The melon owner had a seizure, and I was taken in by the state

As predicted in the trailer from the moment he appeared, Cen Yao was trying to scam Xie Jiang to promote their relationship at night, but no one expected him to reveal that he bought trending searches to discredit He Yanqi.

Oh, and there's also hooking up with rich older sisters, getting their resources and then calling them aunt.

Cen Yao is a double-faced person

The poor little thing targeted by Cen Yao

Double penetration

Although I love men, I still want to touch porcelain and stir up CP

How to win the award without AC points

Five hot search terms related to Cen Yao appeared on various platforms and rushed to the top of the hot list at the speed of a rocket.

The variety show has been viewed online nearly 90 million times.

Since live variety shows have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, no variety show has ever been able to gain such astonishing popularity.

Director Wu's jaw nearly dislocated from laughing. His eyes, shrunken by fat, stared intently at the director's split screen, and the salty and humid sea breeze became sweet and refreshing.

Cen Yao clearly felt that everyone was looking at him with a wrong look. The look, which was filled with contempt and a bit of disdain, made him feel very uncomfortable.

He poured himself a glass of iced coconut water and noticed that the youngest student, Lu Ziqian, was deliberately keeping a distance from him, and the feeling of uneasiness gradually grew.

That weird feeling has been there since I landed on the island, and it has now reached its peak.

He couldn't understand what he had done to anger everyone and make everyone unwilling to maintain their basic dignity when facing him.

However, no one answered his doubts.

The second group of candidates for the question-and-answer session will begin to be drawn.

The lucky little baby He Yanqi made the list again and drew Yu Younian, who was one step away from Cen Yao.

The two sat facing each other with serious expressions.

Xie Jiang enjoyed watching the fun and after finishing the last piece of dried meat, he subconsciously reached out to pull Song Mingheng's hand.

Song Mingheng curled the corners of his lips and looked down at his hooked fingers.

The cool touch spread up along his fingertips, and dense electric currents continuously hit his heart, bringing him incomparable pleasure.

He pinched the girl's cold, slender fingers for some unknown reason and placed the looted dried meat into her soft palm.

"Thanks." Xie Jiang retracted his hand, and couldn't wait to open the package of dried meat and start eating with satisfaction.

[Jerky and melon are a perfect match, I love it!]

[Song Mingheng is so nice! If he let me touch his abs for three minutes, I would be happier.]

Song Mingheng: ...

If I really want to touch you, I'd better speak up or take action.

Xie Jiang didn't even look at him, her seductive eyes slightly curved, her gaze swept across He Yanqi's face, and fell on Yu Younian, secretly starting to read his mind.

[These two are probably Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, there's more to eat. ]

"He Yanqi, was your kissing scene a stand-in or a real kiss?" Yu Younian held the question card, lowered his head, and did not dare to look He Yanqi in the eye.

The newly crowned film emperor He Yanqi won the award for his role as a lunatic who, in order to find evidence of his brother's murder, forced himself to fall in love with the heroine who was suspected to be the murderer.

There are many forced kissing scenes in the film, which are both awkward and depressing.

[He kissed me so hard, I wonder if he stuck out his tongue?]

"Borrowing a spot." He Yanqi's ears were red, and his voice was a little hoarse, which was a bit seductive.

【The first kiss is still there, still there! 】

Lu Qingyi and Wen Yunxi opened their eyes wide, covered their mouths and laughed uncontrollably.

What a bold question.

He Yanxin was bored and played with cardboard, feeling hopeless.

Bro, you can’t keep the secret that you are single anymore.

Lu Ziqian, Xu Chen and Song Zhizhi ate lychees quietly, ignoring their shaking shoulders, and acted like a background board.

Jiang Yue was lost in thought as he held his phone, stealing a glance at Xie Jiang from time to time, his eyes filled with a soft and delicate light.

Song Mingheng stroked the fingers that Xie Jiang had hooked, pinching and releasing them, releasing and pinching them again, over and over again.

Yu Younian almost burst out laughing when he saw the second question, "Is your girlfriend real? Was she the one you kissed passionately in the luxury car?"

[I heard the car was shaking in front of the villa for an hour. Dude, that's pretty good.]

"What passionate kiss? Do I have a luxury car?" He Yanqi was a little confused. "I don't have a girlfriend, I've never had a passionate kiss, and I don't have a luxury car."

[No, who made up this rumor? How can I keep my first kiss even though my car is shaking?]

"puff……"

Everyone was amused by his reaction and looked at Yu Younian at the same time.

Director Wu knows how to create gimmicks.

[No, I'm going crazy laughing, this is so much better than fighting!]

[What Sister Chui said is correct, these two are very real Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick.]

[Honey, I've reserved your first kiss and will take it tonight!]

[You two single guys, don't be too ridiculous.]

[My 82 Sprite sprayed all over my keyboard. People say that first kiss still exists, and you're envious of how long it lasted. Your thoughts are like radials, right?]

