Help! I became a hot mom and taught my husband to be a bad kid

Today is Sunday and Lan Jia doesn’t have to go to work.

This was the first time since she traveled through time that the three of them were at home, her husband was not working, and her son was not in school.

Because of the special nature of her job, she especially cherishes the time when the family can get together to rest.

However, my good friend Yao Yao is also coming to our house today.

They had agreed to have Yao Yao bring her daughter home to play with Su Yuze.

"Auntie Yaoyao, little sister Yaozi--" Su Yuze ran over when he heard the knock on the door, opened the door for the guest, and took slippers, looking like a little host.

Xiao Yaozi's full name is Yao Yunshu, but few people call her by her full name because it is difficult to pronounce.

Today she was wearing a traditional Chinese costume, a light pink Luo skirt that flowed like petals. Her hair was styled into two cute little buns, tied with a beautiful ribbon.

Su Yuze took her to the balcony to play. He had already prepared various toys such as puzzles, building blocks, Legos, etc. to entertain his little sister.

Xiao Yaozi had no interest in these. There were so many toys in the kindergarten, and she just watched other children play with them.

Su Yuze thought of his new self-introduction. If not now, when?

"Little Yaozi sister, I am the little kid who walks alone in the dark alleys, loved by everyone and flowers bloom wherever I go, Su Yuze."

Xiao Yaozi finally spoke after such a long time. She looked incredulous and said, "Brother Xiaoze, we already know each other. There's no need to introduce ourselves."

"This is what I just learned. How about it, sister? Is it cool?"

Xiao Yaozi gave him a look, as if he was looking at a silly Er Gouzi, and after thinking for a moment, he asked, "Brother Xiaoze, what does it mean to walk alone in a dark alley?"

Su Yuze was a little panicked. This song is very popular now. He and other kids sing these lines every day at school, but who would think about what the lyrics of a song mean?

Although he thought so in his heart, he still explained seriously on the surface. He couldn't help but praise his own wit, "Aunt and Auntie left and rang the doorbell..."

"No," Xiao Yaozi shook his head, "I seem to have heard these words in a song."

Su Yuze nodded frantically, "Yes, yes, it's from a song. Do you also sing it in kindergarten?"

After that, he sang to Xiao Yaozi, "I love you walking alone in the dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel..."

Lan Jia and Yao Yao, who were busy in the kitchen, couldn't help but smile at each other when they heard this brainwashing song. A good song was turned into a children's song.

Xiao Yaozi stared at Su Yuze, his eyes bright as stars, like a clear lake hidden in them, pure and lively.

Su Yuze felt uneasy when he was stared at.

In front of the young talent, he felt that he was indeed a little bit childish.

Xiao Yaozi stood up, took small steps to ask his mother a few questions, and then turned back, "Brother Xiaoze, there are no aunts or uncles. It means a person walking alone in a dark alley, 'walking alone in a dark alley', lonely."

Su Yuze nodded. "Just like Sun Wukong, he always fights monsters alone."

I quickly pulled myself back into my comfort zone and had to chat with people in areas I was good at. I felt like I was particularly clever when facing the talented young lady.

"Sun Wukong is fake," Xiao Yaozi said proudly, "Li Bai is lonely. 'I raise my cup to invite the bright moon, and my shadow and I become three people'. He can only have the moon and shadow as company."

Su Yuze was dissatisfied, "It's Li Bai again."

What he feared most was Xiao Yaozi talking about Li Bai, Du Fu and Su Dongpo.

Xiao Yaozi didn't mind at all and continued to educate Su Yuze, "There's also Liu Zongyuan's poem, 'A thousand mountains are devoid of birds, a thousand paths are devoid of human presence. A lone old man in a straw hat and raincoat fishes alone in a boat on the cold river in the snow.' Don't you think this is very lonely?"

Su Yuze didn't understand what she was talking about at all, but he was two years older than her after all. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he smiled and nodded, "Lonely, especially lonely."

"Sister Xiaoyaozi, do you know when I feel the loneliest?"

Seeing the other party shook his head, Su Yuze was particularly proud. "Wang Yifan and I went to the canteen to buy potato chips. Buy three get one free, seven yuan a bag. We wanted to buy four bags, and we were still trying to collect money, but in the end, the four bags were bought by someone else."

"At that moment, I felt very lonely. Why didn't Wang Yifan, that arrogant king, treat me to a meal?"

"You're not lonely, you're broke."

"We have money, we can't figure out how much it will cost."

"Three times seven, twenty-one, ten dollars and fifty cents per person."

"What do you mean by 3721? Don't you care?"

"Three sevens added together equals three times seven," Xiao Yaozi looked at Su Yuze suspiciously, "Don't you know the multiplication table?"

Su Yuze said calmly, "I don't know, I only know that I have an uncle."

"It's okay, you'll start learning in the second grade." Xiao Yaozi added, "I've already finished the second grade curriculum."

Su Yuze went to his room and took out his schoolbag without saying a word.

After hesitating for a while, I took out the math book. Little Yaozi knows so many poems, she must be very good at Chinese. I don’t believe that she is better than me in math.

He started asking Xiao Yaozi questions from the first page:

"Which of these three ropes is the longest and which is the shortest?"

"What's four plus five?"

"There are three people on Xiaoxiao's left and four people on her right. How many people are there in total?"

……

Xiao Yaozi didn't even wait for him to finish asking the question, she could recognize the words by herself, and always had the answer before he finished reading the question.

"You're amazing, sister." Su Yuze closed his math book and was full of admiration for Xiao Yaozi. "If you go to our class, you might surpass Lin Yueran. She is the study committee member of our class and always gets full marks on the exams."

"Brother Xiaoze, you are also great. You know so much about Sun Wukong." Xiao Yaozi smiled particularly beautifully. She pointed at the stickers on the math book and asked, "What is Sun Wukong doing here?"

"Havoc."

"what about this?"

"Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xieyue Sanxing Cave, learn from Bodhi Patriarch."

……

Lan Jia and Yao Yao were preparing lunch in the kitchen, while Su Tingxi was busy in the study.

The two mothers heard no sound from the balcony and thought that the two children were angry. It was not that they were afraid of what would happen to Su Yuze, because he was a big-hearted person. They were just afraid that Xiao Yaozi was too thoughtful.

Unexpectedly, the two children were very harmonious.

Su Yuze and Xiao Yaozi lay on the ground, gently shaking their legs like tireless little pendulums.

Two little heads were close together, staring at the book in front of them. It was Su Yuze's Chinese textbook:

"When the sun is high in the sky, hoeing the field..."

"Little Yaozi sister, I know this," Su Yuze covered the poem "Song of Pity the Peasants" in the textbook with his hands and slowly recited it.

"Brother, look, it says 'Second' here."

"What does it mean?"

"So there's another 'One'. Many ancient poets wrote poems like this, one and two... 'Song of the Peasants' is the same. Do you know the other one?"

"do not know."

"In spring, plant a grain of millet; in autumn, harvest ten thousand grains. Even if there is no idle land in the world, farmers still starve to death."

"Sister, can you teach me?"

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