It's terrible. Mr. Lu is too clingy.
Chapter 61: Are you, the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law, secretly teasing me?
"Wait a minute." Xie Xingran raised his hand to call for a pause and sincerely suggested:
"Can you change your training method? It would be bad if your stunning appearance was damaged, right?"
Faced with her words that were for his own good, Lu Ci remained unmoved and took out the full-face mask he had prepared long ago and handed it to her.
"It's okay. Wear this and it won't hurt if you get hit."
Xie Xingran looked at him speechlessly: "Are you sure it won't hurt any more? I still have to go to work tomorrow. What will they say if I get bruised and battered?"
Lu Ci also thought about it and continued: "You said 'I' was beaten by my wife?"
Xie Xingran frowned unhappily: "Lu Ciye, do you want me to be known as a tigress?"
Lu Ci immediately retorted, "How could that be? Others will only think I'm henpecked. It's just being afraid of my wife, there's nothing shameful about it."
"Is there any difference?" Xie Xingran really admired his unique way of thinking.
"You being henpecked doesn't conflict with me being a tigress, so could you please stop ruining my reputation?
Also, can you please put your crossed legs down and sit properly?!"
His sloppy sitting posture changed instantly and he sat upright.
Lu Ci also puffed up his face in grievance and said:
"Why does it have to be a tigress? Can't you just say you're good at controlling your husband?"
Xie Xingran uttered angrily, narrowed his eyes, and said: "Okay, I'll show you what it means to control a husband."
Looking at the tall figure approaching step by step, Lu Ci couldn't help but feel scared and stood up.
"You, what do you want to do?"
In the bright hall, the two groups exchanged positions.
Those who were standing sat down, and those who were sitting stood facing the wall.
"That's it?" Lu Ci hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem yet, and had a haughty expression on his face.
"I'm not saying anything, I've been practicing since I was a kid, so my reflexes are amazing."
Xie Xingran just sneered when he heard this, "Then you have to be ready. Keep your lower body still and only tilt your head."
She leaned back in her chair, crossed her legs, threw the tennis ball up in her hand, and then caught it steadily.
Instead, it showed off 70% of the body's original romanticism and laziness.
Lu Ci also opened his legs and took a defensive stance, "Come on!"
At the beginning, Xie Xingran, like him, threw the ball unexpectedly.
But I have to say that Lu Ci is really powerful, and sneak attacks can't hit him at all.
"Hahaha, I told you, my reaction speed is very fast." Lu Ci was also arrogant and dodged with ease.
Xie Xingran smiled coldly, grabbed the tennis ball in the basket with both hands, and then aimed the ball at him.
Lu Ciye's confident expression finally disappeared, and he was shocked:
"Hey, hey, Xie Xingran, please don't take revenge on me personally!"
As the speed of throwing the ball became faster and faster, the amplitude of Lu Ci's legs swinging became larger and larger.
But his tone was still asking for a beating:
"Don't be so incompetent! Even though I'm powerful, if you accidentally smash this pretty face, you'll be in big trouble."
Xie Xingran no longer cared at this moment. He kept swinging his knife like a revenge machine.
Lu Ci also completely lost his composure and was hit by the ball and jumped around.
"Xie Xingran, take it easy!"
As soon as he finished shouting, no more balls were thrown at him.
But, it was not because Xie Xingran planned to let him go, but because there was no ball in the basket.
Seeing this, Lu Ci burst into laughter, forgetting himself with joy. "It's not broken, is it?"
The next second, retribution came.
He wasn't paying attention and stepped on a tennis ball on the ground, and the green tennis ball rolled under his feet.
Lu Ci also fell down on his butt.
"Ah!" He uttered several gasps of pain, and it took him a while to utter a complete sentence, "My butt."
Xie Xingran, who was still sitting in the chair, was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.
"It's your retribution." She stood up slowly and went to help him.
Facing the big hand that was stretched out, Lu Ci also let out a soft hum from his throat, but his expression looked like he was about to cry.
"It's all your fault. I'm in so much pain, and you're still laughing at me!"
Xie Xingran simply withdrew his hand and squatted beside him, mocking him wantonly: "Who made you so arrogant? You deserve it."
Lu Ci also sat on the ground, glaring at her, and threatened, "This is domestic violence. I'm going to sue you!"
"Tsk tsk." Xie Xingran's eyebrows curved slightly. "I'm so scared. Lu complained, you're not going to complain to grandma again, are you?"
"You! You're the one who's complaining to Lu!!"
[What an ugly name! It's even uglier than "Lu San Sui"! !]
Lu Ci was so angry that his chest was heaving. He stood up with difficulty and walked towards the sofa.
As he walked away, he threatened, "Just wait, I'm going to call my mom and tell her you're calling me a name."
[She doesn't respect me at all. My wife is so mean!]
Looking at his limping gait, Xie Xingran's eyes were filled with genuine smiles, their brilliance hard to conceal.
"Eh? Forget it, don't disturb Mom's vacation. I'm wrong, okay?"
Lu Ci also turned to look at her and saw that she was smiling, without any sign of feeling that she was wrong.
He turned his head and snorted, "No! You just don't learn your lesson. Last time you called me Lu San Sui, this time you called me Lu Gao Liao.
If I don't teach you a lesson, do you really think I'm a child who doesn't know how to protect my rights? "
Oh... So, your way of protecting your rights is to go around complaining like a child?
Seeing that he couldn't stop him, Xie Xingran let him go, turned around and went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and took out some candies.
When I came back again, I heard that he had already dialed the number and even pressed the speakerphone button.
"Mom! Your daughter-in-law is so rebellious."
Mrs. Lu is on vacation abroad, and it is afternoon here.
Hearing this accusatory tone, she drank her afternoon tea calmly.
"How can my daughter-in-law be considered a traitor? Don't use such nonsense words here."
Lu Ci also looked at the calm person next to him with a huff, "She gave me a nickname! A very ugly nickname!"
Mrs. Lu became interested and asked curiously, "Oh? What kind of nickname?"
Lu Ciye: "Is that the point? The point is that she doesn't respect the name you and dad gave me at all."
After rising to this height, Xie Xingran felt a little guilty. He touched his nose and said nothing.
"Should I call you Lu San Sui?" Mrs. Lu pointed out accurately.
Lu Ci was also shocked, "How do you know?! Have you and your mother-in-law secretly teased me?"
Xie Xingran: ...This is really unfair.
Mrs. Lu scoffed: "With your personality, it's strange that I can't guess it."
His inexplicable competitive spirit was aroused, and he said, "Then you will never guess what her other nickname for me is."
Mrs. Lu: "What is it?"
Lu Ciye: "Lu Gaoliao! She called me Lu Gaoliao, mom, don't you think it's infuriating!"
Mrs. Lu almost spit out a mouthful of tea, quickly put down the cup, and wiped her mouth with a tissue.
When I think of my son's silly look, I feel that it's not wrong for my daughter-in-law to call her daughter-in-law, it's just that it has a bit of doting sound.
Then he changed his mind and wondered when his own son had ever exposed his shortcomings like this.
There must be another purpose.
"Lu Ciye, you called me so late at night, ostensibly to complain to me," Mrs. Lu boldly guessed:
"You actually want me to eat dog food, right? I was saying why it smells like the sour smell of love."
[Oops~ I've been discovered.]
Xie Xingran: “???”
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