Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

I am not Xiaolongnu, but my name is really Xiaolongnu.

Hello everyone, my surname is Xiao and my given name is Longnu. My parents gave me this name when the novel The Legend of the Condor Heroes was all the rage across the country.

My parents said that if it were a boy, he would be little Sun Wukong.

The parents truly love each other, and the child is actually pretty good, except that Xiaolongnu is so young that she doesn't have the right to be named.

Xiaolongnu: …

Of course it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that I traveled through time and space and came to the Tomb Stalker Sect.

This was the first time I knew that practicing martial arts + internal energy, and drinking honey could fill your stomach without dying, and it would be quite healthy.

But Xiaolongnu, who eats too much junk food, would be furious, if she hadn't practiced the Jade Girl Heart Sutra more.

She is pure-hearted and can be tempted to death by the delicious food in her mind.

Now she is already a master, but she has a cold face and complains wildly in her heart, which makes her seem like a psychopath.

After finally waiting for his master to die, he finally saw the Nine Yin Scriptures from inside the coffin.

After learning it for a while, I finally learned how to laugh and became much more popular.

Then she was discovered by the Heavenly Dao, kicked out of its world, and went to train Xiaolongnu again.

Xiaolongnu: ...

She was kicked to the snow mountain. It turned out that Xiaolongnu was more suitable for the snow mountain.

Xiaolongnu didn't want to go down the mountain, so she chose a spot on the mountain and started playing Candy Crush.

It is convenient to cut with internal force. No matter how powerful a sword is, it cannot cut as hard as Xiaolongnu's bare hands.

The little dragon girl from the Upper Cave settled down here.

Fortunately, God compensated her with a space with a lot of things in it.

The most important thing is her jade peaks.

This is the jade peak that Xiaolongnu has carefully raised for more than ten years.

Yufeng juice is really delicious.

Can also be a guard.

It also has healing properties.

So settle down in your own cave house.

The first person Xiaolongnu released was Yufeng.

The buzzing sound made Xiaolongnu feel at home, and she was going out hunting.

Take a look at what kind of world this is.

What did you do to her again?

Modern, ancient, and hopefully modern.

There were too many rules in ancient times, but Xiaolongnu didn't know it at this time. More than ten years of life in the ancient tomb had made her develop some habits of not liking the crowd.

The golden bell and white silk on her waist are still there, and even her sword is still there. In fact, that Tiandao is also pretty good.

I took everything I had with me.

The hunting went smoothly.

That's right, she only saw a Lama temple in the mountains.

There are lamas talking in gibberish on it, but it is very difficult to understand, absolutely impossible to understand.

I probably know it is Tibetan.

For Xiaolongnu, this is no different from the Heavenly Book.

My mind is full of gibberish.

There is no communication at all.

So she went to someone's kitchen and secretly took away a few pieces of tsampa, which she had never eaten before, and a cup of milk tea.

Yes, it's salty milk tea.

A pheasant was left as compensation.

After she climbed over several snow-capped mountains, the scene below made her return home immediately. It was definitely Tibet.

In those chaotic times, she felt it was better to live in the mountains.

Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, it’s okay.

In this way, Xiaolongnu lived in Motuo.

Until one day she heard a baby crying.

Xiaolongnu: ...

To be honest, she couldn't understand a single word in this place, and it was even worse than ancient Chinese.

She almost forgot how to speak Mandarin.

Fortunately, the old lama seemed to speak a little Chinese.

In this way, Xiaolongnu began to exchange food with the old lama.

The main thing is that there is only one person who can speak.

Sometimes the two of them talk at cross purposes.

Old Lama: . . . .

At first I thought it was a ghost, but later I found out it was a human.

It scared him to death.

She's also a mysterious woman.

The voice was cold and clear, as if it belonged to a member of the Zhang family.

Xiaolongnu: ...

Of course these are not important.

What matters is why there is crying outside.

When Xiaolongnu walked against the light, Bai Ma seemed to see the Snow Mountain Goddess.

Sorry, the equipment is still ancient costume.

Anyway, she has internal strength and is not afraid of the cold.

Besides, Xiaolongnu sleeps on a thousand-year-old jade bed.

She also dug a piece in Medog.

But she couldn't understand because he spoke too fast.

Bai Ma: "Please, Snow Mountain Goddess, save my child. They are coming after us."

Xiaolongnu: …

A beautiful Tibetan woman was chattering there, holding a child.

Oh my god, what a child with extraordinary bones.

There is a successor.

Then Bai Ma was picked up and flew away.

Bai Ma: I can fly.

The goddess hugged her.

You know, since Xiaolongnu came, when you go out hunting, you will meet people who need help.

Then she got the title of Snow Mountain Goddess.

I heard that this name was spread by the old lama.

Old Lama: You’re welcome.

Xiaolongnu: …

In fact, after communicating with the old lama for a period of time, she still knows some Tibetan, but she needs to communicate more slowly.

Besides, this Tibetan girl hadn’t even finished her confinement period yet, yet she was already running away with her baby in her arms.

It's bad for your health, you need to rest well.

Bai Ma seemed to have realized that Xiaolongnu needed her to speak slowly, and the two of them communicated slowly.

The Zhang family members who came after them: ...

If the traces on the snow didn't just disappear like that, could it be flying?

"Search, spread out and search."

But who would have thought that there really is someone like you who can fly.

Xiaolongnu’s home is in the middle of the cliff, a place no one would expect because you can’t fly.

The cave inside was hollowed out, so there are various rooms.

In addition to candles, Xiaolongnu also placed night pearls.

She even built a kang out of boredom, mainly to make Yufeng more comfortable.

She can sleep on the rope by herself, or on the Hanyu Ice Rink.

This is not the case for a woman who just gave birth, as she was frozen into menopause.

The exit of this cave that does not require flying is on another mountain.

So Xiaolongnu is also very good at digging holes.

The main thing is that the mountains are good and none of them collapsed.

Bai Ma was pressed into bed to recuperate after giving birth.

Bai Ma: . . . .

It’s different for the small official. He eats and sleeps all day long, and is very happy.

Maybe he felt safe too.

The little brat smiled cutely.

Yufeng was also brought over by Xiaolongnu to identify the person, so as to avoid stinging Bai Ma and Xiaoguan.

This was also the first time Bai Ma saw Yu Feng so fat.

It's so fat that I'm worried it won't be able to fly.

After three months of confinement, Bai Ma was eager to work. She really felt that she was being well taken care of, even better than before she gave birth.

And our little dragon girl was also pickled and covered with the diaper of the little official.

Fortunately, there is a lot of snow outside, so I can wash it.

Bai Ma also found it interesting to see Xiaolongnu change from being aloof and quiet to having a strong sense of life.

Same as Fulin.

Zhang Fulin: . . . .

Last time, the Zhang family couldn't find anyone and had to go back. Zhang Fulin thought they had executed Bai Ma and the child and wanted to commit suicide.

They were eventually stopped, and Zhang Zhi said, "We didn't find them."

Zhang Fulin: . . .

Don't breathe so heavily, it's scary.

Then he had no complaints about being dragged away like a dead dog.

If he were still alive, he would come out to find Bai Ma again.