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Chapter 85 Li Changsheng and Bai Xue’s tit-for-tat confrontation!
I heard the three words "dog eunuch".
Li Changsheng knew who was coming without looking back?
White tiger!
Oh no, it’s Snow White!
"You dog eunuch, why are you sleeping in the daytime and wandering around at night? Are you planning to do something bad?"
Bai Xue rushed forward and questioned Li Changsheng.
Li Changsheng shrugged and said, "Yeah, that's right. I just want to do bad things."
"Miss Snow White, do you want to come with us?"
"Ah, bah, I won't be in cahoots with you!"
After Bai Xue finished speaking, she spat on the ground.
Li Changsheng spread his hands and asked, "Since you're not colluding with me, then why are you looking for me? You can't be looking to reminisce about the past, right?"
Bai Xue rolled her eyes and said, "We're friends, what's the point of reminiscing about the past?"
"Besides, do you think I wanted to come to you? It was the Commander-in-Chief who asked me to come here. He said I could help you with the Military Intelligence Bureau!"
Li Changsheng asked, "So, you're going to work under me?"
"Li Changsheng, if you want me, Bai Xue, to do something, you must be smarter than me or more skilled than me!"
"If you don't have either of these, why should I listen to you?"
Li Changsheng: "..."
Is it okay if I just live a good life?
"Miss Snow White, I'm smarter than you. This is already obvious. There's no need to compare!"
Bai Xue didn't respond, but rolled her eyes at Li Changsheng again.
A proud expression that says "I'm giving you a look, and you can figure it out yourself."
Seeing that she was not convinced, Li Changsheng's cunning eyes turned back and forth, and he said with a wicked smile:
"Bai Xue, since you're not convinced, let's test it. Do you dare?"
Bai Xue agreed without thinking.
"Come on, come on, whoever dares is a puppy!"
"Okay, then, please listen to the question!"
Li Changsheng smiled, cleared his throat, and began to ask questions.
"One morning, a farmer opened the door to the pigpen. A pig ran out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, hit a tree, and died. Why do you think this happened?"
Bai Xue blurted out without thinking.
"Because the pig is hungry!"
Li Changsheng shook his head and smiled without saying anything.
Snow White tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "This pig is blind!"
Li Changsheng still shook his head.
Bai Xue guessed several times, but none of the answers were correct.
This made her a little impatient.
"Then what did you say it was for?"
Li Changsheng smiled mischievously and said, "Because this pig can't do riddles!"
No brain teasers?
When Bai Xue heard the answer given by Li Changsheng, she was stunned at first.
However, she quickly turned around.
Li Changsheng was calling her a pig in a roundabout way!
"Li Changsheng, you..."
Li Changsheng interrupted hastily, "We agreed on an IQ test. Why are you so angry when things are going well? Are you afraid of playing?"
Bai Xue's pearly teeth were clattering from gnashing in anger.
"Come again, keep going!"
Seeing that Bai Xue was still not convinced, Li Changsheng continued to ask questions.
"It's the end of the year, and the farmers have no money to buy New Year's goods. They only have a pig and a donkey. What do you think, should we kill the pig or the donkey first?"
Bai Xue said with a smug look on her face, "They must have killed the pig first. The donkey can still grind the mill!"
Li Changsheng smiled and gave a thumbs up, saying, "That's a good answer this time, and Donkey thinks so too!"
Bai Xue was very happy to see that she had finally won a game.
But soon, she realized something was wrong again.
The donkey thought so too.
Isn't this a roundabout way of calling her a donkey?
"Li Changsheng, you..."
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Look at you, you're getting angry again, aren't you?"
Bai Xue was unconvinced and said angrily, "That doesn't even count. Don't ask such tricky and weird questions again!"
Li Changsheng agreed immediately.
"Then here's a question even a three-year-old would know!"
Bai Xue snorted in dissatisfaction.
"Humph, who are you looking down on? If you have the ability, you'd act like a four-year-old!"
When Li Changsheng heard Bai Xue ask him to act like a four-year-old, he just laughed.
