Help! I became a hot mom and taught my husband to be a bad kid

After a brief period of chaos, the relationship between Su Tingxi and Su Yuze remained warm and loving, with the father being kind and the son being filial.

When tutoring Su Yuze, Lan Jia is more likely to get angry, raise her voice, or even resort to violence.

Su Tingxi acted as a buffer, soothing his wife's emotions and protecting the child's young mind.

Ever since Lan Jia came back from her business trip, it seemed like she had completely given up on her son's studies. Su Tingxi didn't understand the reason. He preferred a mother who was not as irritable as this.

But one thing he understood was that it was his turn.

In a couple, one of them must be on the road of "overcoming the tribulation".

If she doesn't go, I will.

Su Tingxi has been a fast learner since childhood, but he also understands one thing: "Elementary school grades don't have as much impact on the future as pushy parents imagine. In comparison, the feeling that learning brings to children is much more important."

After Su Yuze carefully wrote the word "number" stroke by stroke, Su Tingxi gave him a big thumbs up without hesitation.

Praise him for writing with full concentration for ten minutes, and for knowing how to finish things from beginning to end, which is a good quality.

When Su Yuze heard his father's praise, his eyes lit up with excitement. He immediately became like the Monkey King and did several somersaults on the bed.

After he was released, the father and son lay next to each other on the bed and talked about many things related to numbers.

"There are many countries and populations on Earth, and our languages and scripts may be different, but Arabic numerals are the same."

“Is the simplified musical notation the same?”

Su Tingxi thought about Su Yuze asking him to write a song and couldn't help laughing. "I'm not sure about this. If you have this question, we can find the answer together."

"Dad, can numbers also change?" Su Yuze counted on his fingers and listed numbers in life. "There are four people in our family, plus my aunt, that makes five people. There are 4 children in our class. If someone is sick and takes leave, the number will become 5."

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"Dad, you said before that the speed of light is very high, right?" Su Yuze blinked his eyes and looked at the ceiling.

"Well, that's the fastest speed known in nature, close to 30 kilometers per second, much faster than your Somersault Cloud."

Su Yuze held Sun Wukong in his hand and kissed him, seemingly trying to comfort his Monkey King. His somersault cloud was so powerful but it was defeated by natural science.

The little head thought for a moment and asked again: "Dad, can you say a number bigger than this?"

The number can be said endlessly. Su Tingxi did not answer the child's question immediately, but asked his son, "Then can our Xiaoze tell it?"

"Yes, Xiaoze's love for his father is infinite." Su Yuze blurted out, stretching his hands as hard as he could to make the gesture of "infinity".

"How big is infinity?" Su Tingxi asked with a smile. He wanted to know what infinity meant to the child.

"Well... the sky is so big, there is so much water in the sea, and there is so much sand in the desert..." Su Yuze thought hard, using the most magnificent things he knew to describe infinity.

"The monsters all want to eat Tang Monk's flesh. If they want to achieve immortality, then that is infinite."

His little hands were still gesturing in the air, as if to show the endless vastness.

Su Tingxi listened to his son's description and saw his endless love. He was moved and hugged his son and kissed him.

"Infinity has no end. A drop of water can always be added to the ocean, and a grain of sand can always be added to the desert."

"Well, then Xiaoze's love for dad can always be increased by one point." After Su Yuze said this, he kissed his father on the face.

"Dad loves Xiaoze too, let's go take a bath~"

Half an hour passed and Su Yuze still hadn't come out. Su Tingxi didn't hear the sound of running water at the bathroom door, so he hurriedly knocked on the door.

"Dad, I'm adding water to the basin."

"What water do you want to add?" Su Tingxi opened the bathroom door.

Su Yuze was squatting on the ground with his bare butt, holding a mouthwash cup in his hand. He scooped up a little water from the big wooden barrel, raised the cup high, and let the water drop into the basin drop by drop, counting "23, 24, 25..." in his mouth.

Even his hair was dry, and it was obvious that he hadn't taken a shower.

Some water droplets splashed on his body. He raised his little face and said, "Dad, I want to see how many drops there are in a basin of water."

After saying that, he continued to work and counted, "35, 36, 37..."

Su Tingxi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. With just this interruption, he swallowed the ten numbers directly, "How many drops are there?"

"100."

Su Tingxi estimated with his eyes. He couldn't tell exactly how many drops of water were in the small basin, but it was definitely more than 100 drops.

"Only 100?"

"I could only count to 100 each time, and then I had to start over again."

Su Tingxi remembered that his son could only count to 100, and he couldn't guarantee whether he could count completely from 1 to 100. He took the mouthwash cup from his son and said, "We need to take a small amount of liquid, usually with a dropper."

"What's a dropper?"

"A chemical instrument. The syringes used to vaccinate children can also be used for this purpose."

When Su Yuze heard about getting vaccinated, he quickly covered his little butt with his hands, and then shyly covered the front of his head with his hands. He hated himself for not having enough hands and only caring about the front and not the back.

The first part is embarrassing, and the second part is that the injection will hurt my butt. I'm in a dilemma.

"Dad, please go out. I'm not wearing any clothes. You can't let others see the parts covered by my panties."

Su Tingxi rubbed his son's head and said, "We are both men. I am your father. What are you afraid of?"

"Unless, unless..." Su Yuze scratched his head with his hand, came to his senses, and quickly covered up his little secret.

"Unless what?"

Su Yuze chuckled and stared at Su Tingxi's pants, "Unless you take off your clothes too, then we'll be the same."

"..."

"Hurry up and take a shower." Su Tingxi threw down these four words and went out.

If I ask him to take off his clothes in front of my son, I will be the one who will be embarrassed.

What does this little brat know?

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At half past nine, Su Yuze finished washing up on time and lay down on the bed.

Su Yuze took Su Tingxi's hand and asked him to stay with him.

"Dad, where did I come from?"

My son finally asked the question that all children would ask.

Su Tingxi was shocked, thinking of what had just happened in the bathroom. Wasn't it too much of a coincidence? Why did he ask this question today?

He certainly wouldn't say things like "I got it for free when I toppled my phone bill" or "I picked it up from the garbage dump."

Although he felt that it was a little early to talk about this at the age of six, Su Tingxi still tried to explain it to his son in a simple and understandable way:

"Dad loves Mom, and Mom loves Dad, so Dad put a small seed in Mom's belly. The seed slowly took root, sprouted, and grew. Later, in the hospital, you emerged from Mom's belly."

I was really nervous, afraid that he would ask me how to put the seed into his mother's belly.

Su Yuze stared at Su Tingxi, his eyes rolling around, very puzzled, "How strange, today Lin Yueran said she was from Shandong."

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