All the members are good people, only the host is a pervert

Lin Ruan had just sat back on the bed and calmed her breathing when she heard An Lan outside announcing, "The Prince Consort is here."

Xie Yunze arrived at the bridal chamber in a daze. He had already seen Lin Ruan's appearance when he asked the bride to remove the fan. It was truly as described in the Book of Songs: "Her hands are like tender catkins, her skin is like solidified fat, her neck is like a cicada, her teeth are like white gourds, her forehead is like a delicate bead, her eyebrows are like moths, her smile is charming, and her eyes are longing."

He smiled and chased away his friends who were making a fuss. He pushed open the door and said to Lin Ruan with a smile, "Princess, can I buy you a glass of wine?"

These words were said frivolously, but coupled with Xie Yunze's good looks, it didn't make people feel unhappy at all.

Lin Ruan was certainly not angry. She walked to the table and poured two glasses of wine herself, "Prince Consort, please."

Xie Yunze's peach blossom eyes curved into two small crescents.

Lin Ruan said to the system in her heart, "Apart from anything else, Seventeen, Xie Yunze is really good-looking."

"Even though she's pretty, you didn't hold back," the system complained. "Is there anyone who poisons someone while still coveting their looks?"

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Lin Ruan felt no guilt at all and was very confident.

"First of all, I wasn't the one who poisoned you in the first place. Secondly, didn't I drink it?"

Lin Ruan looked at Xie Yunze, who was almost smiling like a flower, and smiled too. Unlike her rather cold appearance, her smile was unusually sweet, with a kind of innocence that seemed ignorant of the world.

She said to the system, "He's very lucky to have a princess like me drinking poison with him. I tell you."

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Not long after the two of them drank, Xie Yunze could no longer laugh. His handsome brows furrowed, and he looked at Lin Ruan, seeming to want to say something but stopping himself.

Lin Ruan asked considerately, "Is the Prince Consort going to freshen up?"

Xie Yunze nodded impatiently.

Lin Ruan called An Lan in and said, "The prince consort wants to go wash up, you take him with you."

An Lan didn't ask Lin Ruan why she didn't let Xie Yunze wash up in the side room, but took him downstairs directly.

The system saw that Lin Ruan didn't even frown. "Are you not feeling uncomfortable? Are you not in pain?"

"It hurts," Lin Ruan said unconcernedly. "I already have chronic gastroenteritis and am allergic to all anti-inflammatory drugs. Neither Chinese nor Western medicine works, so every time I get sick I just drink lots of hot water. I'm used to the pain."

Before the system could feel any pain, it saw Lin Ruan take out a small porcelain bottle and drink the potion inside with an expressionless face.

"What is this?" asked the system.

Lin Ruan explained good-naturedly, "This is berberine," and couldn't help coughing. "It's extracted using traditional methods, and it's really sour and bitter."

The system was numb, "Didn't you say you were used to the pain?"

"I don't have a habit of self-abuse. Why shouldn't I take medicine if it doesn't hurt?" Lin Ruan asked back.

"Then why don't you give it to Xie Yunze?" the system asked back.

Lin Ruan argued, "How could I give Yulang such a disgusting medicine? He can't take it." Lin Ruan paused for a moment before remembering, "He's so handsome. What did Zhuangzi say? 'On Miaoguye Mountain, a divine being lives. His skin is as white as ice and snow, and his figure is as graceful as a virgin. He eats no grains, but breathes the wind and drinks dew. He rides on clouds and controls flying dragons, and travels beyond the four seas.' Seventeen, you have such a bad heart. How could you defile Yulang with such a bitter and sour medicine?"

system:. . . . . .

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Big sister, your Yulang is sitting in a small room somewhere, making a "puff puff puff" sound from the toilet. Do you want to see what nonsense you are talking about?

Lin Ruan didn't care. She didn't see it and just pretended it didn't happen.

When Xie Yunze came back, his face had turned pale.

You know what, with his white and almost transparent skin and his appearance, he really looks like a young man made of jade.

Lin Ruan's worry didn't seem fake. She hurried over, supported Xie Yunze, and turned to An Lan and said, "Please ask Doctor Hu to come over and tell him that the prince consort is unwell."

Hu Weiyong was the imperial physician appointed by the emperor to Lin Ruan.

Before Xie Yunze reached the bed, his brows furrowed again.

"Princess." His face was so pale that he couldn't hold it back and blushed. "I still want to go wash up."

"Xie Lang, it's okay, just go to the side room. Although there is a smell, we are already husband and wife. I won't dislike you."

Hearing the words "taste" and "disgusted", Xie Yunze's face turned even paler. He responded softly and walked slowly into the side room without asking anyone to support him.

This stay lasted for quite a while.

"Tsk tsk," Lin Ruan said to the system, "Seventeen, I suspect this Yu Lang is fake."

The system was startled.

"Fake? Impossible. Could there be another traveler? Isn't this Xie Yunze the original one?"

"It must be fake," Lin Ruan analyzed coherently. "Who is he? Yu Lang, the Yu Lang who is 'unparalleled in beauty, there is no other like him in the world'. He should be excreting immortal soil, right? How could such a beautiful body excrete so much filth?"

System: a(?Д?l||l)?o

The system didn't say anything because it didn't know how to say "Lin Ruan, shut up" more politely.

When Xie Yunze came out, the imperial physician had already arrived, and Lin Ruan hurried over to support him.

Unlike the one who walked in from outside, Xie Yunze, who had just come out from the side room, knew that the smell on his body might not be so pleasant, so he took a step back from Lin Ruan.

"Xie Lang, it's okay," Lin Ruan frowned and whispered in his ear, "You and I are husband and wife, so what if there's a little smell? Your body is important."

A bit... of... taste...

Xie Yunze was not born in modern times, otherwise he could dig out a princess's mansion with his toes right now.

The system didn't have time to absorb more modern internet jargon, otherwise it would have jumped out and yelled at Xie Yunze: "It's a PUA! Xie Yunze, run! Lin Ruan, that bad-hearted person, is trying to PUA you!"

But, unfortunately, there is none.

The system could only watch as Lin Ruan pretended to be virtuous, helping Xie Yunze to the bed, and then urged the imperial physician to take his pulse, and then urged Rouju to boil medicine. After all this busy work, Lin Ruan only moved her lips, but Xie Yunze was deeply moved. The look in her eyes was filled with the dependence of a small animal on its master.

"How naive..." The system looked at Xie Yunze with a gloating look.

whee.