Quick Wear: I've never been a good person

"The little one can do it too!"

The light of the little orange immediately flickered brighter, revealing full pride!

"Okay, get out!"

Shuangshuang just can't stand seeing him showing off.

Next, they both squinted their eyes and thought about the things in their original memories.

It is now April of the 34th year of the Kangxi reign, and Liu Jia gave birth to the eldest son in April of the 35th year.

That's why the fifth prince Yinqi specially asked for her to be appointed as concubine before marrying the original owner, which slapped the original owner in the face.

But if she can't give birth to her eldest son, then we'll see what excuse the Fifth Prince will find to ask for a title.

"Hi, Little Orange."

"what!"

Little Orange felt unhappy because he had just been kicked out, so his tone was a bit aggressive.

"I'll give you a chance to atone for your sins."

"do not want!"

His eyes narrowed, it seemed that he would tear off the roof if he didn't get disciplined for three days.

The spiritual consciousness immediately turned into two fingers, pinching the round system.

"Tell me, if I squeeze you gently, will your orange burst out with sweet juice?"

"No, no, no, Your Highness, spare my life! If you have anything to say, please tell me. I will do anything for you, even if it means death!"

Shuangshuang snorted coldly and then left him.

"Do you have any sterilization medicine?"

"Of course there is, but that thing is harmful to nature and should not be used recklessly."

"Ha! I, a plant, have cultivated myself into a human. Isn't that going against the will of heaven?

If you haven't been struck by lightning yet, that means your existence is justified, understand?"

Little Orange shook his head, and the small ball of light flickered. He really didn't understand!

He was still young, and after leaving his father in the underworld, he chose a very smart host.

Ever since the binding, he has been muttering to himself every day, saying that he was hit by the system and that he must be the chosen male protagonist.

He had such a good martial art that I gave him, but instead of practicing it hard every day, he only knew how to flirt with women and build a harem, and ended up killing himself.

"Okay, if you don't understand, then you don't understand. Just be obedient.

Go and give me one of your loyalty talismans to the Fifth Prince."

"This...maybe not! After all, the Fifth Prince is from the royal family. In this era where imperial power is paramount, it's best if you don't take advantage of these consequences.

Otherwise, being trapped in this small world forever would be more trouble than it's worth."

"Then the next one goes to Liu Jiashi!"

"That, Your Highness, may not work either. The ones I have here were all painted by the previous host in the Qi Refining Stage. They can only be used on people who have sold their bodies."

"Hmph! This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what use do I have for you!"

"Who says I'm no good? I'm very good!"

Even if it becomes a system, Xiaojuzi still can't stand the word "go"!

"Alright then, go get me a sterilizing pill and give it to the Fifth Prince's daughter, Liu Jia.

Give the Fifth Prince another pill to give birth to a girl, and don’t tell me you can’t do it again! "

"Yes, yes, Your Highness!"

The well-behaved little Orange didn't dare to complain at all.

By the way, I gave him a small jade bottle and asked him to spread the seeds in it throughout the palace and the capital.

"What is this? What is it used for?"

"These are all my descendants, just spread them out. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Both of them fulfilled a small wish for the original owner, and then it was naturally the turn of the Guarjia family.

It’s a pity that I can’t go there to take revenge myself, which makes me feel a little unhappy.

"Little Orange, do you have anything good that can attract bees or wasps? Give some to that Guarjia clan."

"no!"

Seeing that Huahua didn't believe it, the light on Xiaojuzi's body flickered and even his voice became a little heavier.

"I really don't have that thing!"

Little Orange was crying. He didn't tell Shuangshuang the truth. He was not a system from the future at all.

Rather, it is the Lord of the Underworld, the Pluto, who saw that many unjust deaths were stranded in the mortal world, and because he was unwilling to accept it, there were many resentful unjust deaths.

Their obsessions are so deep that they would rather stay in the human world and disappear after wandering for a hundred years than go to the underworld to queue up for reincarnation.

If this continues, there will be too many ghosts remaining in the human world and disappearing, and then there will naturally not be enough souls in the underworld to reincarnate.

This will also indirectly lead to fewer and fewer newborns in the human world, which will become a vicious cycle.

Therefore, Lord Pluto went to the interstellar space to observe, and then came back to refine hundreds of time and space magic weapons that could travel to various small worlds.

Let them contract this magic weapon of time and space, and then go to eliminate the resentment of those resentful ghosts, and send them to be willingly reincarnated as human beings.

At that time, you can get a portion of their merits as a reward.

These so-called systems of their contracted time and space magic weapons are actually ghosts who voluntarily gave up the opportunity to reincarnate, or have no qualifications to reincarnate at all, and remain in the underworld permanently.

I also hope to earn more merits, so that I can have another chance to be reborn as a human being. If not, I can find an opportunity to become a ghost cultivator.

The more I think about Xiaojuzi, the angrier I get. If it weren’t for the first host, I would have met a fool.

If he fails to complete the task, how could he not collect some good things?

He had a good hand at the beginning, but he accidentally went to the world of cultivation, and even lost his life there.

If he listened to me and stayed in the world of cultivation for a few thousand years, wouldn't I be able to make a fortune?

Shuangshuang frowned when she saw that he didn't seem to be lying. This was too useless.

"What's the use of you!"

Then he found a jade bottle in his own space, with three words written on it: Attract bees and disperse

This is when her body blooms. Because there is snow all year round on Zhengyang Peak and there are no bees to pollinate it, Zhengyu Zhenzun specially refined it for her.

He took an empty jade bottle, poured a little bit of it, diluted it hundreds of times with water, and then handed it to the system with confidence.

"Sprinkle it quietly on Guarjia's clothes.

Remember not to put too much, just a drop will be enough, otherwise it will attract all the bees in the Qing Dynasty and cause trouble."

Soon, Shuangshuang got the news from the honeysuckle vines in various places.

When Guwalgiya went to the temple outside the city to pray, she was surrounded by bees from all directions in front of everyone in front of the temple gate.

It was only then that the monks in the temple risked their lives, wrapped her in a quilt, and threw her into the clear spring in the back mountain that the bees slowly retreated.

However, she had been stung by the bees and had become a pig's head, and was completely unconscious.

Thanks to the treatment of the monks in the temple, the person was saved.

However, the monk looked at her face full of bruises, said "Amitabha" and shook his head before going on to chant sutras and beat the wooden fish.

The Guwaljia government took the man back to the mansion and invited an imperial physician, who shook his head after examining him.

"It's a bit difficult to restore this face to its original state."