Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

Su Xingchen heard Huang Xiaoniu shout, then looked at him, and turned to look around. There was no one else there. He couldn't help but feel a little puzzled. Could it be that this guy's diarrhea had damaged his brain? That shouldn't be the case. The distance between up and down is so far. It's impossible for him to have his brain damaged by going to the toilet.

But seeing Huang Xiaoniu standing there, staring straight at him, Su Xingchen couldn't help but feel a little confused. Could it be that he was calling him? Damn it, Su Xingchen turned his head and looked around again to make sure that there was really no one there. Only then did he realize that he was indeed being called. So this old geezer didn't even know his name?

Let's not even talk about how important it is to remember someone's name when you first meet them, but you can't forget their last name, can you? Su Xingchen was too lazy to pay attention to him. Damn it, you can even forget my last name, why should I bother with you?

He pretended not to hear what Huang Xiaoniu said and walked straight to the toilet. Huang Xiaoniu thought Su Xingchen was coming over to help him, but he watched as Su Xingchen went straight into the toilet.

"Xiao Liu...why did you leave? Didn't I tell you to come and help me? Who told you to leave?" Huang Xiaoniu shouted angrily as he watched Su Xingchen walk into the bathroom.

But Su Xingchen completely ignored him. Xiao Liu? Who's Xiao Liu? If you call me Xiao Su, I won't bother you. But you call me Xiao Liu? Who cares? Su Xingchen hummed a little tune, took off his pants, and started to pee. After he finished, he didn't care what Huang Xiaoniu was shouting behind him and went straight back to his office.

Su Xingchen had only been back in his office for a few minutes when Huang Xiaoniu limped back, walking up to Su Xingchen's desk with a cold expression. "Young man, don't you know how to respect your elders? First of all, it's not unreasonable for you to call me 'uncle,' and secondly, I've been at this school much longer than you, so it wouldn't be a problem for you to call me 'senior,' right? I just asked you to help me up, it wasn't that much trouble, and you just turned around and left, completely ignoring me." Huang Xiaoniu glared angrily at Su Xingchen, wishing he could just kick Su Xingchen out of the office and write "unsatisfactory" on his internship report.

"Oh? Teacher Niu, what are you talking about? I don't understand what you're saying. When did you call me? I don't remember." Su Xingchen looked up at Huang Xiaoniu with a smile after hearing what he said.

"You... This is outrageous! You've been here for almost a day, don't you know my surname is Huang? Young man, this is a bit rude of you!" Huang Xiaoniu was even more furious when he heard Su Xingchen call him Teacher Niu.

"Yes, young man, this is where you're wrong," a teacher in the office said. Some people were embarrassed to drink Su Xingchen's tea earlier because they felt it was better to avoid trouble with his attitude, but he even remembered someone's surname wrong, which gave them a chance to teach him a lesson.

After all, some people are used to being teachers in schools, so whether they are teaching or not, they habitually want to educate others and treat everyone as their students. Isn't this a kind of "occupational disease"?