Help! I became a hot mom and taught my husband to be a bad kid

The next morning, Su Yuze and Wang Yifan woke up early, and the two little guys couldn't wait to run out of the tent.

The cool air hits my face, I take a deep breath, and the tip of my nose seems to be coated with a layer of refreshing mint, and the coolness and freshness instantly spread throughout my body.

The sky was filled with magnificent colors, the color seemed as pure as a newborn baby, with a soft halo.

Aunt Yaoyao and her younger sister, little Yaozi, walked slowly towards them against the light, looking incredibly beautiful. They had gone to bed early last night, and the mother and daughter had already returned from a walk around the camp.

Yao Yao let her daughter play with her two brothers while she went back to take a nap.

She has been writing for a long time and taking care of her daughter, so she developed a schedule where she would send her daughter to kindergarten in the morning and then go home to sleep.

"Brother Xiaoze, Brother Yifan, look, I caught three ants. I'll give one to each of you, okay?"

The two little boys looked at each other, their eyes full of incomprehension, as if they could hear each other's disdainful voice: "Too childish, what's so fun about ants~"

I couldn't help but feel curious. It turned out that little Yaozi could also play these children's games. I only heard her soft and innocent voice:

"Here, give it to you~"

The two of them quickly stretched out their hands and watched as Xiao Yaozi placed an ant on each of their palms. They felt itchy and laughed, "Thank you, sister Xiao Yaozi."

"Shall we give the little ant a name?"

"Sun Wukong!"

"Ultraman!"

The two blurted out.

Xiao Yaozi smiled and shook his head, "I knew you would name it this. My little ant is called Queqing."

The two of them repeated the name, but really didn't understand what it meant, and stared at Xiao Yaozi blankly.

"Did Li Bai, Du Fu, or Su Dongpo say this again?" Su Yuze asked unsurely, but he couldn't help being driven by curiosity.

"No, this is from the Song Dynasty poet Xin Qiji's "Xijiang Yue: Walking on the Yellow Sand Road at Night," which goes, "The bright moon on a branch startled a magpie, and the gentle breeze chirped cicadas in the middle of the night." The word "que" refers to a magpie, and the word "qing" means clear. It's a very good name for a girl."

Why does this line of poetry sound so familiar to Su Yuze?

Oh, aren't these Qingfeng and Mingyue, the two disciples of Zhenyuan Daxian? Sun Wukong stole their ginseng fruit, and the one who scolded Sun Wukong the most is not cute, not cute at all...

"How do you know your ant is a female?" Wang Yifan looked at the three ants again and again, but could not tell the difference at all.

He even gently picked up the one in his hand and turned it over, hoping to learn something from the ant's butt, but found nothing.

"My ant is very cute, of course it is a female."

"How is it cute?!" Wang Yifan found it unbelievable. He nudged Su Yuze, who was still lost in his thoughts about "gentle breeze" and "bright moon," and asked, "Tell me, are her ants cute?"

Xiao Yaozi's bright eyes widened, he raised his chin slightly, and stamped his feet vigorously, "If I say yes, it's true!"

Wang Yifan's temper flared up, and he refused to give in: "My Ultraman is the cutest, his Sun Wukong is the second cutest, and your magpie is the least cute."

"Woo woo woo~" "Woo woo woo~" I don't want to play with you anymore~~"

Xiao Yaozi was about to go back to the tent to find her mother, but when she turned around, she bumped into Ye Zhihong. He heard the argument between Wang Yifan and Xiao Yaozi in the tent, so he got up and came out.

He was not suitable to pinch a little girl's face, so he could only touch her head, wipe her tears with a tissue, and said gently: "Tell Uncle Ye, what's wrong?"

Wang Yifan took a step back, pulled Su Yuze and prepared to run away.

Last night, the two of them had a great time with Ye Zhihong; he was a completely friendly young uncle, as expected of an elementary school principal who was very good at getting along with the children. However, seeing him so early in the morning was like being back on campus, and he had just caught them making a mistake.