When Bai Xue saw Li Changsheng laughing at her, she glared at him.
"What are you laughing at? Give me some questions!"
Li Changsheng hesitated for a moment, then held up a finger and asked, "What's this?"
Bai Xue didn't understand, but she answered truthfully anyway.
"Yi, what's wrong?"
Li Changsheng extended his second finger and asked, "Then what number is this?"
Bai Xue said, "Two!"
Li Changsheng stretched out three fingers and continued to ask:
"So what is one plus one?"
Bai Xue looked at the three fingers that Li Changsheng stretched out and blurted out.
"Three, what's wrong?"
When Li Changsheng heard Bai Xue's answer, he laughed out loud.
Bai Xue didn't react at first, and asked angrily:
"What are you laughing at? One plus one equals..."
As she spoke, Bai Xue realized that she seemed to have answered incorrectly.
That jade-white cheek suddenly turned as red as a cooked crayfish.
Seeing this, Li Changsheng immediately started to mock.
"Bai Xue, you even get the answer wrong when you ask "one plus one equals what?"
"With such a low IQ, there's no need to continue asking questions, right?"
Bai Xue was so angry that she gritted her teeth, but there was nothing she could do.
"So what if you're smarter than me? If we met on the battlefield, I could kill you with one sword and then dig out your head and slice it up!"
Li Changsheng: "..."
"Hey, you're a girl, and you're always talking about fighting and killing. Which man would dare to want you in the future?"
Bai Xue was furious and roared angrily:
"Which man dares to want me? It's none of your business. I don't have to let you marry me."
"Oh, I almost forgot. You're a eunuch, not a man at all. Even if you want it, you don't have the money!"
After Bai Xue finished speaking, she tilted her head and looked at Li Changsheng with a provocative look.
The playful eyes that blinked seemed to be saying:
come!
Hurt each other!
Li Changsheng: "..."
He never expected that Bai Xue's cherry lips, with a temperature of 37 degrees, could say such ice-cold words.
It’s worthy of being called White Tiger!
It's simply owed!
Besides, you will know whether I have the capital or not in the future, right?
When Bai Xue saw the sharp-tongued Li Changsheng being humiliated, she covered her mouth and couldn't help giggling.
Li Changsheng was too lazy to talk nonsense with her and changed the subject directly.
"Shirayuki, it's proven now that I'm smarter than you. So, now you have to obey my orders!"
Bai Xue looked indignant and shook her head.
"No, you still have to prove your strength!"
"I, Bai Xue, never work under losers!"
Li Changsheng asked: "How can I prove my strength? By defeating you?"
Bai Xue shook her head. "That's not necessary. Let's stick to the old rules. As long as you can survive ten rounds without losing under my hands, it will be considered as proof that you are qualified!"
Li Changsheng received a double improvement from "The Secret of Eternal Life and Happiness" and "The Happy Journey".
There is also a BUFF bonus from a thousand-year-old ginseng.
Now he feels that his whole body is filled with endless power.
I even feel that I am terrifyingly strong at this moment!
Even if he is fighting against a master of the higher level, he is not afraid at all.
Thinking of this, he confidently stretched out three fingers.
Seeing Li Changsheng stretching out three fingers, Bai Xue naturally thought that he was afraid, so she said very straightforwardly:
"Three rounds is fine!"
Li Changsheng shook his head when he saw that Bai Xue had misunderstood his meaning.
"This isn't three rounds, it's thirty rounds!"
"If you defeat me within thirty rounds, you win!"
Bai Xue saw that she had already mastered the Moonlight Slash and was promoted to the Earth-level Grandmaster.
Li Changsheng, this dog eunuch, is so arrogant.
This made her sneer coldly.
"Haha, Li Changsheng, you said it, don't go back on your word, make your move!"
Li Changsheng was very gentlemanly and made a gesture of invitation.
"Ladies first, you go first!"
"It seems like you really want to die!"
Before the words fell, Bai Xue's whole figure looked like a butterfly dancing among flowers.
