Help! I became a hot mom and taught my husband to be a bad kid

When the companies "Benboerba and Baboerben" opened, the two founders and partners were naturally very proud, and Lin Yueran and Liu Tie also performed their duties conscientiously.

Su Yuze and Wang Yifan strictly followed the agreement between them, especially the third one, "It should not affect studies". Although they were a little nervous on the first day of opening, they were able to adjust very quickly. They were more focused on their studies than before and raised their hands more actively in class.

On the third day of opening, Su Yuze encountered a huge challenge at school!

This stems from a personal habit of his, he never defecates in school.

Since the first day of school, he has always carried wet wipes and dry wipes in his school bag.

The primary school and kindergarten are different. The kindergarten toilets have small toilets, while the primary school toilets have squat toilets. Before he started primary school, Su Tingxi took him to the public toilets in the park to teach him how to use the squat toilet.

On the way home from school that day, Wang Yifan was still very interested in calculating with him how much money they had earned that day. Since they started to calculate seriously, their addition and subtraction skills seemed to have improved a lot.

Su Yuze was absent-minded, with a sullen look on his face, and he pulled Liu Yufeng and ran home desperately.

When I got home, I rushed straight to the toilet without saying a word, and ended up getting my panties dirty.

I didn't have a bowel movement at home last night, and I didn't have a bowel movement when I woke up this morning, which is why I couldn't hold it in at school during the day.

It was at this time that the adults in the family realized that Su Yuze, who had been in elementary school for a few months, had never used the squat toilet at school.

When he first started school, everyone asked him about his eating, drinking, and toileting habits at school. Every time he would just wave his hand and say it was fine, and he never thought such a thing would happen.

Su Xiaonian looked at the embarrassed nephew and couldn't help teasing him, "There's no need to be so family-oriented. Good things should be kept within the family."

Su Yuze pouted and said, "I just didn't have it when I was in school. I'll go if I have it."

"It's okay, Xiaoze." Su Xiaonian hugged Su Yuze, fearing that this incident would have a bad influence on him. "When I was a child, my aunt was just like you. She would not go to the toilet at school if she could avoid it. The squat toilets in our time didn't even have doors..."

When Su Tingxi and Lan Jia got home from get off work and learned about this, the couple did not criticize their son or have a serious talk with him. They just encouraged him to learn to control his little butt.

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Su Yuze took note of it. He was Sun Wukong, and also the President Su of the "Benboerba and Baboerben" company. How could he not even control his own little butt?

He wanted to prove himself that he could conquer the school's squat toilet.

I was thinking about getting this done as soon as possible to give my parents, grandma and aunt a surprise.

After dinner, he secretly called Wang Yifan and asked him if he had any way to make people poop quickly.

"Eat croton!"

"What is croton?"

Wang Yifan answered without thinking, "Eight beans."

After hearing what Wang Yifan said, Su Yuze remembered that this also appeared in "Journey to the West". When Tang Monk and his disciples traveled to Zhuzi Country, the king fell ill, and Sun Wukong prescribed medicine for him to help him have smooth bowel movements. One of the ingredients in the medicine was croton.

But what’s the use even if he found all eight beans? Sun Wukong also used other medicinal herbs, and the key is horse urine. Thinking of this, he felt like vomiting.

Just saying it on the phone won’t work.

Wang Yifan was silent for a few seconds before he said, "I know. One time I was craving for rabbit head, but they only had spicy food. I had diarrhea that night."

"But there's no one selling rabbit heads around here?"

"Just eat spicy food. I'll bring you some spicy strips tomorrow." He then went to get a bag of spicy strips and quietly put it into his schoolbag.

"Will you eat with me?"

"it is good!"

The next morning, after doing exercises during the break, the two returned to the classroom and shared a bag of spicy strips. In order to eat the spicy strips, they both drank a glass of water, but they still kept screaming "hiss~" and "hiss~" because of the spiciness.

By the third period, their stomachs started to rumble. They forced themselves to endure it, pressing their hands against their bellies and rubbing them gently. After class, the motivation to make money overwhelmed the discomfort, and they didn't feel any discomfort at all.

The company operated for a total of five rounds.

As the last class was about to start, their stomachs began to churn.

The feeling was so strong that the two of them put away the map and ran to the toilet.

But my butt was itchy, and I didn't dare run too fast. I just felt like something was about to be out of control.

The two of them had just squatted down when the bell rang.

"Su Yuze, do you have any paper?"

"No."

I was in such a hurry just now that I didn't bring any paper.

"I don't have any either, what should I do?"

The two of them just squatted there, trying to find some paper from their pockets, but their school uniform pockets were cleaner than their faces.

"The class has already started. This class belongs to Teacher Xie."

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In the Class 17 classroom on the other side, Mathematics teacher Xie walked in with a book in his hand and looked around. He found that two people were missing. They happened to be the top students in Mathematics.

For first graders, they often look at some strange things in a corner after class. Maybe they didn’t hear the class bell, or they were too far away to run back.

It is still the quiet time before class, and we are waiting for these children to run back to the classroom from all corners of the campus.

One minute, two minutes... five minutes passed...

The teacher panicked.

Start asking if anyone has seen them.

Lin Yueran raised her hand: "Thank you, Teacher. They ran out just as class was about to start."

"Liu Tie, go to the bathroom and see if there is anyone there?" After saying that, she went to the office to find Zhu Qiaoqiao. It would be a big deal if the child was lost.

"Wang Yifan, my feet are numb from squatting."

"Don't, don't talk, I'm numb too."

"How about us?"

"How about it?"

"Let's stop wiping... Can you smell it?" Su Yuze didn't want to squat anymore.

It was class time, and the sound of reading aloud could be heard from the classroom next door. They squatted there, their feet numb and their heads starting to feel a little dizzy. Moreover, this smell was a bit sour...

"I have an idea. Let's take off our panties and wipe them, then throw them away."

After a moment's deliberation, they decided this was the most feasible solution. After a moment's deliberation, they slowly stood up, holding onto the toilet partition. They managed to lift one leg and slowly lowered their outer school pants.

But my legs were numb and I couldn't lift them at all.

"Hit it with your fist! My grandma always does that."

The two of them hit each other's legs again.

Just when I took off half of it, I heard Liu Tie's shout.

"My dear~~"

The two men suddenly got excited and stomped their feet on the ground, with their pants half removed being stepped on.

"Hey, Teacher Xie asked me to come find you guys, you really are here."

The two of them squatted back down, "Liu Tie, do you have any paper?"

"Just wait."

As Liu Tie came out of the restroom, he saw Teacher Zhu rushing over and grabbing Liu Tie. "How's it going? Are you in there?"

Liu Tie nodded, ignored Zhu Qiaoqiao, and ran towards the classroom.

Zhu Qiaoqiao was terrified and didn't care about anything else. She started shouting outside, "Su Yuze, Wang Yifan, are you there?"

I heard a mosquito-like sound coming from inside, "Teacher Zhu~"

Liu Tie had already come back with the tissues. He walked past Zhu Qiaoqiao and rushed into the bathroom.

The two men cleaned up amid Liu Tie's laughter.

After walking out of the pit, he stumbled and almost fell. Liu Tie hugged him on both sides.

Back in the classroom, the whole class burst into laughter...

Zhu Qiaoqiao and Teacher Xie were also at a loss for words. After discussing it, they decided to change this lesson into a class meeting. Thinking back, the main purpose of this class meeting was to let everyone establish a correct "view of defecation."

Although embarrassed, Su Yuze was finally able to face the problem of defecating at school calmly.