The book begins with the waste of all the members

"It's over. I'm going to die. I shouldn't have helped my brother walk the dog." Si Muchu's expression was like a mad and violent emoji. "It's all your fault. Can't you give it a chicken leg? That way I can explain it better. Chicken butt, ahhhhhh, you're trying to kill me."

"It's so late, and you're walking the dog? And you even sneaked into my palace."

"Is this the point? The point is that Tianci ate the chicken's butt." Si Muchu said with a sad face, "My mausoleum is not yet completed. I really will die without a burial place."

Wei Yu was speechless as he looked at Si Muzhou, who was squatting on the ground drawing circles, and said, "How can it be so exaggerated? Many people like to eat chicken butts. I heard they are very delicious."

Si Muchu's angry expression reappeared, and he even threw it at Wei Yu's face, "Of course not, can those people compare with Tianci? Tianci is the royal dog."

Wei Yu took a few steps back and peeled the egg with Erha, "So?"

"So..." Si Muzhou was speechless. "Ah, I don't care. Anyway, no one of you can tell anyone about this matter. Otherwise," Si Muzhou pointed at Bai Shuyang and Lou Lan, "otherwise I will tell my brother that you two have left your post and trespassed into the concubine's palace."

Bai Shuyang pointed at himself and said unconvincedly: "What does it have to do with me? It's not like I fed the chicken butt."

"You're the most talkative person here. If you tell Concubine Hui, everyone in the palace will know."

Wei Yu raised her hand. "I think I can make an excuse. I'm no longer a concubine. This is my private residence. I invited them in, uh... by climbing over the wall."

"Then your crime is even more serious..."

Before Si Muchu could finish, Bai Shuyang snatched the wine glass from Wei Yu's hand and poured the wine into Si Muchu's mouth, "Drink it."

Yinlan and Yinsheng pointed at Si Muchu, "Oh oh oh~~ You drank. You broke into Chengming Palace and drank."

Si Muzhou was quite angry and snatched the egg from Wei Yu's hand and ate it in one bite. "I ate it. What can you do to me? I am the prince, the younger brother of the current emperor."

Bai Shuyang retorted bluntly: "The emperor is guilty of the same crime as the common people if he breaks the law. You are a prince, and you broke the law knowingly, so your crime is even more severe."

Wei Yu looked at his empty hands, feeling magical.

The two brave and warlike generals in the original novel are now having a quarrel like elementary school kids in her yard.

She increasingly suspected that she had not been transported to the original novel but to some unknown fan fiction.

But in a moment of distraction, the two of them started fighting.

"Stop it, don't fight anymore."

Wei Yu calmly tried to reconcile them and fed Erha a sweet potato.

"How dare you hit me, Si Muzhou!"

"I'm going to hit you. The one who teases first is the cheap one."

"The same applies to you."

Wei Yu looked up. Wasn't that the same thing she'd used to scold Si Muchu yesterday? She'd put it into practice so quickly, now using it to scold others.

Wei Yu peeled another egg for himself and said, "Don't beat it."

"Ah, you actually hit me in the face, Bai Shuyang, I'm not done with you."

"Let go, don't grab my hair, Si Muzhou, you're dead."

Wei Yu ate the egg too quickly and choked a little, so Loulan poured him a cup of tea.

"Thank you." He turned and called out to the two men grappling, emotionless, "Stop it. We want to build a harmonious society. If you lose the fight, you'll be hospitalized. If you win, you'll go to jail."

"If you hit me again, I'll tell my dad."

"Go ahead and sue me. I'll tell my brother that you're committing insubordination."

The scene was once very chaotic.

Bai Shuyang and Si Muchu were fighting like chickens in elementary school. Yinsheng and Yinlan were anxiously thinking about how to separate them. Wei Yu and Loulan sat aside eating and chatting, and Erha lay at Wei Yu's feet to take a nap.

"It seems like these two have a good relationship."

Wei Yu said this casually, and the two people who were most attentive stopped and ran to him, saying in unison: "Who has a good relationship with him?"

The two glanced at each other and immediately turned their faces away, "Huh."

"They are childhood friends and bickering lovers," Loulan added.

"No, we are competitors." The two spoke at the same time, refuting word for word.

I don’t know whether they are happy or not, but now both of them probably think that the other is a big victim.

"Okay, there are not many eggs and potatoes left for you. Do you want more?" Wei Yu asked.

Bai Shuyang didn't hesitate for a second, "Yes."

"Tsk, you're useless." Si Muchu said with disdain.

Just when Wei Yu thought they were about to start a new round of elementary school bickering, Bai Shuyang threw a hot sweet potato to Si Muchu.

