Zongman: Nohara Shinnosuke is about to be chopped off

Shin-chan ignored Ran Mouri and suddenly turned around, stretched out his hand to make a pistol gesture, and shot Xiaokui.

"Biu, Xiaokui, you've been shot, cooperate with me."

Xiao Kui found it very interesting to see the old man acting like a drama queen, so she followed his "script".

Pretending to be hit, he slowly sat down on the ground and cooperated with the performance.

To adults, Shin-chan's behavior is absolutely childish and ridiculous.

But for Xiaokui, a primary school student, it is just right.

"What the hell are you two doing?"

Mao Lilan looked helpless and her eyes wandered back and forth between the two people behaving strangely.

I really don't understand what they are crazy about?

"I felt something was wrong with you when I answered the phone ten minutes ago. Why are you so flustered when we just heard that we were coming to your house?"

Xiaoxin pinched his throat, trying hard to disguise his voice as a girl, and tried to imitate Xiaokui's speech.

"What are you talking about? You guys are coming to my house suddenly, of course I'm a little flustered!"

Mao Lilan responded with a helpless smile.

"Hmph, then how do you explain the sweaty and breathless look you had just now? A normal person wouldn't be so tired at home, right?"

Xiaoxin raised an eyebrow, looking very confident.

"Are you crazy? Can't I clean up a little to welcome you?"

Mao Lilan felt angry and amused at the same time.

There's really nothing we can do about Shin-chan, a guy with such a unique imagination.

"Still quibbling!"

Shin-chan shook his head, his face full of distrust of Mao Lilan's explanation.

"When you eliminate all the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how outrageous, is the truth. You just killed someone and hid the body, right?"

At this moment, after some "rigorous" reasoning by the "famous detective Shinnosuke",

Shin-chan pointed at Ran Mouri seriously and exposed her crime.

But to Shin-chan's great disappointment, Mao Lilan did not kneel down to repent, but applauded.

"Shinnosuke, I've seen a lot of detectives, but you're the worst detective I've ever seen. My dad is a hundred times better than you."

It seems that Kogoro Mouri, who is nicknamed the "confused detective" by others, has finally met a detective whose reasoning ability is even worse than his.

"Xiao Kui, can you tell me now what the two of you are doing?"

Mao Lilan sighed helplessly.

She felt that her own thinking could not keep up with the strange thinking of the brother and sister.

I kept wondering: Are these two people really living on the same planet as me?

"Hehe, Sister Xiaolan, haven't you watched TV recently? There's a new comedy animation called "Detective Ke Xin" recently. The protagonist is a little boy who looks five years old and has the brains of a five-year-old.

He likes to shoot people with an anesthetic watch and a tie voice changer that can imitate other people's voices. He always makes simple cases super complicated. My brother was fascinated by him as soon as he saw him. He is now imitating that Ke Xin. "

Xiao Kui spread her hands and patiently explained the two people's behavior to Mao Li Ran, who was out of touch with the times.

"I see, Shinnosuke, you really are acting in your true colors. If you're second to none in making things more complicated, no one can be first."

Mao Lilan suddenly realized and couldn't help laughing and teasing Shin-chan.

"Who said that? I, the great detective Shinnosuke, was seriously reasoning just now."

When Shin-chan heard this, he immediately straightened his back and righteously defended his "reputation as a detective".

"What's so good about detectives? Detectives are the most annoying."

Mao Lilan couldn't help but complain in a low voice.

"Sister Xiaolan, do you hate detectives?"

Xiaokui looked at Mao Lilan with wide eyes and a curious look on her face.

After all, Sister Xiaolan's father and childhood sweetheart are both detectives, and she actually hates detectives. This is beyond Xiaokui's expectation.

"I wouldn't say I hate them, I just don't understand why those detectives are so obsessed with reasoning about complicated murders when they can't even figure out their own emotions."

Mao Lilan sighed helplessly, and a trace of loneliness flashed in her eyes.

Whether it was the breakdown of the relationship between his father, Maori Kogoro, and his mother, or their separation,

It was her childhood sweetheart, Kudo Shinichi, who would leave her aside when a case came up, focusing solely on the case and ignoring her.

All these made Mao Lilan feel very worried.

Xiao Kui noticed that Mao Lilan was in a low mood, so she quickly took her arm affectionately, and pulled her into the house with a smile.

"Sister Xiaolan, let's not talk about these unhappy things. We have been standing outside the door for a long time, let's go in quickly."

The three of them sat down on the sofa in the office, but Mao Lilan was in a daze, immersed in her own troubled thoughts.

When Xiao Kui saw this, she became anxious and quickly thought of changing the topic to save the situation:

"Sister Xiaolan, please get us something to drink. We are a little thirsty after walking all this way."

"Oh, sorry, sorry, I was careless and forgot to prepare drinks for you."

Only then did Mao Lilan come to her senses. She quickly got up and walked to the refrigerator to check what was left in the house.

"Hey, hey, bro."

Xiaokui lowered her voice and woke up Xiaoxin who was still immersed in his detective fantasy.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Xiaoxin came back to his senses and looked at Xiaokui with a confused look on his face.

"Sister Xiaolan is not in a good mood. You should think of a way to comfort her."

Although her brother usually seems unreliable, Xiao Kui still subconsciously asks him for help when she encounters trouble.

"Comforting people? I think I did something similar a few months ago..."

Xiaoxin touched his chin and recalled carefully.

His previous comfort seemed to be quite successful. It seems that he is quite good at this.

"I'm sorry, there's only milk left at home."

Mao Lilan took the milk carton with a slightly apologetic look, poured milk for the two of them and brought it over.

"Unicorn, don't you have any specialties? You only use milk to deal with me, which is not very nice."

Shin-chan educated Mao Lilan with a serious face.

You can’t be so casual when entertaining guests!

Mao Lilan, who was already in a depressed mood, became even more furious after hearing this: "What do you want? Do you want me to stir-fry the milk carton for you?"

"Oh, it really makes me sad. No one in this family takes me seriously anymore."

"This isn't your home, why should I take you seriously?"

Mao Lilan retorted unhappily.

Seeing the two of them arguing with each other, Xiao Kui was completely confused.

Didn't she ask her brother to comfort Xiaolan? How did it turn into a quarrel?

Is this Xiaoxin's way of comforting himself?

But...it seems to be somewhat effective?

Xiao Kui looked at the two people who were bickering with each other. At least now Mao Li Ran was more energetic and not as depressed as before.

As they argued, they both felt dry in the mouth and picked up the milk in front of them and drank it all in one gulp.

"Ah~ It's better to drink pure milk!

Xiaoxin finished a glass of milk in one breath and licked his lips with satisfaction.

“Is there any impure milk?”

No matter how she thought about what Shin-chan said, Mao Lilan felt it was weird.

"Alright, alright, you two, it seems like you're all in good spirits now, so stop arguing. Friends should get along well with each other."

Xiao Kui was afraid that the two would start arguing again, so she quickly stood in the middle to block their view.

"I see... Shinnosuke, why are you picking on me all of a sudden?"

When Mao Lilan heard what Xiao Kui said, she immediately understood what the two people meant.

It turned out that the two of them were worried about me and wanted me to cheer up, so they were arguing with me.

"Looking for trouble? Who is looking for trouble? I'm just trying to comfort you.

"Really? Your way of comforting me is really infuriating."

Ran Mao Li looked at Shin-chan with a confused face and her eyes twitched involuntarily.

She finally understood that Shin-chan was not trying to be irritating, he was just irritating by nature!