[This is so funny. I wonder if they can hear each other.]

[Neither of them can hear each other's **, there is a kind of beauty of reading and replying randomly, hilarious.]

Amidst the cheerful laughter, Yu Younian blushed and turned over the next card, his mouth twitching. "If two female guests fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?"

[Is there really no more explosive information to dig up? ]

"My sister." He Yanqi said without hesitation.

[We can only save her, she can't swim. ]

"Is it true that eleven out of ten love letters I sent were returned?" Yu Younian raised the corners of his lips.

[I couldn't send it out, but I still got one for free. Why don't I have this kind of luck? ]

"Really." He Yanqi dug his toes into the ground awkwardly, his handsome face slightly flushed, and his eyes dodged.

[The extra one is a warning letter from the homeroom teacher. Will I tell you?]

[Why are you bringing up something so shameful like this? Don't I have any dignity left?]

Yu Younian looked He Yanqi up and down, his eyes full of inquiry, "The female classmates in the Sanda class can knock you down with one hand, and all of them force you to call them sister, is that true?"

[Are they all as good as Sister Jiang Jiang? I want to see it, please recommend! ]

He Yanqi covered his face, "It's true."

[I'm dead! Starting tomorrow, everyone who has watched the variety show will know that I'm the younger brother.]

"puff……"

Everyone laughed.

[He Yanqi: People can die, but society cannot die. Whoever said luxury cars and girlfriends, please make them happen. Thank you.]

[The older brother looks like he's been struck by lightning, a bit silly and cute, his crazy image is half gone, and his funny image is back.]

[I received a warning letter from my homeroom teacher after sending a love letter. You're quite something.]

[Be good, little brother. Normally we don’t laugh unless we can’t help it, hahahaha.]

[Isn’t it good to be a sister? I love my sister too!]

[I want to sign up for He Yanqi's Sanda class. I want to be her big sister too.]

After Yu Younian finished asking questions, it was He Yanqi's turn to ask the same five questions. Everyone's curiosity was piqued and their faces were full of excitement of watching a show.

He Yanqi cleared his throat and began to ask, "Did you snatch the captain position?"

[Is this something you can snatch up? I don't know, I've never participated in a boy group audition.]

Yu Younian choked and shook his head, "No."

[Whoever wants to be the boss can be the boss. I was forced to do this.]

"The insole increases the height by so many centimeters." He Yanqi almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

His official height is 185cm, so I guess he's right. How about I take a sneak peek at his shoes?

"Without insoles, my naked height is 185cm." Yu Younian breathed a sigh of relief, and his clenched fists unconsciously loosened.

[I'm 187cm tall, almost 188cm tall. I'm working out and drinking milk, please don't cue me.]

"Is it true that they got drunk in a nightclub, two women competed for his favor, and had a passionate night in the villa?" He Yanqi looked curious.

[Wow, this is a big game. I want to see the video!]

Yu Younian shook his head decisively, "It's fake. My cousin pretended to be drunk and crazy on her birthday, and beat up my cousin's white moonlight."

[Wen Yunxi, you've caused me so much trouble. I told you that beating Yu Shiwan would get your hands dirty, but you still didn't believe me.]

Wen Yunxi: ...

Is it okay to eat the melon and it falls on your head?

other people:? ?

Life is so exciting, there is something interesting every day.

Xie Jiang looked at Wen Yunxi in surprise, with the corners of his lips raised.

The little girl is more sober than her scumbag brother.

"Is it true that he fell in love with a wealthy old woman, was willing to be kept by her, and spent money to make his debut?" The smile on He Yanqi's face froze quietly.

[Tsk tsk, how dare you spread rumors! It seems his family is already rich.]

[Are you sure this isn't a rumor spread by our rivals?]

[Wen Yunxi's cousin needs unspoken rules. Who has such a wild imagination? ]

"First of all, my mother is not old. Secondly, I do live off my parents, but I didn't spend any money to debut." Yu Younian frowned unhappily. "Debuting as a group depends on your strength."

[It's normal for my mother to raise me. If I don't love my mother, am I still a human being?]

He Yanqi relaxed and asked the last question, "Is it true that my girlfriend got angry and knelt down to admit her mistake?"

[What kind of spoiled husband literature is this? I want to read it! ]

"It's fake. My sister is a pampered girl. She asked me to change her shoes because her feet were tired from shopping." Yu Younian said with a wronged look on his face. "She is suppressed by her bloodline and cannot resist."

[Sister, dear sister! She told me to go east and I dared not go west.]

"puff……"

Everyone laughed again.

[I also want a mother like Yu Younian. My child has suffered so much.]

[Youzi is a cousin of the Wen family, how could they be that poor? Don't black people do their homework?]

[Whose hater got slapped in the face? It's mine.]

[Come on, Yuzu, we believe in you!]

[The two's ** is more interesting than the question, is there anything else!]

[The duel between these two funny people made me laugh to death.]