Traveling through ancient times: Savages are hungry for food

Chapter 89 Dogs Can’t Change Eating Shit

Sang Tian prepared the largest blueberry yam specifically for Gou!

Sang Tian specifically told her in front of her that everyone should eat yam and blueberry yam.

I paid special attention to her expression, and I saw her eyes narrowed. I knew what she was planning at a glance!

Sang Tian was certain that, given the farce that happened when collecting yams, Gou would never openly pick yam blueberries in front of everyone. After all, she had her dignity to protect!

But based on her usual enthusiasm for eating, she would definitely not let go of the blueberry yam.

After all, she was too embarrassed to come out and eat the portion she made at noon. She couldn't wait any longer.

She will definitely come to get it in the dead of night.

So put that one at the bottom!

Sang Tian also thought that maybe the tribesmen might not come to take it, and that might not be the only portion left in the pot.

When Sang Tian is fearless!

Because she is the one who picks the vegetables the most, especially the big pieces of meat. She would spend several minutes picking them, which is really annoying!

With her personality, she will definitely take the biggest portion of blueberry yam!

Even if there are still many portions in the pot, she will take more, but she will never miss the biggest portion!

Of course! Just in case, Sang Tian kept an eye on it. If anyone from the tribe took it, she would stop them!

After Gou took it away, Sang Tian sneered.

Hunting time!

I won’t hide it from you all!

Sang Tian went to the open field specifically to collect all kinds of shit, including sheep dung, horse dung, cow dung, wild boar dung, deer dung, rabbit dung, etc.!

Add to that the shit from two tiger cubs! Who told you to succeed as a villain?

Sang Tian felt it was too dry, so she added some water and stirred it until it became smooth and chocolatey...

During the stirring process, Sang Tian couldn't help but vomit once...

Injure the enemy a thousand times and lose eight hundred of your own...

Mix the chocolate poop in the middle of the yam puree and pour a layer of blueberry jam on it...

How can you tell whether I am shit or food?

I have to say, Gou is still quite awesome.

Eat the shit of all beasts! Become the king of kings!

Salute to the ruthless guy!

Sang Tian couldn't help laughing for half the night. Every time she vomited, she would laugh...

My stomach hurts from laughing...

If she was a little tougher and less greedy, she wouldn't be able to eat this yam-filled chocolate!

It’s no wonder Sang Tian guessed so accurately.

Blame her for not changing her bad habits!

like!

Sang Tian is in such a good mood that she falls asleep with a smile on her face as soon as she lies down!

Have a good night's sleep...

……

The next morning.

Sang Tian sat at the entrance of the cave and cooked yam and taro porridge.

Starting today, the tribe officially started collecting firewood.

Except for the hunting team and gathering team on duty that day, everyone else has to participate in collecting firewood!

After feeding Ping An and Xi Le, it was time for Sang Tian to get busy.

The charcoal must be burned, and the clay pots must also be burned!

Just do it when you are young!

……

The woods across the river.

Sang Tian and other females were collecting firewood on a large scale.

The males are responsible for cutting dry branches and tree trunks.

A sharp but weak voice sounded in Sang Tian's ears!

"You scheming bitch! How dare you harm me!"

Gou shouted at Sang Tian with his sword drawn!

"Harm you? Gou, you must be mistaken! The Sang people are kind and beautiful, how could they possibly harm you!"

"Humph! What do you know? This bitch is two-faced and has bad intentions!"

Han's partner, Ru, retorted bluntly, "No good intention! I think you're the one with the bad intention! You've been against Sang time and again! You've blinded the rest of us!"

Gou Po's defense was broken as he shouted, "You!

You're all crazy! She looks like a real person! You're the only ones who treat her like a treasure!

You don’t know what she did!”

An ethereal and lazy voice came faintly...

"Oh? What did I do? Why don't you tell me..."

Sang Tian looked directly into Gou's eyes with a playful smile...

Gou was furious: "You! You... You know exactly what you did! Have some shame!"

Humph! I didn’t know you were embarrassed to say it!

If you have the guts, just say it, Sang Tian deliberately made you eat shit!

If you have the guts, just say...

Gou: No guts!

……

Yun said angrily, "Since you said Sang had bad intentions to harm you, why don't you tell me the reason? Are you just trying to confuse right and wrong?"

Sang Tian continued, "Sister Gou, tell me what happened? Did I really hurt you accidentally?"

If it's true, Sister Sang apologizes to you! It's my fault...

