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Chapter 43 The embarrassing scene of using the toilet in the underground palace!

After making some simple arrangements, Chen Feilong left the underground palace.

Prepare to gather people, ambush at Yuquan Mountain, and kill the traitor Qu Yang.

Du Jianghe stayed to "take care" of Li Changsheng as instructed.

"Eunuch Liu, you've been busy all day and haven't had time to eat yet!"

After saying that, he clapped his hands.

Soon, maids and servants came in one after another, carrying fine wine and food.

"The food here is definitely not as delicious as in the palace. I hope Eunuch Liu will forgive me!"

Li Changsheng took a look at the food, raised his orchid finger, and said with a smile:

"Whether it's delicious or not is not a big deal. Our only concern is whether this food and wine can kill people."

When Du Jianghe heard this, his expression suddenly changed.

"Eunuch Liu, what do you mean by this? I don't understand."

Li Changsheng also avoided beating around the bush and went straight to the point.

"You and Chen Feilong have put our family under house arrest here. Doesn't that mean you don't trust us?"

This made Du Jianghe feel a little guilty.

I subconsciously wiped the cold sweat from my forehead.

He never expected that this eunuch Liu, whose ancestral treasures had been cut up, still had such a vicious eye.

"Eunuch Liu, you must have misunderstood. It's not what you think!"

"Didn't Gang Leader Chen just say that he has some gifts for me and needs your help to bring them to the palace? That's why he ordered me to treat him well and wait for him to come back!"

Li Changsheng asked, "How long do we need to wait here?"

Du Jianghe quickly stretched out a finger and said, "One day will do it!"

"If Gang Leader Chen hasn't returned in a day, I will personally escort you back to the palace!"

Seeing that he got the information he wanted, Li Changsheng stopped pestering him.

It seems that the next day.

You are still safe.

We have to find a way as soon as possible to pass on the situation here.

Li Changsheng thought about it and said, "Well, I will risk my life to accompany you and stay here for one more day!"

"Elder Du, come and have a drink. Let me toast you!"

Du Jianghe hurried forward and took the wine glass.

Under Li Changsheng's gaze, he raised his neck and drank it all in one gulp.

Seeing that he had finished it all, Li Changsheng felt relieved and continued drinking.

The drinks here are very bland.

I estimate it's only about ten degrees.

It’s not as good as beer!

If you can brew a high-quality liquor yourself, you don’t need to use the level of Moutai or Wuliangye.

It just needs to have the taste of Laobai Gan and Erguotou.

I'm afraid everyone can make a fortune in this world!

Seeing that Li Changsheng looked thoughtful, Du Jianghe walked up to him and asked.

"Eunuch Liu, what's wrong? Is this wine not to your taste?"

Li Changsheng was quite honest and said, "To be honest, the taste is really not that great. Compared to the imperial wine in the palace, it's not even a little bit worse!"

Du Jianghe nodded repeatedly and said, "Of course. This is just homemade wine from the countryside. How can it be compared with the imperial wine?"

In this way, Li Changsheng and Du Jianghe chatted idly.

Finally, he cleverly turned the topic to the underground palace.

"Elder Du, your Feilong Gang is quite generous. When did you build such a large underground palace near the Divine Capital?"

"Our Feilong Gang doesn't have such great power. We are just a cuckoo occupying the magpie's nest..."

When he said this, Du Jianghe seemed to realize that he had said something wrong. He quickly slapped his mouth and said drunkenly:

"The wine today is a bit strong. I feel like I'm getting drunk!"

Before he could finish his words, he lay down on the table and fell asleep.

Seeing this, Li Changsheng stepped forward and secretly patted him on the shoulder.

"Elder Du, Elder Du, please don't fall down. Get up and drink. Drink..."

He clapped several times in a row, but Du Jianghe didn't respond at all.

Li Changsheng sighed and said, "Hey, Elder Du, you are a man of the world after all, how come your alcohol tolerance is so low that you can't even compare to a rootless person like us!"

