I just want to be a middleman

While Qian Duoduo was still busy refining the elixir, the background messages kept ringing. When he clicked on them, he saw that they were all asking if the slimming pill was useful... You already have the system, why don't you expand your horizons a little? Beauty, it must be useful, but Qian Duoduo can't eat it now.

Otherwise, I will give you a before-and-after comparison of slimming pills. Modern diet pills will either make you dizzy or nauseous. There is also a type that causes diarrhea, the kind that makes your intestines come out. And you dare not fart because you don’t know whether it is a fart or...right!

Many people suffer from the inability to buy genuine products even with money. In modern times, there's only one way to lose weight: control your diet and move your legs. But now there's good news for dieters—the perfect weight loss method, "Slimming Pills."

Lu Lingfeng: "Hello, I want to ask if this slimming pill is healthy?"

Duoduo Grocery Store: "Absolutely healthy and effective, looking forward to your try."

There was no reply from the system, and Jin Chun was still wondering whether it was worth buying this time.

Jin Chun, also known by the online name "Lu Lingfeng Hezai", has always been fat because he took hormone drugs when he was sick as a child. No matter how good his grades are or how outstanding his performance is, he has no chance to show it.

I also thought about losing weight at one point, but before college, I lived with my parents, who would prepare nutritious meals for Jin Chun every day. Not to mention that Jin Chun also had a grandmother who was a grandparent. When I wanted to lose weight, my family said no, no, it was a blessing to be a little fat. After the college entrance examination, Jin Chun gained weight to over 200 pounds.

This made Jin Chun feel even more inferior. When he was in college, he tried all kinds of weight-loss pills and also relied on dieting to lose weight, but when the weight rebounded, Jin Chun wanted to die even more. He started exercising to lose weight, and ended up injuring his knee. Under the strange eyes of his classmates and teachers, Jin Chun was once breathless. Just when he wanted to give up, he thought of his loving parents and relatives, and Jin Chun gritted his teeth and persisted. Unexpectedly, there was a turn of events, and he got the opportunity of the system.

When I was looking today, I found out that there were slimming pills. It was all God's will. Jin Chun sat in the dormitory and made up his mind to buy the slimming pills, and a course of treatment.

Just after I bought Jin Chun, I received a message saying, "Please prepare bath water before use. After using this product, dirt may be discharged from the body."

Jin Chun was still wondering what the dirt was, so he took one of the pills and locked the rest in the dormitory closet. After taking the pills for half an hour, Jin Chun felt a rumbling in his stomach, so he quickly got up and ran to the toilet.

It wasn't the kind of diarrhea, but the kind of smooth bowel movement. If Jin Chun didn't flush the toilet in the middle, the toilet in the dormitory would be blocked. After flushing five times, Jin Chun finally came out of the toilet. As soon as he sat down, he felt like he smelled bad, then he rubbed his arms hard and the black mud fell off.

Jin Chun found his clothes and went in to take a shower. While taking a shower, he rubbed out several pounds of mud and rubbed every place that could be rubbed clean. When Jin Chun came out and looked in the mirror, he found that he seemed to have become a little whiter.

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After Qian Duoduo finished refining the pills, he saw that there were no healing pills, so he started looking for medicinal herbs again, "Does Fulai have Panax notoginseng? It would be best if it comes from the orc world." Qian Duoduo decided to use all the herbs from the orc world to refine the pills, and the ones he would eat must be the best.

"It seems so. I'll find it for you."

Qian Duoduo fetched another bucket of spiritual spring water as a backup. After Fulai found all the herbs, Qian Duoduo, who had put three meditation talismans on himself, began to refine the pills. He processed each herb and put them in, controlling the heat, then added the spiritual spring water and herbs to slowly boil it into a potion, and then used spiritual energy to make pills.

Qian Duoduo finally transferred all the spiritual energy into the alchemy furnace, waited for the time to come, and then started the furnace.

Qian Duoduo hadn't even started the furnace yet, but a fragrant smell of medicine wafted out, which was refreshing and pleasant.

After opening the furnace and taking out the pills wrapped with spiritual energy, he saw that some of them were Xuan grade, and some were Huang grade. Two grades came out of one furnace. It should be that Qian Duoduo did not supply enough spiritual energy at the last moment.

After putting the bottle in the bottle, the communication jade slip lit up. "Duoduo, are you there?" Ling Wei's cute voice came from it.

"I'm here. What happened to Ling Wei?"

"Gather at the sect gate tomorrow morning to take the immortal boat to the secret realm. Don't forget!"

"Okay, I understand. Is there anything else?" Si Lingwei's voice was hesitant, so Qian Duoduo asked another question.

"Um... Duoduo, I want to stay with you tomorrow, is that okay? On the Immortal Boat." Sure! That's perfect! I'll prepare books like [How to Identify a White Lotus], [How to Tear Apart a Green Tea], and [Teach You 99 Ways to Identify a Scumbag] for you soon! I'll also find you some novels where scumbag men and women get together and use the female protagonist as a sacrifice.

