The Princess Kicks Down the Protagonists
Chapter 43: Ladybug
After sitting in the carriage for a long time, the emperor felt bored and suggested that a few people sing to relieve boredom.
Xiaoyanzi sang the song "Go to School" with all her heart.
"Little boy, I carry my schoolbag to school. I am not afraid of the sun or the wind and rain. I am only afraid that the teacher will scold me for being lazy, uneducated, and ashamed to see my parents."
The song sung by Xiaoyanzi is full of childlike fun and is very realistic, considering her difficult school experience in the study room.
After Xiaoyanzi finished singing a part, Ziwei began to adapt it: "Little girl, carrying homework to school, looking up, I see mice, looking down, I see cockroaches. I am most afraid of being asked to write, like a ladybug in a fish house, the whole paper is filled with absurdity."
This is about the joke Xiaoyanzi made while studying. I have to say that Ziwei is really talented. The emperor almost stared at her.
No matter how dumb Xiaoyanzi was, she could tell Ziwei was teasing her. "Well, you dare to laugh at me? See how I deal with you!"
Xiaoyanzi began to launch a crazy tickling attack on Ziwei.
The emperor smiled and pulled the two apart. He asked curiously, "What did Ziwei mean by the song 'Ladybug of the Fish Family'?"
"Don't say that! Don't say that!" Xiaoyanzi stretched out her arms and tried to cover Ziwei's mouth.
Ziwei held Xiaoyanzi down and, ignoring her attempts to stop him, blurted out, "Last time, the master asked Xiaoyanzi to write the Liyun Datong Pian. As she was writing, Xiaoyanzi asked, 'Why does this Yu family ladybug have so many strokes?'"
Xiaoyanzi's face flushed red, she buried her head deeply, and still tried to stop Ziwei with her hands.
Ziwei smiled and said, "Everyone took a look and found out that he was a widow and a lonely man."
After saying that, Ziwei burst into a sharp laugh.
The emperor also understood what he meant.
Although Jingyan already knew the ladybug joke, it was even funnier when he heard it again, especially when he saw Xiaoyanzi feeling embarrassed.
She laughed so hard that she fell on Qing'er and couldn't straighten her back.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
The emperor laughed so hard that he couldn't utter a complete sentence: "You are a widower, a lonely ladybug, hahahaha, little swallow, you, you."
If it was just the emperor, Xiaoyanzi would definitely not think there was anything wrong with being laughed at, but this happened in front of Jingyan, the person she hated the most.
Seeing Jingyan laughing so hard, Xiaoyanzi got angry.
"What are you laughing at? Is it funny? I just can't read a single word! What's wrong?" She pushed Ziwei again and said, "I told you not to say it, why did you still say it to me?"
Xiaoyanzi suddenly got angry, and the laughter in the carriage stopped abruptly.
Ziwei also understood that Xiaoyanzi was really angry, and hurriedly apologized and tried to comfort her: "Xiaoyanzi, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told your embarrassing story to the master, I won't do it again next time."
The emperor's brows were already furrowed. He had always treated Xiaoyanzi as the happy pill, so she should always maintain that silly happy pill appearance.
Now this happy guy got angry just because Ziwei told him her story and made him laugh. Naturally, the emperor would be dissatisfied.
The emperor said in a deep voice, clearly unhappy, "Okay, Xiaoyanzi, we won't laugh at you anymore."
But Xiaoyanzi had no idea of her duty as the funny person, and was still angry about Jingyan laughing at her.
She even secretly cursed Ziwei in her heart for being so unkind as to betray the embarrassing story of her sworn sister just to make the emperor laugh.
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Xiaoyanzi pulled back the curtain and said, "Stop the car! I want to go horseback riding."
The people on horseback outside the carriage were still walking leisurely while listening to the laughter and chatter inside the carriage, but they didn't expect an accident to happen so soon.
Fu Ling'an lifted the curtain on Jingyan's side and asked with his eyes what had happened.
Jingyan shook his head quietly, indicating that everything was fine.
The Fifth Prince came forward and asked Xiaoyanzi what had happened.
Xiaoyanzi was very angry and said that the carriage was too crowded and uncomfortable to sit in, so she wanted to go horseback riding.
Ziwei was crying like a tearful person, looking like she had suffered a lot of injustice.
She knew why Xiaoyanzi was angry, but she had no ill intentions. She just wanted to make the master laugh. Was there anything wrong with that?
Hearing Xiaoyanzi say this again, she understood that Xiaoyanzi said that there were too many people because she thought she was redundant.
Erkang looked at Ziwei crying behind the crowd and felt so distressed. He wanted to go forward to care for Ziwei, but he didn't dare to go forward in front of the emperor. He was really anxious.
"Let her go!" The emperor's face turned pale. "This little Swallow is so willful!"
Xiaoyanzi didn't want to stay any longer, so before the carriage stopped, she used Yongqi's hand to get off the carriage.
Inside the carriage, Ziwei was still crying. The emperor soothed her softly, "Okay, Ziwei, stop crying. Xiaoyanzi just has this bad temper. I don't blame you."
Ziwei cried and shook her head: "No, it's all my fault for being so blunt. Princess Gege feels that her self-esteem has been hurt."
The emperor was furious when he heard this: "Does she still have self-respect? If she did, she wouldn't be able to be taught no matter how hard I try. She's like a rotten stone."
The atmosphere has become so set, and it would be impolite to be rude.
Jingyan and Qing'er both spoke to comfort her.
Jingyan: "Maybe Xiaoyanzi is shy and feels embarrassed by our laughter."
Qing'er: "Yeah, in the end we all made mistakes. We can't just blame you. Don't be sad."
The two of them were arguing with each other, but Ziwei failed to appease her. Instead, the emperor became angrier and angrier. He scowled and was obviously very angry at Xiaoyanzi's ignorant behavior.
Seeing that the others were in low spirits, Jing Yan weakly raised his hand and said, "How about I sing a song for you?"
"Okay, I haven't heard Yan'er sing yet." The emperor became interested.
In fact, Jingyan also said it in order to ease the atmosphere. She could only sing "The Lotus in Jiangnan" and "Pray Don't Cherish Your Golden Clothes" from the crew next door, and "The Weather is So Sunny Today" from this crew.
After struggling for a long time, I decided that this seemed to be a southern tour, so singing "Picking Lotus" wouldn't be off topic. Besides, Qianlong's father liked it very much, so Qianlong should like it too.
After clearing his throat, Jing Yan confidently began to sing: "Lotus can be picked in Jiangnan. The lotus leaves are so lush. There are two carps playing among the green waves."
Oops, oops, I’m about to forget the lyrics.
"Fish playing on lotus leaves in the east ~ Fish playing on lotus leaves in the south ~"
Ziwei is worthy of being the talented protagonist, and she can also connect with this.
Ziwei took over smoothly and saved Jingyan who had forgotten the lyrics, otherwise Jingyan would have repeated the four sentences.
It's just that she had just cried, so how come her voice was still so clear when she spoke? It's really amazing.
Because Ziwei helped Jingyan out of his predicament, Jingyan felt more grateful to her.
Looking at the emperor who was deeply attracted by Ziwei, and Ziwei whose voice was gentle and affectionate.
Jingyan sighed silently, there really was a reason why she could become the heroine. Apart from having a bit of an old-fashioned heroine's flavor, she was perfect in other aspects.
Jingyan closed his eyes and listened to Ziwei's singing. The voice was so clear that it seemed to come with its own accompaniment.
Is this the power of the heroine's halo?
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