Help! I became a hot mom and taught my husband to be a bad kid

"Xiao Ze, do you know something that you really want to tell others?" Su Tingxi decided to talk to his son in a different way.

"That's right. Don't adults always say that good things should be shared with others?"

“Sharing and showing off are two different things.”

Su Tingxi hopes that his son can learn to be humble and not show off everything he knows.

He is a university professor and has always believed in the academic spirit of "a half-full jar of water makes a lot of noise".

"Dad, did Teacher Zhu say I like to show off?" The little brain thought for a while and suddenly realized, "I know, they must have reported me, hum!"

Su Tingxi didn't expect that he would get an unexpected result from asking. It seems that this kid did a lot of things in school besides fighting.

"Yesterday, when I was using the toilet, I was peeing while shouting, 'Come and drink Lao Sun's holy water.' There was a kid from Class 3 standing next to me. He turned around and asked me what holy water was without even pulling up his pants. If I hadn't dodged quickly, he would have almost peed on me."

"I told him the story of Che Chiguo in the bathroom, and several other kids gathered around, laughing so hard that we all ran into the classroom before the bell rang."

"You guys were just in the bathroom the whole time?" Su Tingxi couldn't help but sniff. Was this just some kind of bathroom socializing among kids? He knew that after class, the children at the affiliated elementary school were allowed to hang out in the corridors and on the playground, so he couldn't understand why his son would tell stories while smelling something.

"Of course, they are all like they were cast under a spell of immobilization by me." Su Yuze was obviously very proud. Thinking of the children's happy faces of pounding the wall, he couldn't help laughing, and soon curled his lips and said:

"After class, I wanted to go back and continue my discussion with them, but they all said they weren't listening anymore. It turns out they were being criticized by the teacher. What a shame! The three-demon fight later on was so much fun. Cutting off heads just makes them grow back. It's like taking a bath in boiling oil~~"

The little body twisted a few times and said, "Grand Master, it's time for you to be beheaded. Don't go back on your word and ruin your reputation."

Reluctantly but anxiously, I asked, "Dad, did he report me?"

"Hmph, he's repaying kindness with hatred. I won't tell him stories anymore."

Su Tingxi frowned slightly and looked at his son, his face showing a mixture of anger and amusement, "Then Xiaoze, tell Dad about it. I want to hear it."

Su Yuze looked up in disbelief, and after confirming Su Tingxi's eyes, he knew that he really wanted to listen, so he started talking uncontrollably.

His little face was slightly raised with excitement, and his eyes were shining like bright stars.

No one does not believe that he is happy at this moment.

The father and son saw Lan Jia at the door as soon as they entered the community.

Su Yuze was instinctively a little scared because he knew that Teacher Zhu was calling his mother.

Although his mother changed after returning from a business trip and no longer forced him to study and punch in, according to adults, she no longer "pushed his baby to school", he still didn't understand why he was related to a chicken when he was clearly a human being. Even if he was an animal, he was still a monkey, a one-in-a-million handsome monkey king.

The child decided to play the family card first. He ran over, pulled his mother aside, and kissed her cheek. "Mom, are you tired? Do you miss Xiaoze?"

There was no mention of calling the parents for help after the fight.

Lan Jia was not annoyed. Her son had been talking and laughing with his father in high spirits, but after seeing her, his mood had obviously changed.

She took the lunch box from her son, squatted down and hugged him, looking straight into Su Yuze's eyes, "Of course Mommy misses you, baby. Does your baby miss you?"

"Of course I do. Xiaoze misses his mother, his father, his grandmother, his aunt, Aunt Yaoyao, and Sun Wukong..."

Oh, and make sure the rain and dew are evenly distributed...

Although Su Tingxi was deeply moved, he still felt that he hadn't done anything important. "Don't you want to study?"

"I thought about it. Today we learned the song 'Jiangnan'. I was thinking, this fish is swimming among the lotus leaves, east, west, south, and north. Is it tired?"

When Su Tingxi and Lan Jia heard what he said, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

When the teacher was describing the joyful scene of the working people in the south of the Yangtze River picking lotus, a fish kept swimming in his little head, and he was worried about whether it was tired from swimming...

This perspective is really unique.

When we got home, dinner was already on the table.

Liu Yufeng received a call from her son saying that he was going to pick up his grandson, so she prepared dinner early.

She didn't know that her grandson had fought, but she was very worried about Lan Jia.

She watched the entire live broadcast. She was sitting on the sofa eating and watching her daughter-in-law broadcast the news, but she spat out a mouthful of food.

She didn't dare to call her daughter-in-law. Knowing that Su Tingxi had classes in the afternoon, she didn't dare to ask her son, so she could only ask her daughter. Su Xiaonian comforted her and said that it was okay, this matter had nothing to do with her sister-in-law, and it was just a symbolic punishment at most.

"Jia Jia, are you okay?" Liu Yufeng asked cautiously. She was very concerned but also afraid that her daughter-in-law would be sad. She was very conflicted but still couldn't help asking.

Lan Jia was very touched.

Her family was just worried about her losing her job. Her mother's words on the phone chilled her heart. "Xiaojia, what's wrong with you? Why are you so careless? Do you know how many people are watching you? If you lose your job, what will happen to your brother? Our whole family is counting on you."

"You should admit your mistake and be sincere."

Fortunately, she was already accustomed to their indifference. She wanted to say "OK" lightly, but her mother did not give her a chance at all. She hung up the phone after saying what she wanted to say.

But her mother-in-law cared about her from the bottom of her heart. Comparing the two, she couldn't help but tear up.

Her crying startled Liu Yufeng, who quickly comforted her, "It's okay. I read the news online, and many people say you're cute and praise you. If you really can't go to work, let's take a rest. You've been tired these years. If you want to work in the future, we can go. If you don't want to work, we can stay at home and let Tingxi take care of you."

After saying this, he began to wipe away his tears out of heartache.

"Mom, I'm fine."

"Mom, Jiajia is fine, what are you thinking about?"

Lan Jia and Su Tingxi said at the same time, knowing that Liu Yufeng had also misunderstood.

"I'm glad you're okay. I was afraid you'd be upset..."

"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Su Yuze, who had just washed his hands, saw the reactions of the three people and thought that his fight had made his grandmother sad, so he went up to hug Liu Yufeng, "Grandma, don't be sad, Liu Tie didn't hit me at all, Wang Yifan hugged his waist..."

"My dear grandson, what did you say? Who hit you?" Liu Yufeng then noticed that her grandson's clothes were dirty, and she quickly took them off for him.

The child knew that he had misunderstood his grandmother, who had no idea about this. He sniffed deliberately and said, "Ah, grandma, what did you make? It smells so good. I'm almost starving~"

"Wait until mom and dad wash their hands before eating~"

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