Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

The lunch break passed quickly. Huang Xiaoniu had a class in the first period of the afternoon and was running out of time, so he hurriedly squeezed his buttocks out of the toilet, grabbed his textbooks and toilet paper, and went to class. He even snorted coldly as he walked past Su Xingchen.

However, Su Xingchen didn't care at all, because when he saw Huang Xiaoniu come back, he gulped down a big mouthful of water and took the water cup with him. If nothing unexpected happened, he wouldn't be able to concentrate in class today.

Whose fault is it? You served yourself right for stealing my things! Su Xingchen didn't think he had done anything wrong. It wasn't like I told you to steal my tea leaves, so what does your diarrhea have to do with me? However, he didn't think Huang Xiaoniu would suspect there was something wrong with the tea leaves. This laxative was colorless and odorless; how could anyone suspect the tea leaves were the problem?

Su Xingchen didn't stay in the office any longer. He went straight to the chairs outside the classroom on the first floor, pretending to sunbathe, but actually waiting to see if Huang Xiaoniu would run out to use the restroom. Since his class was on the first floor, it gave Su Xingchen space to observe. If it were on the second floor, Su Xingchen would have felt too embarrassed to stand at the door for so long.

Huang Xiaoniu limped into the classroom. "Gousheng, what's wrong with Teacher Huang?"

"I'm telling you, you've been sitting on the toilet for too long, haven't you?" Gou Sheng said in a low voice.

"How did you know?" Gou Dan'er said with a smile.

"Because I smelled poop on Teacher Huang..." Gou Sheng shook his head and said.

Just as Gou Dan'er was about to speak, Huang Xiaoniu slammed his hand on the table. "You two are sitting right next to the podium, and you're still not behaving yourselves? Still want to talk? If you talk again, get out! Alright, take out your textbooks, today we're going to cover page 60..."

Gou Dan'er and Gou Sheng'er pursed their lips but didn't say anything. However, as they ate, they felt something was wrong. Why was the stench getting stronger and stronger? It felt like someone had pooped in their pocket.

"Damn it, Gou Dan'er, did you poop in your pants pocket?" Gou Sheng'er said, covering his nose.

"Get out of here! Don't try to frame me. I haven't even said whether you pooped in your pants or not!" Gou Dan'er said, covering his nose.

"Why does it smell so bad?"

"Who knows? It couldn't be Teacher Huang, could it?" Gou Dan'er said, looking at Huang Xiaoniu.

Huang Xiaoniu's face was flushed red. He felt nauseous inside after entering the classroom, thinking he'd go to the toilet after giving a few instructions and come back later. But once he stood on the podium, he couldn't stop farting. At first, he worried that if it wasn't a fart, he'd be in big trouble.

However, after several attempts, he realized he was just overthinking things, so he simply abandoned the idea and opened it up. But this was tough on the two big names in front of the podium, as they were almost overwhelmed by the smell of the commotion.

But that doesn't mean he didn't want to go to the toilet. How could Su Xingchen's laxatives possibly give him such good luck? When Huang Xiaoniu felt a warm flow from his pants down to his legs, he knew it was all over.

His face flushed red. "Um, the teacher isn't feeling well. Don't go out, I'll go get another teacher to supervise your self-study." With that, Huang Xiaoniu quickly walked out.

"Teacher Huang pooped in his pants pocket, it stinks!" Gou Sheng'er said to the students behind him, covering his nose as he watched Huang Xiaoniu walk out with his legs tucked between his legs and the yellow poop on the ground.