But Sister Gou, please tell me why you did it! I will definitely change it!

"You...you guys! You're going too far!"

How could she tell the reason?

Could it be true that he ate something Sang made, but ended up eating a mouthful of shit?

Everyone looked at Sang, who looked aggrieved and touching. It seemed as if tears were swirling in her eyes...

As if I had suffered a great injustice...

Gou, on the other hand, looked like he was about to cause trouble!

When asked to explain the reason, she stuttered for a long time and was unwilling to speak!

I know there's something fishy going on at first glance!

Lan said coldly, "Gou! Who doesn't know the truth? You must have deliberately slandered Sang! Otherwise, why would he be so incoherent? Why would he stutter and refuse to speak? You are so cruel!"

Gou was anxious and angry, he jumped up and shouted: "You! Ahhh! I didn't lie! You forced me to do this!"

"There was shit in the yam and blueberry sauce Sang made yesterday! It made me vomit for half the night!"

Gou is just a broken jar!

That dessert was made by Sang, so who else could it be if not her?

But others don’t believe it! Instead, they think I’m being framed!

What a bunch of idiots!

"Impossible! Gou, you're ridiculous! You can't just make up an excuse like that! I ate lunch yesterday! Absolutely nothing!"

"It wasn't the one at noon! It was the blueberry yam at night! There was real shit in it! It was so disgusting, I vomited so much that I even had acid coming out!"

"Don't slander me! Gou! Our family of four ate all the food from last night! It was sweet and soft! How could you frame Sang like this?"

Everyone is attacking Gou at this moment!

Everyone is condemning her behavior!

Just when she was getting angry and ready to fight.

Lin Zhinen's voice came...

"Vomiting... vomiting for half the night? Did Sister Gou eat something in her mouth?"

Sang Tian was secretly delighted!

It's you, little bastard!

Grasped the core of the problem at once!

As everyone listened to Lin's words, the expressions on their faces became more and more exciting.

I'm already imagining the scene...

Gou's expression changed drastically. He no longer had the tense demeanor, but was embarrassed and ashamed!

He shook his head and waved his arms exaggeratedly: "That's not true! Don't listen to your nonsense! Shut up!

You all don’t believe it! It wasn’t me! I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it! Aaaaah!”

Gou’s almost crazy explanation!

But the bigger her reaction, the more expressive the expressions on everyone’s faces became!

Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact!

Some even pinched their noses and fanned themselves. It seemed like the smell of gou was quite strong...

Sang Tian also came to add fuel to the fire!

Let this fire burn even more fiercely!

"Sister Gou! So that's how it is! You're so pitiful, you actually ate poop! You must be more careful next time! How could you be so careless!

She vomited after eating poop for half the night! My younger sister feels so sorry for her!

I'm afraid my sister might have misremembered it! Everyone ate the blueberry yams I made tonight and there were no problems! There's no way this could be a problem with my sister!

My sister is cooking for everyone! How could she possibly put poop in it?

Could it be that my sister fell and licked some of the Gigglemon's feces, causing her to vomit out of nausea?"

Gou looked at Sang Tian in disbelief!

She definitely did it on purpose! She said these words deliberately in such a gossipy way!

Vixen!

……

Sang Tian: Please call me——Niu Hulu Dai Yutian!

……

"That's right, Gou! How come we can eat it without any problem? But you poop after eating it? It's hilarious! You're so old and you still eat shit!"

"Why would a human being put shit in a pot when he's making food? You're clearly slandering me!"

"You must have eaten shit, are so angry that you want to vent your anger! Sando is innocent!"

……

The sound of pointing and talking reached Gou's ears!

There is disdain, contempt, but more of it is - ridicule...

Laughing at her for eating shit...

Each person spitted and drowned Gou...

He was like a rat crossing the street, and everyone was shouting and beating him.

Gou was so angry that he lay on the ground and rolled around!

"Ahhhh! You all are bullying me! Everyone knows who is the one who is trying to turn things upside down and pretend to be white! You are all a bunch of idiots! You are being played around by that bitch!"

"Who cares about you!"

Everyone burst into laughter and dispersed to do their own work.

Leaving Gou alone, disheveled in the wind.

As Sang Tian walked, he turned and looked at Gou!

He deliberately made a face, smiled contemptuously and walked away.

humiliation!Naked humiliation!

Gou was almost mad at this moment!

But he was afraid that if he continued to make trouble, he would attract thunder.

I had to hide in the distance and collect firewood...

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