It's terrible. Mr. Lu is too clingy.

Lu Ci was not in a hurry. He pulled her to sit down and told her his thoughts again:

"Wife, let's buy a tent and set it up in the yard so we can look at the stars while we sleep.

There's a saying on the Internet, oh, it goes like this: sleep under a sky full of stars, wake up in a sea of ​​glowing sunshine. How wonderful!

Xie Xingran seemed to be thinking about something. It was indeed very good.

But, if he couldn't control himself while sleeping in the yard, wouldn't that be...

As expected, the useless guy had the same idea as her.

Just as I was thinking about how to reject his ill-intentioned proposal, the people around me suddenly called out:

"Ah! Wife, quickly kill this female mosquito! It actually dared to suck your husband's blood!"

Lu Ci also raised his arm angrily, where a mosquito was concentrating on sucking his blood.

Xie Xingran had no expression on his face. He slapped the mosquito, and the mosquito died. His arm also turned red.

Finally, she rubbed her palms on his clothes, as they had to be washed anyway.

"Ah~" His face was full of disgust. He elegantly took out a tissue and wiped the corpse and blood off his arm.

"Everything is good in the countryside, except that there are too many mosquitoes, buzzing around my ears," he said.

Xie Xingran suddenly had an idea and rejected his previous idea, saying that he didn't want to feed mosquitoes in vain.

Lu Ci also opened his mouth to explain, but she pushed him to take a shower without saying anything.

Before he left, he was still thinking:

"It's okay. I'll order one online and put it up in a few days. I'll decorate it to make it cozy. I don't believe my wife won't want to sleep in it."

Xie Xingran: ...

The matter of the tent is still to be discussed, but in any case, we must sleep in the bedroom tonight.

After putting down the mosquito net, Lu Ci turned over and rolled into her arms out of habit, hugging her waist and rubbing against her.

Xie Xingran didn't suspect anything, hugged him back, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

【That's not right! 】

Xie Xingran: “?”

Lu Ci also suddenly opened his eyes and did the opposite operation.

"I'm a grown man now! How can I be held like a woman? It's so unmanly. I have to break this habit."

Xie Xingran raised his head in his arms, looking at his arrogant look with his nose in the air. He was quite speechless, but somehow he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Lu Ci strongly suspected that he was the one she was laughing at, so he gave up and asked with a dark face:

"Wife, are you laughing at me?"

Xie Xingran laughed so hard that his chest trembled, but he tried to hold it back but couldn't. "No, it's not."

She denied it, and to save his face, she said something nonsense: "I, I suddenly thought of a joke, it's so funny."

In front of her, Lu Ci rarely acted manly.

But he always likes to show off, and his acting skills are poor, so he looks pretentious and cute.

"Is that really the case? Then tell me, what is that joke?" He still didn't believe it and wanted to get to the bottom of it.

Xie Xingran reacted quickly, searched his mind, coughed and asked:

"Why do you think pigs can't drive?"

Lu Ci also answered seriously: "Because it can't pass the driving test."

Xie Xingran: "Then why can't it get a driver's license?"

Lu Ci also pondered for a moment, but stopped thinking and asked, "Why?"

Xie Xingran: "Because pigs don't have feet, they only have trotters!"

Lu Ciye: ...

After saying that, Lu Ci didn't laugh. Instead, Xie Xingran laughed at the cold joke he came up with on the spur of the moment.

Lu Ci looked at her helplessly and dotingly as she laughed until she was out of breath, hoping in his heart that she could always be so happy.

"Are you craving pig's trotters?" He took the opportunity to start the conversation: "Just say it directly. No need to beat around the bush."

Xie Xingran was actually a little greedy after hearing this: "When will you make pig's trotters for me?"

He stroked her long hair again and again.

Before the exchange, he didn't like to touch this long hair except to take care of it, but now that it's back, he likes to touch it instead.

"If I can buy pig's trotters tomorrow, I'll make them for you."

Xie Xingran smiled with satisfaction and rubbed his chest unconsciously.

The action is dependent, but the words are strong: "You are so good. When sister finishes eating, I will reward you with a bone."

Puppies love to eat bones.

Lu Ci also chuckled, "That's not necessary. My little dog only likes to eat meat, not bones."

Xie Xingran: "Okay, you little dog is so rebellious that you don't even want to eat bones. I'll starve you for a few days and you'll be obedient."

As soon as she finished speaking, someone turned over and carefully pressed her onto the soft quilt.

"Then you're wrong, sister." He leaned over, bit her ear, and continued, "My little dog will never be obedient."

After saying that, he kissed the corner of her mouth little by little, and stayed there, lingering tenderly.

But that’s all, I don’t dare touch anything else.

—

The next morning, the two went out to the street again.

The car Lu Ci drove this time was very low-key and not flashy at all, so Xie Xingran allowed him to drive out.

When they arrived in town and parked the car, they held hands affectionately and strolled on the street.

We bought the light bulbs and pig's trotters that we had planned for yesterday, and also bought some vegetables, all of which were carried by Lu Ci.

Although the stores in the town are not as big as those in the city center, they generally have a wide range of types.

When passing by a barber shop for the third time, Lu Ci also stopped.

Xie Xingran saw through his thoughts, remained silent for a moment, and then advised earnestly:

"You don't want to cut your hair, do you? The barbers here aren't very professional, so I advise you to think carefully. If you get an ugly haircut, I'll just pretend you're not my husband anymore."

Lu Ci also shook his head and raised his hand to smooth the hair on his forehead. The loose hair fell smoothly from his hand bit by bit.

He was quite confident: "Oh, with my face, even if he gets a bowl cut, he won't look ugly. Honey, your worry is unnecessary."

Xie Xingran narrowed his eyes: "Okay, I'll ask the barber to give you a bowl cut."

Lu Ci's expression also froze: "Forget it, wife, I can't live without you."

Implicit meaning: You can't give up on me as your husband.

Xie Xingran sneered.

Lu Ci still held her hand and walked in: "But honey, I'm not going to get a haircut, I'm going to dye my hair."

She looked a little surprised: "Why are you dyeing your hair?"

Without waiting for someone to respond on impulse, the barber perked up instantly when he saw someone entering the shop and came forward to say:

"Hey guys, do you want a haircut, perm, or dye? We're having a promotion right now, 10% off for couples."

Xie Xingran: ...

Why would a barbershop offer couples discounts? And it's only 99% off, that's too stingy. ＼(`Δ')／