Fast Travel: The Hundred-Life Couple

When Ye Xiaoli heard Liu Baiwei's words from the servant, he had not yet gotten up. He had been up too late with Xiao Dongxu yesterday.

This guy is not good at playing, and he refuses to admit defeat. Ye Xiaoli competed with him, and the two of them didn't go to bed until dawn.

But even if he got up, Ye Xiaoli would not take Liu Baiwei seriously. Even though Liu Baiwei was pregnant now, Ye Xiaoli did not take her seriously.

Apart from three high-ranking concubines (Gui, Xian, and Shu), there was no queen or imperial concubine in the palace, so the concubines did not need to pay their respects. The empress dowager did not like these non-laying hens in the harem and did not allow them to pay their respects.

Therefore, after Liu Baiwei asked Xiaohong to pass the news to Ye Xiaoli, she waited for Ye Xiaoli to be provoked by her and come to the palace to see her.

As a result, I waited for the whole morning but still didn't see anything. I was so angry that my face turned green.

Liu Baiwei took note of Ye Xiaoli again in her heart, thinking that the Wanshou Festival would be in a few days, and then she would settle the debt with Ye Xiaoli with interest.

[0835 System, you should have a way to make me look like I'm having a miscarriage, right? I'll have a conflict with Ye Xiaoli then. Just make my body show signs of a miscarriage that the imperial physician can't diagnose.]

She gave the order to No. 0835 with confidence.

0835 actually hated Liu Baiwei's behavior of not concentrating on giving birth to offspring and thinking about scheming with others all day long, but if the person she was fighting against was Ye Xiaoli, she would quite support her.

After all, System 0835 is very intelligent, and all its actions are guided by the future development of the Zerg. Ye Xiaoli and Xiao Dongxu are strong competitors for the Zerg in Liu Baiwei's heart.

The Zerg it represents will of course be at war with the couple until the death.

System 0835 said in a haughty tone: [Don't worry, this system is highly skilled. Just don't let yourself down when the time comes. However, it seems that a mere Concubine like you are not qualified to attend the Wanshou Banquet, right?]

Even if she was qualified, her elder sister would interfere and not let her participate.

Liu Baiwei said confidently: [I have my own ideas.]

In a blink of an eye, the Wanshou Festival arrived, and Xiao Dongxu brought Ye Xiaoli into the palace to celebrate Xiao Jian's birthday.

"Ah - please forgive me, Princess Crown Prince. I deserve to die. I didn't mean it. Please forgive me, Princess Crown Prince..." A palace maid accidentally spilled wine on Ye Xiaoli.

The palace maid was quickly covered with her mouth and dragged away.

Xiao Dongxu frowned unhappily, and Ye Xiaoli was speechless.

Does Liu Baiwei have to use this method if she wants to see her?

Fortunately, she had the foresight to wear her least favorite outfit to attend the emperor's birthday. After all, today would be an unlucky day.

However, in order to avenge the dress, she still had to go meet Liu Baiwei.

Even though it was a dress she disliked, as long as it was her dress, no matter how much she disliked it, she could not let the mastermind behind other clothes bully her (get wet).

There's nothing I can do about it, she's the type to protect her own people.

"My dear husband, please wait for me to change my clothes." Ye Xiaoli instructed Xiao Dongxu.

"Can you do it by yourself? How about I come with you?" It was boring for him to be here alone.

"No need. You are the focus of everyone's attention every time you appear. I don't want the court officials to think that you only care about your wife." She whispered to Xiao Dongxu, took Taohong to change clothes, and left Liulv with Xiao Dongxu.

Observe who wants to poach her and is planning to do so, so that she can report it in time.

"Ye Xiaoli, this concubine has finally waited for you!" In the imperial garden, Xiaohong was carrying an exquisite lantern, and Liu Baiwei was standing next to a huge rockery.

"You didn't expect that it was me, the Concubine, who designed to lure you here." She said proudly.

Ye Xiaoli had a blank expression on his face, his tone revealing incredible grief and sorrow: "I had long guessed that you would find an opportunity to retaliate against me as soon as you entered the palace. I took every precaution, but still couldn't prevent it.

I never thought you, Liu Baiwei, would be so resourceful, calculating, strategic, intelligent, as smart as Zhou Yu and even more so than Kong Ming... I really underestimated you before."

Taohong's mouth twitched and Xiaohong's eyes were empty.

No. 0835 did not quite understand the profoundness of the Chinese language and culture. When he heard Ye Xiaoli admit that he had been the victim of such a crude plot, his impression that all humans were stupid was further deepened.

Liu Baiwei raised her chin with a proud look on her face: "You have fallen into the trap I set. Now you know, it's too late."

Taohong's mouth continued to twitch, and Xiaohong's eyes remained empty.

Ye Xiaoli was "terrified" and his tone was extremely "panic": "Ah? Taohong, take me away! Get away from here quickly! This is a dangerous place! Liu Baiwei must have set up a trap for me in advance. If I stay here any longer, I will definitely fall into an irretrievable situation!

escape--!"

Finally, she screamed at the top of her lungs.

Seeing Ye Xiaoli so frightened, Liu Baiwei felt a peak of satisfaction. She nimbly took a step forward and said, "Hmph, Ye Xiaoli, after tonight, you'll be bracing for the ensuing storm!"

