Sword: Li Yunlong advised me to be civilized
Chapter 4: Uncle Laogui’s acting is pretty good
"Bullshit! How could I possibly drop horse pee? Look carefully, this is fucking rain!"
Heiwa kept talking, but his eyes kept looking upwards. Above his head was a dense canopy of trees. How could there be raindrops falling? He muttered incoherently.
"obviously it is!"
Xu Zhenhua turned his head away without answering, curling his neck to avoid looking at Heiwa. He cursed, but his heart was filled with mixed emotions. He really wanted to say, "Don't eat the dirty biscuits. We have enough to eat!"
But the words were on the tip of his tongue, but he couldn't say them. Xu Zhenhua could guess that even if he took out ten or a hundred packs of biscuits, he would still eat all the biscuits on the ground.
Food is so precious in this day and age. Don’t worry, we will never go hungry again!
Heiwa chewed the biscuits, making crunching sounds. "Brother, these duck biscuits are so delicious! How can there be something so delicious?"
"Look at you, you're such a loser! When the white dog passes, I'll make you some big pork knuckle, roast chicken, and pickled duck, so you can eat as much as you want!"
"Who would believe that? It's just a lie!"
"Stop talking nonsense. I'm asking you! If you were the company commander of Bai Gouzi, what would you do?" Xu Zhenhua did not forget this.
"Well! If I were a white dog pursuer, I would definitely stop and question ordinary people when I met them!" Thinking of learning skills, Heiwa instantly became energetic.
"Smart!" Xu Zhenhua gave a thumbs up and then asked!
"What if White Dog only sees a carriage on the road but no one?"
Heiwa was slightly stunned when he heard this, and raised his head and asked tentatively.
"Will the White Dogs be searching the area?"
"That's right! If we didn't have the carriage, Uncle Laogui could have hidden inside with us. But with such a big target outside, they all hid inside. Isn't this just trying to cover up the truth?"
"Brother, what is three hundred taels of silver?"
This question was well asked, and it stumped Xu Zhenhua. Damn, this word is commonly used, but who knows the story behind it? He could only answer perfunctorily.
"Ahem! It means to expose our tracks!"
"Brother, you know so much!"
"Shh! Here it comes!"
Xu Zhenhua stared at the mountain pass in the distance, and a disorganized team appeared, with only about twenty people.
They should be the pathfinders, wearing blue uniforms! If Xu Zhenhua remembered correctly, the Central Army had already changed into yellow uniforms at this time, and those still wearing blue uniforms were local troops, so the ones coming were the local Guizhou Army.
I quickly looked towards the stone bridge and saw that the carriage was already there, with one wheel stuck on the side of the bridge. Uncle Laogui was pulling the reins of the old yellow horse with all his strength, as if he wanted to pull the carriage out.
Hey! Uncle Laogui’s acting is pretty good! This is it!
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On the small path between the mountains, the vanguard of the White Army was marching in a crooked formation, swaying unsteadily.
"Fuck this awful weather! I don't know what's wrong with the commander. The Hong bandits have already run away, but why did they force me to come to this godforsaken place?"
There was an old soldier in the queue, with his back hunched, a rifle slung over his shoulder, a pipe on his waist, and walking with his feet turned outward, full of complaints.
"Stop talking! The company commander didn't even want to come. He's not even a special commissioner from Nanjing, but he insisted that there were bandits here. We, the young masters, can only obey orders! Besides, if I tell you to come, do you dare not come? Aren't you afraid of being beheaded?"
"Yes, yes, yes! What the platoon leader said is right!" The old soldier nodded and bowed with a playful smile.
"Alright, hurry up! That little bandit has fallen into the river. There's a stone bridge ahead. Let's intercept him there. Remember, we have to catch him alive. A dead one is worthless!"
The White Army's bounty for encirclement and suppression was not low. If a Hong bandit was captured alive, the reward was 50 yuan, and if he was killed, only 10 yuan.
"Oh, damn it! I told you guys to fire a few shots every once in a while. Did you go to a brothel last night? You can't even lift a gun?"
A few scattered gunshots...
"Platoon leader, there are people on the stone bridge..."
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Xu Zhenhua was holding a telescope and could see everything clearly. The telescope was naturally produced in a shopping mall. The White Army was indeed worthy of its reputation. Just one look at their formation was rubbish.
They were firing towards the woods on both sides for no reason. They were afraid of an ambush. They were still fighting! I guess everyone would have run away as soon as the gun went off!
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Drops of rain continued to fall, and on the stone bridge, Uncle Laogui had a smile on his face.
"Boss, I didn't see Hong Fei!"
The White Army platoon leader was full of suspicion. The driver in front of him didn't seem to be lying, but he always felt something was wrong, so he walked around the carriage and looked at the man and the carriage carefully.
There was common firewood in the cart, but I couldn't figure out what it was after looking at it for a long time.
"Come on, unload this firewood!"
Uncle Laogui panicked when he heard this. There were 5,000 yuan in the box on the car. If these soldiers saw it, how could he keep it?
"Alas, alas, sir! These are just some ordinary firewood. I just picked them up from the riverbank. Look, there's still a lot of dirt on them. If I dirty your hands later, I'll be blamed!"
"Are you afraid of dirtying my hands?"
"Yes, yes! You gentlemen are all officials, how can you touch dirty things!"
"Okay, we won't move, you unload it!"
"Ah? This?" Uncle Laogui looked hesitant.
The White Army platoon leader immediately realized something was wrong and slapped him in the face.
"Damn it, I knew something was wrong with you, old man. Come on! Hold him down for me! The bandit Xiao Hong is in here, search him for me!"
Uncle Gui was restrained, his eyes filled with despair. What could he do? Without these dollars, how could he call for help? Master, Agui is sorry for you!
......
One minute ago!
Xu Zhenhua stuffed the telescope into Heiwa's arms, touched his head gently, and was about to leave, but a hand held him tightly.
Xu Zhenhua looked back and saw Heiwa with tears in his eyes, shaking his head slightly, his expression full of pleading, "Brother, don't go!"
Heiwa is not stupid. Uncle Laogui was caught and could not escape the fate of being beheaded. The eldest brother is like the son of a landlord, but he dared to do that for a coachman... The eldest brother, he is definitely one of us!
Only our people would stand up for us poor people, but the white dogs are inhumane. Once they leave, they can never come back.
Heiwa himself is not afraid of death. What he fears most is seeing his comrades die. He has seen too many of them...
That’s right, in Heiwa’s mind, this elder brother he just met is his comrade and his comrade-in-arms.
"It's okay, I'll be back soon. Just stay here and watch through the telescope. Didn't I tell you to tell these white dogs to get out of here and watch my show?"
......
"Bang!" A crisp gunshot rang out! The White Army soldiers all squatted down, rifles raised, and each of them looked around with anxiety on their faces. Was they ambushed?
Suddenly, a roar erupted from the grass by the roadside. The sound was loud and powerful.
"Damn it, I wonder who dares to move? Are you going to rebel?"
The White Army soldiers simultaneously pointed their guns in the direction of the sound!
Curses were heard again from the bushes, and all the soldiers' faces changed slightly!
"You damn bastards, which unit are you from? Who's the commander? I can't even take a shit properly. Damn it, if you get angry, I'll break your legs!"
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