"Ahhhh, you burned me to death. You can't beat me, so you use this method to retaliate against me, right?"

"Eat it if you want or not." After saying that, Bai Shuyang reached out to grab the sweet potato back.

It's impossible to be robbed. Si Muzhou took a big bite of it, skin and flesh included, and said, "Come on, grab it."

"Tsk..." Bai Shuyang rolled his eyes. "Give it to me, don't you know that sweet potatoes need to be peeled? You really are worthy of being the younger brother of the current emperor, Prince Ning."

Bai Shuyang said he was disgusted, but his hands were still honest as he peeled the sweet potatoes for Si Muchu.

Wei Yu believed that they were childhood friends, friends who loved and hated each other.

"Did you do all this?" Si Muchu asked Wei Yu.

Wei Yu nodded.

"It's quite delicious." said Si Muchu.

"Thank you, and thank you for the chicken."

Si Muchu murmured, "I said it was to thank you for not killing Ah Hua."

Wei Yu smiled faintly, "I heard this is someone's apology."

"Ah, the wind is so strong, is someone talking?" Si Muchu pretended not to hear.

Wei Yu didn't force it. After all, the two of them were just passers-by, and there was no need for her to spend too much energy on a stranger.

"We have finished eating the lotus leaf beggar's chicken. Now we only have some potatoes and eggs left. Would you like to eat some?" Wei Yu asked out of politeness.

Si Muchu shook his head. Before he could say he didn't want to eat, Bai Shuyang cheered, "Great! If he doesn't want to eat, leave it to me."

"Who said I don't eat?"

The two men started fighting for food again. They looked bitter and resentful. They wanted to eat an egg in one bite and a potato in two bites. If they choked, they would drink some green grape wine.

This might be the damn desire to win between boys. Wei Yu didn’t quite understand it, but he was very happy watching it.

"You look so beautiful when you smile." Lou Lan said softly.

Wei Yu turned his gaze from the two "primary school students" back to "Huh? What?"

"No, it's the first time I see you smile like this."

"is it?"

"I haven't seen the young lady smile like this in a long time." Yinlan also joined in the conversation, "The young lady hasn't smiled since she entered the palace. Now the young lady has become indifferent to everything and smiles more often."

That's natural. To put it bluntly, the things here didn't originally belong to her. She didn't care about what she gained or lost, so she was naturally indifferent.

However, if anyone dares to touch the vegetables she has worked so hard to grow, she will never forgive him.

This is her final bottom line.

Wei Yu and Lou Lan were having a great time chatting, and she was distracted by petting the dog, so she didn't notice that Si Muchu was stealing glances at her.

The next day, Wei Yu's bottom line was crossed.

Early in the morning, Wei Yu washed up as usual and went to look at the vegetables she had planted. However, she was so furious at the ruins before her that she wanted to turn herself into a Gundam.

He raised his head and howled, "That dog destroyed my vegetable garden. Come out here! I want your dog's life."

Then Erha held a sweet potato that he had just dug out of the ground and wagged his tail at Wei Yu.

The moment Wei Yu saw the mud-covered Husky, his vision went dark and his head started buzzing...

She really wanted to give this little Husky a complete childhood, but she held back.

"This is a gift from heaven and cannot be beaten."

If you endure it for a while, you will get angrier and angrier. If you take a step back, you will suffer from breast hyperplasia and you will not be able to endure it at all.

Wei Yu tied up the Husky and put a shackle on it.

Wei Yu was still not satisfied, so she wrote down all the crimes Erha had committed in demolishing the vegetable garden on a piece of cardboard.

"On the third day of the eighth lunar month in an unknown year, the sinful dog Erha Tianci destroyed seven-tenths of Wei Yu's fertile land. The crops destroyed included eggplant, potatoes, sweet potatoes, tomatoes, beans, cabbage, lettuce, etc. His crime was heinous and caused the victim Wei Yu to suffer heavy losses. This sinful dog still does not repent. He was so abominable that he showed off in front of the victim while biting a sweet potato. I will now announce this sinful dog's evil deeds to the world. Please know..."

Wei Yu picked up Erha's front paw and made a mud print on the cardboard. "Sign it."

Erha looked at Wei Yu with very innocent eyes.

"Keep pretending, if I wasn't under house arrest, I would definitely drag you out and parade you through the streets." Wei Yu made a hole in the cardboard and put it around Erha's neck together with the shackles.

I finally calmed down a little.

Wei Yu looked at the messy vegetable field, sighed, and finally picked up the hoe to clean it up silently.