Hang yourself at the beginning, empty the family and go to the countryside

The sun sets in the west and the willow branches sway gently.

Xiao Yichen rode his bicycle on the embankment back to the village.

From time to time, the sounds of insects and birds can be heard.

Comfortable and full of vitality.

This is how Xiao Yichen feels at the moment.

Who would have thought that things would get worse in a moment.

After returning to Shangwan Village, Xiao Yichen went to the old house first.

As I entered the door, the bicycle tires crossed the threshold, making two "click" sounds, neither loud nor soft.

The four boys in the room ran out when they heard the noise.

Xiao Yichen hadn't even tied up his bicycle yet when the four naughty kids were already in front of him.

Surround him.

"Uncle San, Uncle San, why are you here?"

"Uncle San, Uncle San, what delicious food did you bring?"

"Uncle San, Uncle San, is Aunt San here? What's delicious?"

"Uncle San, Uncle San, I want to eat meat!"

In a word, they want to eat!

Xiao Yichen: Why the hell can she give birth to more children so that these monkeys can take turns plucking them!

He untied a net bag from the handlebars of the bicycle and took out a brown paper bag, which contained the bulk fruit candies he had bought. These were hard candies wrapped in colorful glass candy wrappers.

It’s cheap and delicious, well, delicious in the eyes of children.

The key is that it is relatively cheap.

One dollar per pound, you can buy a big bag.

He doesn't feel bad about feeding these little brats, otherwise, he can't afford to feed these kids whose stomachs are like bottomless pits!

Milk candy costs 1.7 yuan per pound. Since there are many children in your family, it’s better to buy something cheaper!

"Ahhh, candy, there's candy, grandma, my third uncle is here and brought me lots of candy!"

Tiedan shouted into the house at the top of his voice.

Aunt Xiao had just finished washing the dishes and was now placing her hands on the rag in front of her waist, rubbing it back and forth to wipe the water.

There was movement outside.

She hasn't reacted yet.

The four naughty monkeys went out again.

After finishing her work and coming out of the house, Aunt Xiao was very happy to see her precious baby.

But she was still unforgiving: "Why are you buying things again? This is so expensive. You are already married and will have a child soon. Why don't you live your life more carefully?"

He walked over to Xiao Yichen and stood beside him. Seeing that his precious baby was sweating profusely, he quickly pulled the towel down from the wire beside the house.

Handing it to Xiao Yichen, "Hurry up and wipe it. Mom will pour you a bowl of water. Why are you so hot? Did you ride fast again? I've told you so many times to ride slowly. You're an adult, why don't you take care of yourself?"

Then, while muttering to herself, she went into the house to pour water for her son.

Xiao Yichen took the towel and wiped the sweat off his head.

Then, he smelled a fishy smell. He took the towel down and sniffed it carefully. Then his whole face wrinkled together: "Oh my god, what did you use this towel to wipe? It smells so fishy?"

He quickly found a washbasin, scooped a few spoonfuls of water from the large vat, and scooped up a handful of water to pour it on his head.

Aunt Xiao, who came back with a bowl of water, happened to see this scene.

He shouted anxiously, "You idiot, stop right there! What are you doing? Stop!"

He put down the bowl and reached out to pull up Xiao Yichen, who was bending over to wash his hair.

"You idiot, you want to piss me off to death? I just had a sweaty forehead and you washed it with cold water. What are you doing?

I've told you so many times not to shower or wash your hair after sweating a lot, and you're still using cold water, are you asking for a beating?

As he said this, he slapped Xiao Yichen on the back a few times.

The four eggs each had a candy in their mouths and watched their grandmother beat up their uncle.

Even though I just received benefits from my third uncle.

The four eggs didn't dare to step forward to help Uncle San.

Because milk is their heaven.

Seeing no reinforcements, Xiao Yichen could only save himself: "Mom, what did you wipe with that towel? It smells so fishy.

Xiao Su is feeling better now and isn't vomiting as much anymore. If I go back like this and she vomits after smelling this, I'll be in big trouble!"

Aunt Xiao frowned, unconvinced: "Does it smell fishy?" Then she took the towel and smelled it.

Then he cried "Ouch" and quickly took the towel to a far place.

The expression on his face was also one of disgust.

He gave Xiao Yichen an embarrassed smile and said stubbornly, "I just wiped my hands when I was stewing fish soup this afternoon. That's all."

Xiao Yichen looked at his mother: "Why don't I feel that way?"

Then he hit me again: "What do you care? Why are you washing your hair? If you want to wash it, wait a while. Wait until you stop sweating.

Really, you don't care about your body at all. You are just relying on your youth now. When you get old, all kinds of diseases will come to you.

I've told you so many times to take care of yourself, take care of yourself, but why can't you remember? One by one, really, day after day, I worry about you endlessly..."

Xiao Yichen was speechless and could only surrender first, taking out an aluminum lunch box filled with wontons: "Mom, Mom, okay, okay, I know I was wrong.

Hurry up, I bought some wontons for you and my dad. Find a bowl and I'll pour them in for you. They're still hot, so eat them quickly. They're filled with pure meat, otherwise they won't taste good!"

Aunt Xiao was interrupted: "What, you idiot, you bought wontons again, buying candy is not enough, you also bought wontons, why don't you..."

Xiao Yichen was confused. What the hell happened to him today?

You'll get criticized no matter what you say!

Then Xiao Yichen asked: "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

Aunt Xiao's expression froze, and she was about to start again towards Xiao Yichen.

Tongdan saw that his uncle was about to be criticized again, so he quickly stepped forward to help him out. He sat down on the ground, hugged Aunt Xiao's legs and shouted, "Grandma, Grandma, I'm not full yet, I want to eat wontons..."

"Milk, I want to drink milk too..."

"Milk……"

The four children, who were already hungry when they heard about pure wontons, did not dare to move because of their grandmother's power.

Seeing that Tongdan went up first, he followed closely.

Anyway, among them, Tongdan is the one with the best eyesight.

As long as he arrives first, regardless of whether he can get the delicious food, at least he won’t get beaten!

Aunt Xiao was so busy with the children that she had no time to take care of Xiao Yichen.

Still pointing at this prodigal son: "You!"

Then, under the urging of the four naughty monkeys, I could only find a bowl to pour the wontons into.

There are eighteen wontons in total.

Four children, two each, and.

Aunt Xiao had just said two for each person, and there was no need to pour them into the bowls. The four little hands, whose hands were always black no matter how they washed them, took two each and left.

Aunt Xiao laughed and scolded, "I was right when I said you were naughty monkeys. You don't even use chopsticks."

The old couple each kept three.

Aunt Xiao poured six into a bowl.

There were four left. Aunt Xiao poured them into another bowl and stuffed a handful of candy into Tiedan's pocket: "Tiedan, are you done? If you're done, take these back to your parents!"

And this candy will sweeten their mouths.”

As for the boss, haha!

At least the second son still thinks about his mother, fetches water for her and does some work for her.

If the second son’s wife cooks something delicious, she can send a bowl to her mother-in-law!

Boss, she didn’t see a single hair.

This son was raised in vain!

Seeing that his mother had finished everything, Xiao Yichen packed up the lunch box, went into the house to get the thermos, added some hot water, and went to wash his hair.

I wanted to finish my work quickly and go back.

My wife hasn’t eaten her wontons yet.

As a result, he was stopped by a loud "Ao".

The sound was like a woman's voice, but not an adult voice.

Hearing the noise, Xiao Yichen rushed to his mother and four children.

I muttered to myself: "Is this a human or an animal?"