At this time, chaotic and detailed footsteps came from not far away. Liu Baiwei was just about to pretend that Ye Xiaoli had pushed her down and frame Ye Xiaoli.

Who would have thought that Ye Xiaoli took a step forward and pushed her hard, causing her back to hit the rockery hard. She screamed in pain and fell to the ground.

Ye Xiaoli also took the opportunity to kick her hard in the stomach.

"You!" Liu Baiwei rolled on the ground holding her lower abdomen in pain.

[How could this be…?] She asked System 0835 in her mind.

【not good--】

She only heard No. 0835 say something hurriedly, and then she could no longer contact it because Ye Xiaoli turned on the detector disguised as a bracelet on her wrist before taking action.

No. 0835 was forced into hibernation.

"Ah, here it is!" someone shouted.

"Ah, my stomach hurts! My stomach hurts!" Seeing Xiao Jian, Xiao Dongxu and their group coming over, Liu Baiwei decided to reveal at this moment that she was pregnant.

"Your Majesty! My stomach hurts!"

Xiao Hong immediately knelt down and anxiously continued her line: "Your Majesty, please call the imperial physician as soon as possible. It seems that our Concubine Wei has had a miscarriage due to the eldest prince's wife!"

"What? Miscarriage?" Everyone was shocked.

"Slave, stop talking nonsense!"

Xiao Dongxu quickly stepped forward and hugged Ye Xiaoli, then spat out a mouthful of blood mist, as if he was about to die of anger at Xiaohong's slander of Ye Xiaoli.

This time, Xiao Jian didn't bother to care about Xiao Dongxu. With a look of joy and anger on his face, he strode over to Liu Baiwei. Sure enough, he smelled the blood on her body and saw the blood stains under her clothes and...

Two bloody "crabs".

"What is this!" Xiao Jian, who was about to hug Liu Baiwei, quickly stepped back and looked at the two "crabs" crawling out from under Liu Baiwei's skirt in shock.

It looks a lot like a "crab", but it's not. It's just an underdeveloped version of the Zerg hatchling.

"Ah, monster!" Concubine Liu Bailian blurted out, and then quickly covered her mouth, pretending that she had not said anything just now. In fact, as soon as she finished speaking, she regretted it so much.

She and Liu Baiwei are sisters, and they share the same fate. If Liu Baiwei is confirmed to have given birth to a monster, she will definitely die, and all the girls in the Liu family, including her, will be implicated.

He became an existence that all the wealthy and powerful people in the capital avoided.

"What? Monster?"

"Two monsters crawled out of Wei Jieyu's belly..." Whispers came from behind.

"No, I'm not pregnant with a monster. My child is still in my belly! It's certain, Your Majesty. If you don't believe me, please ask the imperial physician to take my pulse!"

Liu Baiwei thought of the inexplicable number 0835 and felt guilty and short of breath when she refuted it.

"Someone, come and kill these two monsters for me!" Xiao Jian's face looked extremely ugly as he listened to the discussions everywhere.

The guards immediately stepped forward and chopped for a long time, but the two "crabs" were still crawling on the ground. Their shells were hard, and the knives and axes were like tickles on their bodies.

"I wonder if burning this thing with fire will work!" Ye Xiaoli suddenly asked while being held in Xiao Dongxu's arms.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Jian gave an order: "Come, throw them into the fire!"

The guards fetched charcoal and iron buckets, put the "crabs" in them, and lit them with torches.

While no one was paying attention, Ye Xiaoli also took a torch and went forward to join in the fun. He found an opportunity to put the Golden Crow Fire from the cultivation world in, and then burned the two "crabs" to ashes.

At this time, the imperial physician arrived late. Xiao Jian sat on a chair, holding his forehead with his hand. His temples were throbbing. He pointed at Liu Baiwei and said, "Check with Concubine Wei to see if she is pregnant."

The imperial physician placed a handkerchief under his arm and felt Liu Baiwei's pulse. After a moment, he knelt on the ground with a trembling face, his voice trembling, "Your Majesty, I am not well-trained and dare not speak nonsense!"

"Just tell me what her pulse condition is." Xiao Jian's brows were gloomy, as if it was a sign of anger before going on a rampage.

The imperial physician closed his eyes and slammed his forehead against the ground. "Concubine Wei's pulse is the same as that of a woman who has just given birth."

"What, like a woman who just gave birth? Doesn't that mean that Concubine Wei gave birth to two monsters?" The straightforward niece of the Empress Dowager, Concubine Shu, said carelessly.

"Ah? Doesn't that mean Wei Jieyu herself is a monster?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Jian looked at Liu Baiwei with unfathomable eyes.

Liu Baiwei was frightened by all this. When she heard others call her a monster, she came to her senses. She hurriedly tried to hug Xiao Jian's legs to refute his plea, but before she could touch Xiao Jian's clothes, she was kicked away by Xiao Jian.

"Puff..." She spat out a mouthful of blood and persevered as she crawled towards Xiao Jian, racking her brains to find an excuse. "Your Majesty, I don't know what's going on. Perhaps I'm just sick."

Ye Xiaoli said quietly, "Who gets sick and gives birth to two crabs?"