It's terrible. Mr. Lu is too clingy.
Chapter 24: Divorce before the marriage certificate is even warm?
Lu Ci also caught a glimpse of her expression of unable to hold back laughter, and knew that she didn't believe it.
I know my thoughts are a bit naive, but what can I do? I have to have some faith to support me.
He is afraid of the dark, and the only thing that can defeat darkness is light!
After chatting for a while, the two went to the bathroom to take a shower.
When Lu Ci came out of the shower, he saw Xie Xingran sitting in front of the bed which was neither too big nor too small, deep in thought.
There are no extra quilts, so it’s a problem what to use to separate the two tonight, and I can’t let grandma and the others know.
This also gave him a headache.
But looking at her extremely sad face, I thought to myself:
[There's no need to be so bitter and resentful. Can I still eat her? What can I do with my womanly body? I can't get up again.]
Thinking of this, Lu Ci also secretly looked somewhere.
[But in her spirit state, can I get it up? I'm so curious, is she curious too?]
Xie Xingran: ...
I'm curious?? I'm curious!!!
It is clearly a normal physiological phenomenon, but when it comes out of his mouth, it seems particularly "unusual".
Xie Xingran's eyebrows twitched violently, and she sat on the bed with her back to block his wanton gaze.
[What's this for? Don't you want to see me?]
Xie Xingran: Yes! I really don’t want to!
"Xie Xingran, it's time to blow dry your hair." Lu Ci also took out a hair dryer and called her while sitting on the sofa.
His posture and expression are like that of a big boss.
"Blow it yourself! It's your hair now." She refused, not wanting to pay any attention to this person who spoke without restraint.
But someone refused to do so and threatened:
"Then I'll go get it cut short tomorrow. It's mine anyway, so I can do whatever I want with it."
Upon hearing this, Xie Xingran turned his head abruptly and glared at him: "If you dare to cut your hair, I will cut it into a buzz cut!"
"Go ahead and cut it. Not to mention a buzz cut, even a bald head, with my looks, I can definitely pull it off. It just depends on whether you're willing to show up with short hair."
He had a nonchalant expression on his face and really deserved a beating.
Xie Xingran's chest heaved violently, and his eyes became moist almost instantly.
She has always had long hair since she was a child.
When grandma was alive, she used many methods to help her grow her hair, and sister Ayan also said that she looks good with long hair.
Keeping this long hair is like keeping a thought, she has gotten used to it.
So when Xie Xingran thought that he might cut his long hair, he felt angry and sad.
"You dare to cut me! I! I will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with you to divorce tomorrow!"
Noticing how angry she was, Lu Ci immediately backed down. He hadn't expected that a casual joke would cause such a big reaction from her.
The marriage certificate is not even warm yet and we are getting divorced.
He didn't want to be the first CEO in history to be abandoned within 24 hours of marriage.
"No! Don't divorce me, I was wrong—"
"What?! You want a divorce?!"
Before Lu Ci could finish his apology, he was interrupted by Old Madam Lu, who was eavesdropping and was frightened.
Looking at his grandmother who appeared at the door, he was about to explain, but Xie Xingran took the lead.
"Grandma, he wants to cut my hair. I've always had long hair, Grandma."
As soon as Xie Xingran saw Mrs. Lu, his grandmother's voice and appearance appeared before his eyes, and his voice couldn't help but be choked with sobs and grievances.
Madam Lu naturally had to make the decision for her. She stepped forward, raised her hand and struck without hesitation.
"What the hell are you trying to do, little brat?" He grabbed his ear and said, "Believe it or not, I'll shave your head and send you off to become a monk."
Lu Ci also grimaced in pain, "Grandma, grandma, I was just saying nonsense to scare her... It hurts, it hurts, grandma, don't forget, these are your granddaughter-in-law's ears!"
The magic power of these words was so great that Madam Lu let go instantly.
He looked at the two of them blankly and asked hesitantly, "Then, who should I fight?"
Lu Ci also jumped away like a monkey, and said after he was far away:
"Of course I won't hit anyone! Grandma, you and Mom have to be more restrained. You can't hit me as recklessly as you did before. After all, she and I are both your grandson, daughter-in-law, and wife now!"
This was a very shameless statement, but as long as it could avoid getting beaten, Lu Ci felt that it didn't matter.
Anyway, the face now is not his, hehe.
Unexpectedly, Xie Xingran spoke up obediently and blocked his words.
"It's okay, grandma. You and mom can beat him whenever you want. Don't worry about me."
"It's not Xie Xingran," Lu Ci added hastily, "You're so weak, do you believe you'd be covered in bruises after those two hits?"
Xie Xingran glanced at him with a smile and said, "It's okay."
Lu Ci also snorted angrily: "It doesn't matter, it's not you who's in pain."
Xie Xingran replied innocently: "Yes."
Lu Ciye: "You! You vicious woman!"
Glancing at him with cold contempt, Xie Xingran snorted and ignored him.
Anyway, it can’t be changed back now. It’s not “her” who was beaten, and it’s not her who is in pain.
So, who cares?
Oh, the one who gets beaten cares.
That being said, Madam Lu really didn't dare to use any more harsh measures.
He compromised and advised: "Xiao Xingxing, this brat deserves to be punished. You can beat him up in the future. You know your own body well. Just don't fight and get hospitalized."
Lu Ci's mouth twitched fiercely. What do you mean by "just don't fight and be hospitalized"?
There are only zero times and countless times of "domestic violence"!
He might as well...
"No, no, I finally have a wife, I can't divorce her. Tsk, go ahead and hit her. A man should be a man, and it's okay to give his wife a couple of smacks."
Thinking of this, Lu Ci became conflicted again. [But, I’m the “wife” now…]
Xie Xingran had already calmed down, but when he heard him fussing about these trivial things again, he rolled his eyes.
She said gently to Madam Lu: "Okay, grandma, I was just trying to scare him. I didn't really want a divorce. Don't take it seriously."
When Mrs. Lu heard this, a smile bloomed on her face again, and she felt completely relieved.
"That's good, that's good. I won't disturb you two anymore. Go to bed early."
As soon as Mrs. Lu left, the room fell into an eerie silence.
After a while, Lu Ci scratched his hair and hesitantly explained:
"I, I don't want to cut your hair. I just want you to help blow-dry your hair. You have too much hair and it's too difficult to blow dry."
Not only is it difficult to blow dry, but washing your hair is also incredibly troublesome. You have to slather all sorts of hair products on your hair like crazy, and you're not even allowed to skip a single step.
Xie Xingran lowered his eyes, walked silently behind him, and picked up the hair dryer.
"I understand. I will blow-dry my hair myself from now on. I won't bother you."
Her tone was clearly distant, and Lu Ci didn't know why he couldn't stand her treating him like that, and he felt very uncomfortable.
[No, she wouldn't secretly deduct points from me, would she?]
"I, I'm just lazy. Actually, I can blow it. It's not that troublesome, really.
From now on, leave your hair to me. I will take good care of it and ensure that there won’t be even a single split end.”
He grabbed the hair dryer and blew it himself, looking at her ingratiatingly while doing so.
Xie Xingran remained expressionless, but felt a little proud in his heart, and couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.
Humph, you want to keep being lazy?
There are no doors.
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