Chaos Spirit Field
Chapter 31 Xiao Meir's Accountability
Zhao Shanhe saw the situation was not good, and thought to himself that it was not good. He turned around and wanted to slip away. However, in a split second, Xiao Mei'er quickly grabbed his ear.
"It hurts, beautiful sister, men and women should not touch each other, please be merciful and let me go!"
Xiao Meir's strength was not small, and Zhao Shanhe had thick skin and didn't feel much pain, but he still had to cooperate with the performance, but he put on a smile and begged bitterly.
Xiao Meir couldn't help but burst out laughing when she heard this, but the strength in her hands didn't decrease at all, instead, she added a bit of teasing: "Humph, you cunning little brat! I'm your aunt's senior sister, and you dare to call me sister? Where does this generation relationship come from?"
Zhao Shanhe saw this and knew that today would not end peacefully, so he simply gritted his teeth, plopped down on the ground, kowtowed respectfully, and shouted: "Mother, please accept my obeisance!"
Xiao Meir was really at a loss for words and asked curiously, "Zhao Shanhe, how did I suddenly become your mother? What's your logic?"
Zhao Shanhe blinked and explained seriously, "Mother, you don't know that I am not only the godson of our sect leader, but also the sworn brother of Tan Tai Ming Zhu. Common sense dictates that I should respectfully address you as 'Mother.'"
Before she finished speaking, Tan Tai Ming Zhu suddenly interrupted, "Yes, mother, Shan He is Ming Yue's fiancé! As the saying goes, a son-in-law is half a son. It's only natural for him to call you mother."
Zhao Shanhe was so frightened by this that he broke out in a cold sweat and cursed Tan Tai Ming Zhu in his heart. This guy really wanted to watch the fun and bring up all sorts of issues! He secretly complained in his heart, but at the same time, he smiled cautiously and said, "Auntie, children speak without restraint. How can I be worthy of Sister Mingyue?"
Tantai Mingyue suddenly burst into tears, but it was just thunder without rain. The words that came out of her mouth were even more shocking: "Zhao Shanhe, you forgot our vows and actually abandoned me in the end. Mother, you must stand up for your daughter!"
Hearing this, Zhao Shanhe was speechless. He feared he was going to be played to death by this brother and sister today. And at this very moment, Tan Tai Ming Yue was even secretly making a face at him, her face full of gloating, as if anticipating a good show. Given that, Zhao Shanhe decided not to sit idly by and wait for death, but to proactively strike back. Even with a bowl-sized scar on his head, he was still a brave man eighteen years later. If you want to play, I'll play with you to the end.
He then began to speak, "Aunt, I have only just learned today that Sister Mingyue is deeply in love with me. In that case, I am willing to disregard the conventional rules and regulations of the world and marry Sister Mingyue. I will live up to her deep affection and kindness in this life and will never become a traitor. Mother-in-law, please accept my greetings."
Who would have thought that Tan Tai Ming Yue would not play by the rules at all? She immediately responded, "Zhao Shanhe, since my mother has accepted your courtesy, she has agreed to our marriage. From now on, you are my husband, Tan Tai Ming Yue. From now on, you must love me alone and obey my every word. Anything delicious or fun must be left for me. Absolutely not a single thing can be given to that Luo Tian Shuang!"
This time it was Xiao Mei'er's turn to be confused. It had only been a short while, and her daughter was already married off. She said, "Mingyue, stop making a fuss. Marriage is not a joke."
Tan Tai Ming Yue said, "Mother, I'm not kidding. Zhao Shan He is not bad. He's quite cute, can cook, and is smart. My brother doesn't have the ability to earn such a large dowry for me. It must have been his idea."
Zhao Shanhe quickly explained, "Aunt, don't listen to Mingyue's nonsense. Brother Mingzhu was inspired by the barbecue banquet to organize this banquet. It can't be said to be my idea. I just made some candied haws and didn't do anything else."
Xiao Mei'er asked suspiciously, "Zhao Shanhe, you little brat never gets up early without profit, so why didn't you get anything?"
"Aunt, I've chosen three gifts as rewards. The headmaster said that candied haws are already at the level of spiritual food. Hiring a spiritual chef requires some labor fees."
"Zhao Shanhe, why are you collecting feces?"
Xiao Meir's words startled Zhao Shanhe. He hadn't expected to be under surveillance, so he remained calm. He confidently replied, "Auntie, manure is used for farming. As the saying goes, if you want strong crops, you need fertilizer. This storage bag is filled with manure I've accumulated. Take a look if you don't believe me."
"Who wants to see that? Bring out the gift you picked out so I can take a look."
"Aunt, that's the reward Tan Tai Ming Zhu paid me."
"I just want to take a look, I don't want yours."
Zhao Shanhe reluctantly took out three things: a broken ring, a kitchen knife, and a secret book.
Xiao Meir examined them and asked, "Zhao Shanhe, why did you choose these three things?"
"Aunt, this ring is a storage ring. Although the internal space is not very stable, it is perfect for shavings. This kitchen knife is sharp enough and is perfect for preparing food. My spiritual roots are not good, so I plan to develop into a spiritual chef and need a suitable tool. This book 'Vajra Body' is a body-building secret manual. I may have a talent for the physical body, so I plan to practice it. Unfortunately, it is an incomplete manual with less than ten moves. Otherwise, Deacon Ma would not have given it to me."
"Zhao Shanhe, you know a lot. Who told you that?"
"Aunt, I read all this knowledge from the Sutra Library. If you don't understand something, please ask Deacon Liu. Knowledge changes destiny. If you have a treasure right in front of you and you don't know about it, how miserable it would be. Look at these things."
Xiao Meir was speechless as she saw Zhao Shanhe looking at her eagerly. How could she, as an elder, be so corrupt?
"Since these are the rewards Bao'er paid you, just keep them. I know you have memories of your past life, and you are different from ordinary children. Don't give Bao'er any random advice in the future. Forget it this time, and it won't happen again."
"Thank you for your teachings, Auntie. Shanhe will definitely keep them in mind."
Tantai Mingyue asked curiously, "Zhao Shanhe, what are your memories of your past life?"
Xiao Meir scolded, "Mingyue, prying into someone else's past life memories can easily lead to divine punishment, so please don't make things difficult for the mountains and rivers."
"Mother, if you don't ask, then who cares? Zhao Shanhe, when is your birthday?"
"June 8th."
"I'm the sixth of March. You should call me sister."
"You're kidding me, it's only the sixth day of March."
"We are twins, a boy and a girl. He was born a little earlier than me, otherwise I would be the older sister. If you don't believe me, ask mom."
"You're so short, I don't believe it."
"Zhao Shanhe, you big bad guy, don't talk about height."
Tan Tai Ming Zhu said, "Brother-in-law, Ming Yue was indeed born on the same day as me."
"Zhao Shanhe, you heard it, right? Why don't you call me sister?"
"Tantai Mingyue, I call you sister, so you must protect your brother from now on."
"No problem, just give me a shout first."
Zhao Shanhe called out sweetly, "Sister Mingyue."
Tantai Mingyue was overjoyed and pointed at the pile of gifts and said, "Brother Shanhe, you can pick any of these gifts."
Zhao Shanhe saw the pained look on Tantai Mingzhu's face and said, "Sister Mingyue, those gifts belong to Brother Mingzhu. You are not sincere as a sister. I won't call you that anymore."
Tantai Mingyue took out a sachet and said, "This is for you. Don't lose it."
"Thank you sister."
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