before she finished speaking, she saw the judge standing next to Qin Yunie and screamed in fear, "Ah——"

She fell to the ground with her legs weak, and the food in her hands had already scattered all over the floor. Her fingertips trembled and pointed at the judge, but the next second she disappeared again, looming and frightened. She shouted incoherently, "Ghost... ghost..."

Qin Yunie had just finished speaking: "Aunt Wang, don't be afraid..."

Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu turned around when they heard the voice. They didn't stick out their tongues like in TV dramas, but their skin was too white. However, appearing in the dark night, they were somewhat intrusive.

Because of this, Aunt Wang was so scared that she fainted.

Qin Yunie: "..."

Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu: "..."

They both looked so innocent. It was Cui Yu who frightened people, so why did they faint instead?

They had clearly cleaned it up carefully, so it shouldn't be scary anymore.

Cui Yu glanced at Aunt Wang and said, "Erase her memory."

“Will it have any effect on the body?”

Qin Yunie looked at Aunt Wang worriedly. She didn't expect Aunt Wang to come tonight.

Xie Bian nodded, "A little bit."

When Qin Yunie heard that it would affect the body, he said, "Why not just not eliminate it and let her think she was dreaming."

Xie Bian: "Okay, do you need help putting her on the sofa?"

Qin Yunie responded without hesitation, "Trouble!"

About an hour after Xie Bian and the others left, Aunt Wang woke up.

Aunt Wang waved her arms in the air, then quickly sat up and screamed in fear, "Ah—don't take me away..."

Qin Yunie quickly supported her and called out, "Aunt Wang."

Aunt Wang heard Qin Yunie's voice and turned to look at her. After a few turns, she realized that she was in Qin Yunie's house. "Why am I here? I just..."

Qin Yunie soothingly brought a glass of water, into which he had added some of the snow lotus that Emperor Dongyue had just given him. He said apologetically, "Aunt Wang, you just came to bring me some food. You might be a little tired, so you borrowed my sofa to lie down for a while. Did you just have a nightmare?"

Qin Yunie felt a little guilty. It was she who caused Aunt Wang to faint, but she still had to lie to her.

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