After the cannon fodder father and daughter married into the family, the whole family regretted it

The Fang family members were awakened by the shouting and put on their clothes in a daze.

Old Master Fang yawned as he walked towards the toilet. Being woken up so late at night, he couldn't help but feel a little impatient. Why was the boss yelling in the middle of the night?

I opened the toilet door, but there was no one inside.

Fang Jin's voice came from the toilet: "Dad, pull me out quickly!"

Upon seeing this, Mr. Fang suddenly came to his senses.

There was a big hole in the toilet, and in the pit, there was a figure covered in feces... He was calling for his father, and as he spoke, a yellow object seemed to enter his mouth.

Mr. Fang was at a loss for a moment, then immediately called out to everyone: "Hurry, eldest daughter-in-law, Qingtian, Zetian, come here quickly, and get him out!"

The Fang family immediately became lively.

The family first endured the stench from the toilet, fished with sticks, and tied with ropes, and finally, after great difficulty, they dug the scholar Fang Jin out of the pit.

Fang Jin was covered in shit, and the fermented stench was so strong that it made people's vision go black. Even his family members took a few steps back in disgust.

Fang Qingtian and Fang Zetian took the opportunity to sneak away.

Looking at the current appearance of his eldest son, who once made him proud, Mr. Fang couldn't help but feel disgusted.

"Old woman, go and boil some hot water."

Old Mrs. Fang felt sorry for her eldest son and hurried away.

Then he instructed He: "Take off the clothes for the boss, and help him wash them later."

The two elders of the Fang family can also avoid close contact with Fang Jin.

But He couldn't escape.

Seeing this elegant scholar whom she once admired, now covered in manure, was truly shocking.

All admiration has been dispelled by the smell of manure.

He Shi endured the dual discomfort of mental and physical discomfort and said: "Husband, I, I will go prepare a handkerchief or something for you first."

Fang Jin, wearing a yellow top, narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he saw through her thoughts, and deliberately said: "Wait, help me take off my clothes first."

He's heart skipped a beat.

But she knew Fang Jin. If she hid today, he would definitely hold a grudge against her.

There was nothing I could do but hold my breath and reach out to touch the shit-stained underwear.

A slippery and sticky feeling came from the fingertips, and a strong stench mixed with the breath. He finally couldn't hold it in anymore and retched with a "wow". Instead of vomiting, she took a noseful of strong stench, which made her feel even more nauseous, and she directly vomited out the acid in her stomach.

He unbuttoned his inner shirt.

"yue~"

Take off your coat.

"Ugh~"

Start taking off your pants.

"Ugh~"

Every time she vomited, Fang Jin's face became darker.

She vomited again as she threw the clothes she had taken off onto the ground!

The sound of vomiting deeply hurt Fang Jin's self-esteem. He couldn't help but say, "He, what do you mean?!"

"A woman follows her husband after marriage, and her husband is her heaven. In the past, you always called me husband, boasting that you were married to a scholar and often used my fame to show off to others. Now I've simply fallen into a pit, and you despise me so much?"

Next door, the Zhou family heard the noise of scolding and woke up immediately.

After a while, there were knocks on the Fang family's door.

"Old Fang, what's going on at your house? Are there any disaster victims here? Do you need any help?"

Mr. Fang was already impatient, and now when he heard the banging on the door, he became even more irritated. He opened the door and spoke in a bad mood: "Oh, it's okay, nothing happened!"

"There are no victims. Why are you making such a fuss in the middle of the night? Just mind your own business."

Old Master Zhou also had a bad temper. Seeing his impatience, he also got angry: "Hey, Mr. Fang! I came here with good intentions to help you, what's with your attitude?"

"Besides, who's causing trouble in the middle of the night? Your eldest brother was making such a fuss for no reason that he woke up everyone in the family. I haven't even bothered to settle the score with you, but you're the one making a fuss first?"

The noisy noise here immediately attracted several families around to come and see.

We came quickly because we were worried about the disaster victims.

When there were more people around, Mr. Fang came to his senses. Afraid that the embarrassing things happening at home would be discovered, he wanted to reach out and drive them away.

"There's nothing going on at my house, so don't get involved. Go back and take a nap."

Someone with sharp eyes noticed the clothes scattered in the yard and said, "Oh, whose clothes are those? They look like they're stained with shit."

She didn't say explicitly that someone had fallen into a pit, so Mr. Fang explained something else and took the matter away, but he felt guilty.

The eldest son's reputation could not be damaged, so Mr. Fang said without thinking: "My eldest daughter-in-law accidentally fell in there."

He passed the buck without any hesitation.

A woman should bear some injustice, because which woman doesn't feel wronged? What's more, she has to take the blame for her husband, which is only natural.

Unexpectedly, the next second, He pushed open the door and came out of the main room.

"Dad, don't talk nonsense!"

He was also anxious. With her father-in-law saying this, wouldn't every woman laugh at her when she went out in the future?

These people in the village are all spies when they eat melons.

Someone immediately saw Fang Jin in the main room, shirtless but with an unknown object on his head.

"Hey, isn't that the boss of the Fang family?"

"When I came here, I heard Fang Jin cursing someone, saying something about falling into a pit and feeling disgusted. It turns out he was the one who fell in it!"

This little thing spread throughout the village from the west end the next day.

A woman talked to Qian Fengping early in the morning.

She was the daughter-in-law of the eldest son of the Li family. Since Fang Tong saved his family, the relationship between the two families has gradually improved.

Li laughed and said, "Oh, you may not know this yet, but your husband's elder brother fell into a cesspool yesterday."

Qian Fengping: Ah?

The woman winked and said, "Your father-in-law is also interesting. When he was found out, he said it was your sister-in-law who fell into the cesspool. If you ask me, your sister-in-law is even more interesting. She just came out of the house and said it. Don't talk nonsense!"

"Haha, they've been up all morning. I don't know what they ate, but they're all vomiting. In the end, Fang Qingya was the one who called in Doctor Gu while vomiting. He was so scared, thinking she was pregnant before she even got married."

"Fortunately, the pulse diagnosis revealed that the whole family had eaten something dirty. Doctor Gu prescribed a laxative, and everything will be fine after the bowels are cleared. Now everyone in the Fang family is vomiting and having diarrhea. Oh, the smell is so bad, it can be smelled for five miles."

As soon as she got back, Qian Fengping told her about this.

"Is this really true?" Fang Tong was surprised, then said sincerely: "Oh, big brother, you are so unlucky. You have to take the imperial examination in two months. Don't let yourself get hurt."

"My dad is the same. He's been stingy all his life, so how come he ends up eating something dirty?"

It wasn't that Fang Tong was cruel to drug the whole family, but he could guess it.

If my eldest brother joins forces with the disaster leader surnamed Xiang, my family will definitely know about it.

My parents probably tacitly condoned it.

"No, I can't write two Fang characters with one stroke. I have to go and take care of my parents, especially my eldest brother." Fang Tong excitedly carried his daughter and said, "Come on, daughter, Daddy will take you to watch the fun."