After forming a covenant with the interstellar bosses
Chapter 13 Magic Potion
"what?"
Song Yu also came over. Yes, it was exactly the same as in the photo, the naked Sha Lang.
Tang Zhishu took off his coat and put it on him. This guy was even taller than Tang Zhishu, so he looked very short. Song Yu also took off his coat and tied it around his waist. With Lin Yunyu's coat, they finally didn't have to face the camera directly.
"Head of the family." Sha Lang had a blank expression on his face, and he didn't seem to think there was anything strange about his behavior. After recognizing Song Yu, he just greeted him and nothing else happened.
"Why are you here?" Song Yu asked.
"I came to see you." Sha Lang said.
"Then why were you picked up by Lin Yunyu?" Song Yu was a little anxious.
Unfortunately, Sha Lang wasn't in a hurry at all. "I was already on Planet 006 when I received the notice. I had no money, so I planned to walk all the way here."
"Why didn't you ask me for it?" Song Yu was surprised. She really forgot to give money to Sha Lang. After all, she had just come here, and her brain needed to absorb too many things. Everything was too rushed.
"It was too much trouble. I entered the alienation phase and didn't want to travel, so I lay in the grass. Later, someone found me. I heard that he was also going to the city hall near the Plains District, so I waited in the cage for him to bring me over."
……
It’s actually quite reasonable!
"So, you're coming home with me now?"
"Yeah." Sha Lang nodded.
I don’t know why, but Song Yu felt a little annoyed when he heard this one-word answer.
The car was speeding very fast. Lin Yunyu was anxious to show off her treasures in front of Princess Luo Er. As soon as she got off the car, she pestered Princess Luo Er to go back. Song Yu also took her two men back home.
This is the beginning of the days of one wife and two husbands?
There's also Jiang Yan, he'll probably be here soon. Oh, and I need to transfer some more money to him, he's quite far away.
"You can live on the second floor too," Song Yu said. "There are two rooms left. Since you came here first, choose the one you like."
"Ah."
In less than ten seconds, Sha Lang went downstairs and chose the smallest room because it was close to the stairs and the toilet, saving him a few steps.
Tang Zhishu went into the changing room, took out the clothes that Song Yu had just changed, and prepared to help her wash them.
"Master, do you prefer machine washing or traditional hand washing?" Tang Zhishu said apologetically, "I'm sorry I don't know much about fabrics."
Song Yu took a glance and found that he was holding not only a coat and a skirt, but also underwear. She felt very awkward in her heart because she had never let anyone touch her underwear in her life.
But she couldn't stop them, because the real Song Yu had long been accustomed to her father and uncles helping her do these things. Now she was just transitioning from father and uncle to matchmaker.
In comparison, after Sha Lang went downstairs, he sat on the sofa in a daze, not moving at all, even his eyes were out of focus. This state was very good.
"It's all good. They're just the cheapest clothes. I don't care how they're washed."
"it is good."
Tang Zhishu agreed to go, leaving Song Yu and Sha Lang in the living room, but Sha Lang still did not move.
"If you have anything to do, go ahead."
"No."
"I heard that you killed two S-level monsters by yourself."
“They’re worth a lot of money.”
"Then you're pretty awesome."
"Ah."
"Why don't you upgrade to S-rank?"
"too tired."
"You can rest assured to improve in the future. I will help you."
“I don’t want to be promoted.”
"What do you want to do?"
"Eat and sleep."
……
Song Yu was speechless anymore and continued watching the TV series starring Lin Yunyu.
By the time Tang Zhishu had finished washing all the clothes by hand and brought over the juice, Song Yu had twisted and changed several positions, but Sha Lang still didn't move.
Tang Zhishu sat on the other side of Song Yu. He also understood that Song Yu simply liked watching this drama, so he didn't disturb her.
After two episodes of the TV series ended, Song Yu secretly glanced at Tang Zhishu's communicator. He was looking at something seriously.
"Cooking class, guaranteed to teach you how to cook in 15 days! - Special offer: 3000 Star Coins."
'Home expert, 23 lessons to help you become the most favored match! - Shocking price of 5999 star coins.'
"Housework Master, 20 days of intensive training, using the harshest methods to teach your match how to become a qualified match. We also provide match capture and compulsory enrollment services to ensure your match is as gentle as water. - Star Coin."
"Body remodeling, crazy training for a month, and you'll have a perfect body - 6999 star coins."
"Magic love potion, make her unable to stop. --7999 star coins."
……
Tang Zhishu was reading it when he suddenly realized that Song Yu was also reading it, so he quickly put it away.
"Which one do you think is more suitable for me?" Tang Zhishu asked tentatively.
"This is too much." Song Yu's mouth twitched.
"Indeed, quick-learning is definitely not enough." Tang Zhishu and Song Yu agreed, "Also, my status isn't suitable for attending these training classes. I'll look for online courses."
"You..." Song Yu thought for a moment. Seeing how serious he was, he didn't completely give up. "If you want to learn, why not learn some simple cooking? There are actually many people you can trust, not to mention robots."
In this era, almost all housework can be replaced by machines. In particular, some families have butler robots, so there is no need for human intervention.
But some heads of households have always been pampered. They are just hypocritical. The meals of their matchmakers can be cooked by machines and their clothes can be washed by machines, but all the affairs of the heads of households must be done by their matchmakers themselves.
As a Comforter who scored A in the initial test, it is normal to require that your match be all-round in housework without relying on any mechanical means.
"Master, please don't worry about these matches. I can handle it myself. I just need you to transfer some star coins to me."
Princess Luo Er couldn't bear to keep silent about the fact that she gave Song Yu 200,000 yuan.
Song Yu transferred 50,000 yuan to Tang Zhishu, then turned around and said to him seriously: "Zhishu, I am the head of the family."
Tang Zhishu restrained his smile and nodded.
"of course."
"It was you who entered the Song family, not me who entered the royal family."
"Yes." Tang Zhishu confirmed, "Did I do something to displease you?"
Song Yu nodded, "Yes."
Tang Zhishu stood up, knelt on one leg in front of Song Yu, and looked up at Song Yu as if he was listening to a scolding.
"If I have done anything wrong, I am willing to accept your punishment."
"Zhishu, I'm just a commoner. I don't have as many strange rules as the royal family." Song Yu spoke faster, not giving Tang Zhishu a chance to speak. "Outside, we have to abide by many unnecessary rules and maintain your royal demeanor. But at home, when no one is looking at us, I hope you can relax a little."
Tang Zhishu didn't seem to understand. He had been racking his brains to take better and better care of Song Yu in the past two days.
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