Holding a long sword, he attacked Li Changsheng like lightning.
However, although she held the sword, it was not unsheathed.
Because she felt that there was no need for this at all.
however!
Bai Xue will soon pay for her recklessness.
She didn't overestimate herself.
But he underestimated Li Changsheng.
No matter how graceful her movements are or how sharp her swordsmanship is.
But Li Changsheng was able to dodge it mysteriously every time.
It can even be used when her offensive momentum is slightly weaker.
Seize the opportunity keenly and launch an effective counterattack.
In this way, the two men fought for ten consecutive rounds.
Let alone defeating Li Changsheng.
On the contrary, he suffered several losses because he underestimated the enemy.
This made Bai Xue no longer dare to underestimate him and she was ready to use 90% of her strength.
In the previous confrontation, for the sake of fairness, she did not give her all.
Only used 60% to 70% of the strength!
This time she planned to let Li Changsheng see what a true earth-level master was.
However, she still did not intend to unsheathe the sword in her hand.
The reason is the same as before.
He is already a master of the earth level, and his cultivation level is far superior to Li Changsheng.
If you use weapons again, it would be really bullying!
Besides, although Li Changsheng, this dog eunuch, is very annoying.
But no matter what, they are all on our side.
Not an enemy that will never give up.
There's no need to kill him.
In this way, the two sides fought each other for ten rounds.
Although Bai Xue had the upper hand, she firmly controlled the initiative on the battlefield.
But he still couldn't defeat Li Changsheng in a short period of time.
She felt that Li Changsheng was like a loach in the water, slippery and impossible to lock onto.
In fact, Li Changsheng was becoming more and more frightened as the battle went on.
Up to now, Bai Xue hasn't even unsheathed her sword, but she has already completely suppressed him.
If this sword is unsheathed, I will definitely not be his opponent if I don't give it my all.
But now is far from the time for him to reveal his cards.
After all, whether it is "The Secret of Eternal Life and Happiness" or "The Happy Journey", they are all secrets of oneself.
It is the trump card that you rely on to survive in this world where the strong prey on the weak.
Therefore, it must not be exposed unless it is a life-or-death situation.
With this in mind, Li Changsheng relied on his strong defensive ability.
He resisted Bai Xue for seven rounds.
There are only three rounds left out of the agreed thirty rounds.
As long as he can hold on for these three more rounds, according to the agreement, Li Changsheng will have secured victory.
Bai Xue saw that things were not developing as she had imagined.
At this moment, her expression was more solemn than ever before.
Damn it, it’s only been a few days since we last saw this dog eunuch, how come his strength has increased so much?
Thinking of this, she looked at the sword in her hand.
He made up his mind and drew his sword.
"Dang clang!"
A cold light flashed like lightning, breaking through the air and coming out of the sheath.
The sword rang loudly, like a dragon's roar!
Seeing Bai Xue finally draw her sword, Li Changsheng's heart couldn't help but tense.
For him, the real battle has just begun!
Neither side spoke anymore, their eyes met, staring at each other from a distance.
Suddenly!
A cold wind suddenly blew, ruffling Bai Xue's black hair.
She held a strand of hair in the corner of her mouth, her bright and sharp eyes fixed on Li Changsheng.
"Li Changsheng, you are much more powerful than I imagined. It seems that I really underestimated you!"
Li Changsheng shrugged and said disapprovingly, "Oh, really?"
"It seems your imagination isn't big enough!"
Bai Xue saw Li Changsheng and was surprised that he still had the leisure to chat with her at this time.
She was so angry that her back teeth were chattering.
"Damn you, let's see if you can still laugh later."
"Look, the sword!"
The sword rises, the wind moves!
The beauty spins lightly, her clothes fluttering.
It's like a fairy from Yaochi, dancing gracefully.
"Yue, Hua, Slash!"
Bai Xue's sword was like condensed bright moonlight, pouring down.
The tip of the sword was dotted with cold stars, cutting through the sky, bringing with it the crisp sound of breaking ice, and extending towards Li Changsheng...
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