"Su Yuze, Wang Yifan, come here!"

The voice was apparently very gentle, but the two children had been cast under a spell and could only stand still.

But Xiao Yaozi was still sobbing and saying, "Brother Yifan, he said, he said my ant is the least cute. He, he even said the wrong name for my ant."

"Isn't your ant called Magpie?" Wang Yifan refused to admit that he had said the wrong name.

"No," Su Yuze shook his head, "Little Yaozi's sister's ant is called Qingfeng Mingyue."

"Hmph! Queqing! Queqing!"

"'The bright moon shines on a branch, startling a magpie; the gentle breeze makes cicadas sing in the middle of the night.' Is this from here?" Ye Zhihong understood after a moment's thought and turned to ask the little girl.

Xiao Yaozi immediately turned from crying to happy, "Yes!"

It’s hard to find a soulmate!

Finally someone understood what she was saying!

He snorted at the two of them again and made a face, which clearly meant, "It's terrible to be uneducated!"

Wang Yifan was stubborn, "Then what makes you say your ant is a female?"

"Uncle Ye, do you think ants are divided into male and female?" Xiao Yaozi didn't want to argue with Wang Yifan. He only listened to his soulmate, a cultured soulmate at that.

"Yes, but we don't usually talk about male and female in animals. We say male and female, male and female. Ants are divided into female and male."

Xiao Yaozi pushed the ant in his palm towards Ye Zhihong and said, "Uncle Ye, can you see if this is a girl?"

So, are ants divided into male and female?

This is a blind spot in knowledge!

Children do have a lot of strange questions...

Ye Zhihong shook his head helplessly, saying that he didn't know either, but he promised Xiao Yaozi that he would ask the science teacher and he could answer her question the next time they met. Xiao Yaozi promised him that.

"I have a way--" Wang Yifan deliberately kept the question in suspense, appearing very mysterious.

After all six eyes of the other three were looking at him, he chuckled and said, "Why don't we put three ants at the door of the toilet and see whether they crawl to the men's or women's toilet? Then we will know."

Xiao Yaozi immediately stepped forward and grabbed his hand, "Hurry up, Brother Yifan, my Queqing will definitely crawl to the women's restroom."

Su Yuze felt something was wrong, but his body still ran towards the camp toilet very honestly.

Ye Zhihong had no choice but to follow.

……

Liu Yufeng and Wang Ma had prepared a sumptuous breakfast for everyone, including oatmeal, corn, milk pancakes, coffee, sausages, bacon, eggs and fruit.

The aroma of breakfast was like a naughty elf, dancing back and forth between the tents, waking up the young people who were still sleeping.

Lan Jia rubbed her sleepy eyes slowly, then gently pushed the man next to her.

When she pushed him like that, Su Tingxi rolled to the ground without any defense.

It turned out that she had been leaning into Su Tingxi's arms at night, and their positions had shifted. The air mattress was only one and two meters wide, and Su Tingxi was sleeping on the edge of the bed, so he rolled down at the slightest force.

"Husband, are you okay~"

"It's okay." After staying on the edge of the bed for several hours, I felt a lot more comfortable lying on the ground.

"Mother--"

As soon as Su Yuze's voice sounded, he had already pulled open the curtain of the tent and rushed in.

"Hey, Dad, why are you sleeping on the floor?"

Wang Yifan jumped in, covering his mouth, and whispered mysteriously in Su Yuze's ear, "Your parents had a fight, and your aunt kicked your uncle away."

Su Yuze leaned over and asked him, "How did you know?"

"Hehe, my mom always kicks my dad like this."

Su Yuze quickly ran over to help Su Tingxi up, and said to Lan Jia earnestly like a little adult: "Mom, please don't kick Dad again."

Then he shook his head regretfully, "If I had known, I would have slept with you guys last night."

That way!

It's clearly saying: This family will break up without me!

Lan Jia and Su Tingxi: ???!!!