It's terrible. Mr. Lu is too clingy.

Xie Xingran finished washing the dishes and came out to see a drunk man.

Lu Ci also shouted at the bottle mouth which still had half of the beer:

"Don't be afraid, honey. I'll rescue you right away."

He put his hand in, but found that the bottle mouth was too small to reach in. Then he picked up a chopstick from somewhere and poked it into the bottle.

"Hurry up, honey! Grab this pole and I'll pull you up!"

Xie Xingran: ...Nervous.

"Your wife isn't in there, stop shouting."

Lu Ci didn't even raise his head. "No, she fell in. My wife is most afraid of water. I have to rescue her quickly."

After saying that, he pulled out the chopsticks, lowered his head and aimed his eyes at the mouth of the bottle, and leaned forward:

"Wife, wife, where are you? Hurry up and call me."

Then he continued to raise his hand, put the chopsticks in, and shouted at her to grab it quickly.

Xie Xingran couldn't help laughing. This man couldn't even stand steadily, and he still wanted to save her?

But she was still touched by his kindness.

So after thinking about it, she opened her mouth and made two "squeak-squeak" sounds as a response to what he said before.

Unexpectedly, the guy looked up at her and said, "Are you a mouse?"

Xie Xingran: ...

Although she is born in the Year of the Rat, she is not a rat!

I shouldn't have cooperated with him. I saw her and yet I didn't recognize her?!

"What should I do? My wife is going to drown. I'm going to be a widower. Wuuuuuu."

Lu Ci also stamped his feet anxiously, looking like he was about to cry.

Xie Xingran wanted to explain, but the next second he seemed to have come up with a solution and gestured at the table.

She immediately guessed what he was going to do and quickly raised her hand to stop him.

"Don't smash it."

"No." He pushed her away and said firmly, "I want to follow Sima Yi's example and smash the jar to rescue my wife."

What the hell Sima Yi, it was Sima Guang who broke the jar!

Xie Xingran was speechless. Not only would he go crazy when drunk, but his IQ would also drop. If he got drunk a few more times, he would probably become like a three-year-old child.

But after all, he was her legitimate and real husband. No matter how much she despised him, she still had to pamper him.

She held his face in her hands, looked into his drunken eyes, and said seriously:

"Look carefully, I am your wife. I am standing right here so I won't fall into the bottle."

Lu Ci also stopped smashing the bottles, as if he believed that she was the wife he was talking about.

But it’s too early for you to believe.

Lu Ci then said, "Don't mention it, you really do look a bit like my wife."

Xie Xingran: "It's not like, I am."

After saying that, he waved it away:

"My wife's hair is not pink, don't try to fool me. Tell me, where did you come from, you demon? How dare you pretend to be my wife? I'll beat you to death with my golden hoop stick."

"Bang——" A crisp sound.

Xie Xingran covered his head in pain and looked at the person in front of him in disbelief.

Seeing that he was about to hit him with the chopsticks, he immediately snatched them away and slapped him.

"Snap——" The same crisp sound.

Lu Ci's head was also slapped to the side, his hair was messy, and he didn't move for a long time, as if he was stunned by the slap.

Xie Xingran shook his hands, looked at him and asked, "Are you awake? Lu Ciye, you are really capable. You dare to hit me."

It's a pity that it's a complete waste of energy to tell a drunk to sober up.

"Wuwuwu..." He sat down and cried as if he had suffered a great injustice: "My wife beat me, I don't want to live anymore, wuwu, my face hurts..."

Xie Xingran instantly reflected on the strength he had just used.

But it didn't seem like she used much strength—probably about the same as when he hit himself on the head.

But he was crying. I think he was drunk and felt more pain, so he felt wronged.

Thinking of this, a guilty expression appeared on her face. She walked forward, hugged his head, and rubbed it soothingly in her arms.

He coaxed her like a child, "Don't cry, don't cry. It's my fault. I was too strong. It's my fault."

"Woo woo, sister, don't you love me anymore?"

Crybaby Lu hugged her waist tightly, tears streaming down his face, rubbing against her.

For the sake of the word "sister", Xie Xingran clenched his fist and endured it.

"No, how could I not love you? I love you the most."

"Then why did you hit me, sister? Woo, it really hurts." As he spoke, he rubbed against her arms, as if seeking comfort.

Xie Xingran blushed and held his head, preventing him from moving, and said softly:

"I was careless, please forgive me, okay?"

Lu Ci also sniffed, raised his head and chin, supported it in front of him, still holding her in his arms, and said:

"Okay then, I'll forgive you this time, but you're not allowed to do this again next time."

Xie Xingran couldn't stand it any longer, so he took a step back and pushed his head away: "Lu Ciye, don't pretend to be drunk and take advantage of me."

As soon as she left, a certain crybaby's lips twitched, his eyes filled with tears, and he pursed his lips again:

"Sister, I know I'm drunk, but I can't control myself, woo woo."

Xie Xingran: ...

People really laugh when they are speechless.

Xie Xingran bit his lip but couldn't suppress the upturned corners of his mouth. He held back his laughter and took out his mobile phone to record a video for him.

After the recording was finished, I comforted him: "Alright, alright, I know you can't control yourself."

She stepped forward, grabbed his arm, and helped him up: "Come on, follow me to the kitchen. After drinking the hangover soup, I can control you, the chicken."

After crying, Lu Ci became much calmer. He staggered to his feet and went to the kitchen with her, where he drank two bowls of sobering soup.

Afterwards, I wanted to guide him to wash and take a shower, but after Lu Ci washed, he no longer had the energy to do so.

Xie Xingran thought that since he had already taken a bath once, he might as well not take another one tonight.

He helped the man directly to the room, took off his coat and shoes, and put him on the bed.

I leaned over and sniffed him, the strong smell of alcohol.

Xie Xingran covered his nose in disgust, filled a basin with hot water to wipe his body, and finally changed him into pajamas.

As for the pants...let's just leave it like this for now.

During this time, Lu Ci also whined and made a lot of noise.

After a while, he asked her, "Do you love me? Sister, do you love me or not?"

Xie Xingran was busy rubbing his abdominal muscles and said perfunctorily: "Love, love, love, I love you the most, little dog."

Hearing this, Lu Ci also started barking like a dog the next second.

Yes, the dog was barking - woof woof woof. If you didn't know, you would think someone's dog was stolen.

Xie Xingran recorded it for him again.

After a while, he said to her stealthily, "Wife, let me show you my treasure."

He was about to unzip his pants when Xie Xingran blushed and slapped him lightly.

"Lu Ciye, you better behave yourself. If you continue to mess around, I'll beat you to death, believe it or not."

Lu Ci, who was slapped in the face, also covered his face and complained weakly, pitifully and helplessly:

"Wow, honey, you lied to me. You said you wouldn't hit me anymore, wow... and you still don't want to look at my baby. You don't love me at all???????????"

He cried so hard, so there was another round of comforting.

Almost an hour passed, and when he finally tricked the person into falling asleep, Xie Xingran was already sweating all over.

"If I let you drink again next time, I, Xie Xingran, will be a pig." She said angrily to herself.

After pouring the water, Xie Xingran took a quick shower with the remaining hot water, then went back to his room and lay down...

The autumn night was warm and cool, and the smell of alcohol on Lu Ci's body had faded a lot, and he was not as hot as before.

So Xie Xingran, who was used to sleeping with him in his arms, leaned over and kissed him on the corner of his lips.

After saying good night, I was so tired that I fell asleep.

I slept well at first, until midnight...