It's terrible. Mr. Lu is too clingy.
Chapter 73: Maybe I can have sex 1 times a night from now on?
The pineapple was delivered that evening.
No matter how reluctant Lu Ci was, there was nothing he could do. He had to give his wife face.
But Pineapple is indeed much more well-behaved now. At least he doesn't bite things randomly anymore, and he poops in designated places.
After they finished their meal that day, they started exercising as usual, and Pineapple lay in his nest and meowed.
They were inside the house because it was raining outside.
Lu Ci also remembered that Xie Xingran would always be in a bad mood when it rained, so he tried his best to chat with her and make her laugh.
In order to maintain his abdominal muscles, Xie Xingran is doing push-ups.
Lu Ci squatted beside him and asked expectantly, "Do you think my core strength is good?"
"Hmm?" Xie Xingran didn't understand the purpose of his question.
But push-ups test the strength of your arms and back more, right?
Before she could figure it out, she saw Lu Ci half-standing up and sitting on "her" waist.
Xie Xingran was suddenly startled and fell directly to the ground.
Lu Ci was also startled, and steadying himself, he shouted in dissatisfaction:
"Hey, hey, hey, I know my strength. It's impossible for me to fall down in just one second. You should at least hold on for a few more seconds."
Looking at someone who was about to make trouble again, Xie Xingran sat cross-legged on the ground and said speechlessly:
"I weigh a hundred pounds. Don't bother me. It's already annoying enough exercising for you."
Not to mention that he's been losing his tongue since the swap, and he must have gained several pounds in the past two months.
Lu Ci also pouted: "I know, it's only a hundred pounds, it's a piece of cake for 'me', how can it be a hassle?"
As he spoke, he touched her all over, "Feel it yourself, these muscles are so firm."
Xie Xingran opened his hand: "If you're bored, go play with Pineapple, don't bother me."
"What's so funny about a cat? I just want to tease you." He muttered.
She glared at him unhappily.
The colder you are to him, the more likely someone will come and give you the cold shoulder.
"Come on, just treat it as a test of my core strength in advance and see if you're satisfied."
Upon hearing this, Xie Xingran's ears quickly turned red and his heart began to beat fast.
Core strength... Try it out now, it will be useful in bed later...
Bah, hooligan!
"No, go away and don't disturb my exercise." After saying that, she pushed him.
Lu Ci was also feeling lonely, so he curled his lips, snorted, and went to the kitchen to check on the Chinese medicine being boiled.
As a result, when he came out with the bowl of Chinese medicine, he saw that a certain horny cat had actually crawled under Xie Xingran.
Because she was exercising, she wore a loose vest and shorts, exposing large areas of skin.
He was the one who chose this outfit.
Pineapple arched its cat body, raised its tail, and rubbed against Xie Xingran's chest, calling out.
Afterwards, he even dared to jump onto her back and roll around on it.
She's acting like a seductive slut!
And Xie Xingran is still smiling!!
Lu Ci couldn't stand this scene either. How could a cat be more proud than him?
Putting down the soup bowl, he walked over with a fierce look on his face as if he was catching someone cheating.
Xie Xingran noticed his expression and looked at him in surprise as he squatted down and pulled out the cat that was hiding in front of her chest.
Holding the pineapple by the scruff of its neck, I gave it a righteous lesson facing its cat face:
"You horny cat! You're so horny just because she's your wife. Besides, humans and animals have different paths. Even if you become a demon and become a human, you'll never win her heart!"
[Hmph, her heart is with me~~]
In response to his owner's inexplicable training, Pineapple just meowed with a silly and cute look on his face.
Xie Xingran stopped exercising, slapped his hand in anger and amusement, and hugged the pineapple back in his arms.
"Can you be more normal? It's just a cat. Do you have to make such a big deal out of it?"
Pineapple was no longer afraid of Lu Ciye's face. He rubbed himself obediently in Xie Xingran's arms and meowed softly.
Xie Xingran's heart melted when he heard this. Such a cute little kitten, of course he had to give it a good sniff.
But before she could take the next step, Lu Ci snatched the pineapple in her arms with a look of anger on his face.
"Don't rub it, this is my body," he said. "If you get into heat again, I'll sterilize you!!"
Xie Xingran sighed, "Cats are always so clingy, this doesn't count as being in heat. My third sister took it to a mate today, and it's cultivating a relationship with a tortoiseshell cat."
As she spoke, she took out her cell phone and shared with him the photos sent by Lu Yunwan.
Lu Ci also took a look and immediately showed a look of disdain:
"What kind of vision does Lu Yunwan have? Why did she find such a messed-up husband for Pineapple?"
Xie Xingran frowned. "In the animal world, the more chaotic the fur, the more sought-after it is. Pineapple chose this for herself, not for you. So don't judge me here."
The serious and cold words made Lu Ci stunned.
Then her eyes suddenly became moist, and in the blink of an eye, little pearls began to fall.
Xie Xingran didn't expect that he would make her cry, and she felt complicated for a moment.
On the one hand, I feel that his disgusted thinking is wrong and I don’t want to bow my head again.
On the other hand, seeing him crying so pitifully made people feel soft-hearted.
While she was hesitating, someone unexpectedly gave in first and shook her sleeve:
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. Cats of all colors deserve to be loved. I won't serve cats based on appearances anymore. You, you shouldn't be so mean."
He said this and sniffed, looking so pitiful.
Xie Xingran's heart softened immediately, and he reflected on whether he had been taking the matter too seriously.
After all, everyone has different ideas, and many people do think tortoiseshell cats are a bit ugly when they see them for the first time.
"Okay, okay, I was too harsh just now. Don't take it to heart." She patted his back soothingly.
"Well, then could you please not let Pineapple get close to you anymore," he said, becoming more and more demanding. "I've never even rolled on your back like this before."
It was obvious that she was still thinking about the proposal that she had not agreed to just now.
Xie Xingran was helpless, so he did push-ups on the ground and said, "Come up, I owe you."
Suddenly, Lu Ci burst into laughter and happily sat down cross-legged on it.
This time Xie Xingran did not lie down. To be honest, Lu Ciye's waist and abdominal strength was indeed amazing.
Xie Xingran felt it was quite easy to gain over 100 pounds. He was just too surprised and sensitive before.
Lu Ci was very satisfied with her high and low movements.
Looking at the pineapple that was trying to get under again, he pushed it away and muttered, "Slutty cat."
[You are not allowed to touch my wife. ]
Xie Xingran had no choice but to let him be childish.
But unexpectedly, the next moment, the children's channel jumped to the adult channel.
Lu Ci's thoughts were also scattered, and he was thinking roguely:
[With this core strength, maybe I can have sex seven times a night like those in the domineering CEO novels~]
"Bang——" Xie Xingran was so frightened that he fell down again in an instant.
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