"Yes, sure, Ling Wei." Qian Duoduo agreed readily.

"Then see you tomorrow!" As soon as the communication jade slip was hung up, Qian Duoduo asked Fulai to prepare these books and convert them all into the current language. Qian Duoduo also had to learn the language here, otherwise it would be inconvenient in the future.

I also have to prepare novels for her, especially the kind where her fiancé suddenly brings back a woman one day, and everyone around him is influenced by this woman and treats the heroine badly, and then the heroine is wronged, and finally dies.

Qian Duoduo meditated and practiced all night, and the next day he went directly to the sect gate to find Si Lingwei. From a distance he saw Si Lingwei in a red robe, looking very heroic, with her hands clasped and a sword in her arms.

There was also a little boy who looked to be about ten years old next to her. He kept whispering in Si Lingwei's ear, "Be careful when you go out. Don't trust others easily." "If someone bullies you and you can't beat them, just run away. There are many magic weapons in the storage bag I gave you. Remember to take them out and have a look."

"Senior brother, you have said it many times, I have remembered it in my heart. Senior brother, please stop repeating it, okay? I will bring you good things when I come back." Si Lingwei covered her ears and turned around to see Qian Duoduo.

"Duoduo, you're here!" Qian Duoduo wondered for a moment if he saw the halo of the heroine. Si Lingwei was running towards him. There were so many people around her, but he could only see Si Lingwei so bright and beautiful.

"Senior brother, this is Qian Duoduo, the new disciple of Master Lu. This is my senior brother, Su Xingcheng." Si Lingwei stood in the middle and introduced Qian Duoduo and the other two.

"Senior Brother" Qian Duoduo bowed to Su Xingcheng.

"Yeah." You were so talkative just now, but now you're so cold?

"Fulai, what was the original ending of Su Xingcheng?" Qian Duoduo looked at Su Xingchen's attitude towards Si Lingwei and felt that something was not right.

"It turns out he's dead. He fell into evil to avenge Si Lingwei, and then the male protagonist led people to strangle him. He was the only one who stood by the female protagonist and supported and believed in her."

Oh~ I see! Qian Duoduo feels like he's rooting for this couple. Su Xingchen wasn't fooled by the intruder, Jiang Yurou. He still stood firmly by the heroine. What a loving man! Qian Duoduo's life is all about rooting for the heroine and the second male lead.

The immortal boat arrived at this time, and the two people who said goodbye to Su Xingcheng boarded the immortal boat. This time, the team was led by Elder Qiu from the Mission Hall and Elder Yan from the Law Enforcement Hall.

Qian Duoduo and Si Lingwei boarded the fairy boat and randomly chose a room on the second floor. They opened the room's restrictions as soon as they entered and then lay down on the bed.

"Ling Wei, have you been fasting?"

"If you have time, eat. If you don't have time, take the fasting pills. What about you?"

"I will definitely eat if I have time. I feel uncomfortable if I don't eat. If I don't have time to eat, I will take fasting pills." Qian Duoduo sat up and took out two wooden bowls of spicy hot pot, and asked Si Lingwei to get out of bed and eat.

"I made it myself and it's delicious. Let's have some together." Qian Duoduo made it himself and paid someone to make it for him. One is not spicy, and the other is made with butter and spicy.

"Duoduo, it smells so good!" Si Lingwei picked up an egg dumpling, beef roll and mutton roll and ate them in big mouthfuls.

What must be added to Malatang?

It's definitely instant noodles! And Gongcai! It's so crunchy and delicious. And you have to add winter melon and pumpkin, and meat! Chicken and beef!

You have to drink some soup after eating. The spicy hot pot soup base now seems to have a milky taste. I don’t know if it is Sanhua evaporated milk or real pure milk. It doesn’t matter. As long as it tastes good, that’s fine!

As soon as Si Lingwei finished eating, she sat down to practice. This is really what she did (thumbs up). Qian Duoduo took out the book he had prepared for her and placed it on the table. "Lingwei, if you are tired of practicing, just read the book I prepared for you. It's very interesting!"

Then Qian Duoduo also started meditating. Since the heroine was so talented and worked so hard, he couldn't fall behind! When he opened his eyes in the morning, he saw that Si Lingwei hadn't finished yet.

Qian Duoduo walked to the window quietly, then opened it to look at the scenery. The wind was reduced by more than half by the protective shield of the fairy boat, and only a small amount of wind blew on Qian Duoduo's face.

Viewing the scenery from above is like being transported to a whole new world. Beneath the blue sky and white clouds, the earth resembles a vibrant, colorful painting: rolling hills, winding rivers, and forests blanketing the landscape like a vast, dark green carpet. The passing lakes mirror the colors of the sky. Sunlight bathes the earth, making everything appear exceptionally bright and vivid. It's a truly captivating perspective, allowing Qian Duoduo to experience firsthand the grandeur and beauty of nature.