After muttering to himself for a while, he shouted to Bi Tao and Yue Nu who were standing beside him.

"Are you two interested in having a couple of drinks with us?"

Bi Tao and Yue Nu looked at each other, neither of them showing any intention of moving forward.

They just said something to refuse at the same time.

"Don't dare!"

Li Changsheng said, "Since you don't dare, then help Elder Du into the room, so that he won't be an eyesore here and affect our drinking!"

Bi Tao stepped forward, helped Du Jianghe up, and walked into the room.

As soon as he entered the room, Du Jianghe suddenly opened his eyes like an old fox.

Even Bi Tao was shocked.

"Elder Du, you're not drunk?"

Du Jianghe said disdainfully: "Just those two glasses of wine, they can't make me drunk!"

"This Eunuch Liu is a bit suspicious. We must keep a close eye on him. Do you understand?"

Bi Tao nodded repeatedly and said, "I understand. The Yue girl is watching over there!"

Hearing that there was a Vietnamese girl watching him, Du Jianghe felt relieved.

The Yue girl is from the Feilong Gang and is at the top of the fighting strength list of the Eight Vajras.

And he is very serious about his work.

He always carries out the tasks assigned by him to the letter.

……

Seeing that there was only one Yue girl left, Li Changsheng's eyes darted back and forth.

"You guys have a toilet here, I drank too much and need to go to the bathroom!"

The Yue girl said, "Yes, please follow me!"

Li Changsheng followed the Yue girl, walked about a hundred steps, turned a corner, and came to a stone cave.

"This is the toilet!"

Seeing that she had no intention of leaving, Li Changsheng said, "If you keep watching me, I can't pee. Please step aside!"

The Vietnamese girl was also speechless.

It made her feel like she was watching a eunuch peeing.

After the Yue girl left, Li Changsheng quickly unbuckled his belt.

He really needs to pee!

Seeing that there was no one around and no one was watching him, he simply stood there and urinated.

The water flowed like a torrent, splashing on the stone wall.

How can one be so happy?

After the water was drained, Li Changsheng suddenly felt a chill on his head.

He looked up.

I found water drops dripping down the rocks.

It seems that there is a water source here!

Since there is a water source, there must be an exit nearby.

Thinking of this, Li Changsheng felt an overwhelming sense of surprise.

"Eunuch Liu, have you finished peeing?"

Just as Li Changsheng was studying the direction of the water flow in the underground palace.

The urging voice of the Yue girl came from outside.

"I'm done peeing!"

Li Changsheng responded casually, tied his belt, and walked outside.

"I'm a little tired at home. I want to go back to my room and have a good sleep!"

The Yue girl said, "We have prepared a first-class guest room for Eunuch Liu. Please come this way!"

Li Changsheng came to a room under the guidance of Yue Nu.

Although it is said to be a high-end room, it is actually very simple.

In addition to a stone bed, there is a stone table and several stone benches.

On the wall, there are some calligraphy and paintings that were found from somewhere, to show off one's taste.

Li Changsheng pretended to sleep at first.

Wait until there is no more noise outside the room.

Only then did he sneak out.

Back to the thatched hut.

But I just entered the toilet.

He was completely dumbfounded.

because.

There are people here.

Moreover, this person is none other than someone else.

It’s the Yue girl!

At this time, the Vietnamese girl also felt a little urgent to urinate.

She saw "Eunuch Liu" sleeping in the room.

I just wanted to come and solve it.

But I never expected it.

I just took off my pants.

This "Eunuch Liu" just barged in.

Eye to eye!

The whole air was filled with awkwardness!

After a moment of dead silence, there was a scream in an octave higher.

"what!"

"How dare you peek at me while I'm using the toilet? I'm going to kill you!"

Li Changsheng: "..."

Uh?

You look like Zhong Wuyan.

Why don't you even take a piss and look at yourself? What kind of person is this?

How tasteless must I be to peek at you using the toilet?

but.

What surprised him a little was.

This Yue girl is actually also a white tiger...

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