After the cannon fodder father and daughter married into the family, the whole family regretted it

This loud voice made everyone in the yard laugh.

"Her aunt, your son-in-law is here, will you open the door?"

"Apart from anything else, Xi Niang's husband has a good voice. If he has something to say, he will tell his wife instead of keeping it to himself."

There was a lot of joking in the yard.

They have seen and experienced the bride-picking process, but most grooms are a little shy when they arrive. This son-in-law from the bride's family is really good and generous.

In the room, Zhao Xiniang heard it clearly and her face turned red.

Her mother couldn't help laughing and touched her daughter: "My dear, don't be afraid of getting married today. Seeing your son-in-law like this, he really loves you."

"Mom..." the bridesmaid called shyly.

The entrance was already bustling with activity.

The people blocking the door were Zhao Xinniang's younger brother, as well as her cousins, about ten young men in total.

"Brother Tiezhu, calling your father-in-law and mother-in-law is useless. If you want to open the door, you have to be sincere!"

Several people shouted outside.

"Yes, yes, yes! We are sincere enough!" Outside the door, Goudan and others answered immediately.

Several people grabbed a handful of red envelopes and stuffed them through the crack in the door.

As soon as the young men saw the red envelopes, they rushed to grab them, but they didn't open the door after they grabbed them.

"Brother Tiezhu, this isn't the sincerity I'm talking about. You have to answer three questions for me."

The one who called out was Xi Niang’s younger brother, Zhao Xile!

"Okay, you say!" Tiezhu replied.

"First question, they say the wedding night is one of the three great joys of life. Brother Tiezhu, are you excited for it?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Yes, are you happy? Are you happy about getting married or the wedding night?"

The whole yard was suddenly filled with laughter.

Tiezhu's face turned red. This brother-in-law would tell anyone anything.

"Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Uncle Tiezhu, please answer quickly, are you happy or not?"

Fang Nanzhi also squeezed in beside him and made a fuss. She didn't look like someone coming to pick up the bride at all, but rather like someone trying to make things difficult for someone in the courtyard.

Tiezhu raised his finger and hit the little girl on the head.

Then he answered in a gruff voice: "I am happy. As long as I am with Xi Niang, I am happy."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Yes, yes, yes, even without a wedding night, I'm happy!"

Goudan and others followed suit and answered.

The yard was bustling with activity.

"My second question, Brother Tiezhu, is that my sister is beautiful. According to county customs, marrying a bride requires composing a poem to urge her to get married. I know you can't do it, and I won't make it difficult for you. Just compliment my sister ten times, and don't repeat yourself!"

Zhao Le continued his efforts.

"Yes, it's not that easy to take the bride away. You have to praise her!"

"Brother Tiezhu, tell me what you like about our sister Xiniang?"

The young men started to make a fuss.

Inside the room, the bride's face was so red that it could boil an egg.

I was secretly annoyed at my brother's shamelessness. How could he come up with such an embarrassing question?

However, deep down, he was also secretly looking forward to Tiezhu's answer.

Tiezhu's ears turned red and he stammered for a long time. His mind was full of the bridesmaid's every frown and smile, but he was a rough man and couldn't utter a word.

"Xi Niang is so beautiful. When I see her, I feel happy and energetic. I have endless energy!"

After holding it in for a long time, Tiezhu finally said this big truth.

"Hahahahaha!"

The laughter inside and outside the yard became louder.

"What kind of energy is that? Is it the energy of plowing the land or the energy of loving your wife?"

Some of those who were watching the fun also shouted.

"This counts as one sentence for you, there are still nine to go!" Zhao Le had obviously made up his mind not to let his future brother-in-law get away with it too easily.

Tiezhu became anxious and looked at the brothers he brought with him.

Goudan and the others laughed: "Tiezhu, we can't help you. We haven't met Xi Niang many times."

Qin Yan couldn't help laughing and reminded him: "Uncle Tiezhu, you can think about your character..."

"Yes, Xiniang is filial and takes care of everything at home and outside." Tiezhu feels that his nephew is still reliable at critical moments.

"Also, brotherly love."

"Gentle and generous, when she speaks, people listen."

"Hahahahahaha."

The laughter in the yard became louder.

"Sister-in-law Zhao, it seems our matchmaker is really good. She has completely confused her future son-in-law."

Xi Niang's mother was also happy, saying that her son-in-law was good in every way, except that he was too honest and always spoke the truth.

Just like that, Tiezhu was finally at a loss for words, and it was Fang Nanzhi who helped him think of two words.

"She is kind and thoughtful!"

"Okay, Brother Tiezhu, since you know my sister is so nice, you must treat her well in the future and not bully her." Zhao Le reminded from inside the door.

Tiezhu dared not neglect his brother-in-law's words: "Of course, how could I bully Xi Niang? I married my wife to love her."

"That's not enough. I have a third question. If my sister accidentally does something wrong in the future, how will you treat her?"

Zhao Le's three questions were closely linked, but he put a lot of thought into them.

His eldest sister waited until this age to get married for their sake. Now that he can set up his own family, of course he has to protect his sister.

"I, I..." Tiezhu was stunned. He couldn't think of a solution for a moment. How could the bridesmaid be wrong? She was much smarter than him.

"If she's wrong, I'll help her clean up."

"We are the same. If she is wrong, then I am wrong." Tiezhu added.

You know what, this sentence sounds like a love talk.

The bridesmaid in the room had slightly red eyes and couldn't help but feel happy and touched.

"Okay! This means the son-in-law will cover the damage."

There was a lot of discussion in the yard.

"Okay, brother-in-law, remember what you said!" Zhao Le was also very satisfied and even changed the address.

Then he called on his cousins to open the door.

Goudan and his friends rushed in quickly, and Fang Nanzhi tried to catch up with them with his short legs, but was stopped after running two steps.

"Slow down, don't get stepped on."

Qin Yan warned.

"No, brother, let me go!" Fang Nanzhi struggled hard.

When the brother and sister went in, they found that Uncle Tiezhu and the others were stopped at the second gate.

The ones blocking the door here are the matchmaker's sister, cousins and other little girls.

The door was made of wood and was only loosely closed, but Goudan and his friends could have squeezed in with a little effort.

But there are only girls in there, so they can't be too rude.

"Brother-in-law, life is easier here." The little girl inside shouted.

"Okay, how do we get through this?" Tiezhu asked.

Then someone brought a table over, and on the table were paper, ink, brush and inkstone.

"Knowing that my brother-in-law can't write, I'll just draw a picture of my sister. If she's satisfied, then the door will be opened."

The little girl shouted outside.

Tiezhu: ...

He can't even write, how can he learn to paint?

Goudan and the others looked at him with a bit of sympathy. The younger brothers and sisters of his future daughter-in-law were not easy to deal with.

The tricks used to make things difficult for people are more tricky than the other.

What should I do with the iron pillar? I can only go ahead with it.

Anyway, it's not a literary or poetry gathering, the girls just stopped at the door as a token of their appreciation.

After waiting for half a minute, he finished the painting, and it was so painful to look at it himself.

"Well, can I give you a red envelope?"

Goudan and the others also saw it and quickly took out red envelopes from their pockets.

What if the bride gets angry after seeing this painting?