Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

"...Greetings to His Majesty the God of Xuhuang, I am finally honored." The petite girl with long gray-green hair and big sleeves was wearing a blue and white jumpsuit with a black lingerie, revealing her white shoulders and legs.

A blue hairpin is passed through her long hair, and there is a hair ornament and blue and white tassels on the side of her forehead.

"Puff!" In the room, there was a sound of Master Liuyun Jiefeng trying not to hold back his laughter. He put his hand to his mouth and said, "Hagentus, you have come to this day too. Salute to my disciple."

Then when you face me...shouldn't you be polite?

Before Jiang Yi came back, I deliberately didn't mention it.

"No, no!" Jiang Yi looked at the other person who was bowing, feeling ashamed. He stretched out his hand and lifted the other person's arm. "You are good friends with Emperor Yanwang, and you are also a friend of my master, Xueyue, Lishui, Grandma Ping and other immortal elders..."

"Who is her friend..." A cold snort came from the room, and Jiang Yi was embarrassed. "Disciple, you should know that the person in front of you is the opponent and enemy of your master's mechanical skills..."

"Don't be fooled by her. Don't believe her well-educated appearance. She is as noisy as a walnut. She only speaks nonsense and has no respect for teachers."

Finally, the word "井" appeared on Guizhong's forehead.

Who are you slandering!

After thousands of years, your conversation skills have not improved at all. You either make people embarrassed or make me angry.

No! Jiang Yi opened his mouth unexpectedly and was speechless.

Master, are you complaining to me?

Did you lose to your resurrected friend in a contest of mechanical arts before I came back? You are thousands of years older now!

He was lost in thought and his expression was a little tense.

Otherwise it is hard to explain why the Master has such a bad attitude.

But he also knew that this was "hostility" between fateful rivals, not that the master really hated his resurrected friend.

This is probably what it means... I feel sad when my friends and relatives are not around, and suddenly feel annoyed when they come back. It's a happy trouble.

The dead are always beautified in memory, and the unpleasantness of the past struggles are forgotten.

Now... everything is back...

Inside the room, Master Liuyunjiefeng realized that he had spoken out of turn.

It’s probably...what people say... “getting tired of each other”!

After spending more than 20 days looking at mechanisms and learning knowledge, Gui finally stepped on the peak of mechanism technology accumulated over thousands of years and began to declare war on himself. He also doubted his contribution to training Jiang Yi.

When the other person was just alive, he even went up to him to greet him, but a few days later, he had high blood pressure.

I thought I was ready to face my old enemy in the organization, but now it seems that the other party is still the same as before and is not on good terms with me.

First he commented on the "return machine" I made, then commented on the "cooking machine" I made, saying he wanted to make a better one. The Lantern Festival will be held to see whose machine makes the best dishes.

It’s really…too “annoying”.

She half-closed the door and leaned against the wall, not coming out to greet him. His feet were on the way to his return, so did he still need her to go and invite him in?

Outside.

"Yes, yes, yes! Your master and I are not friends..." Gui Zhong secretly said "tsk", but showed an exceptionally generous and beautiful expression in front of Jiang Yi: "

"But you are my savior. I finally got to see the strongest immortal cultivated by the immortals in Jueyunjian. I still have to perform the necessary ceremony!"

"We each have our own opinions..."

"You said I'm your elder... Come on, let me give you a red envelope first."

She took Jiang Yi's reserved hand and took out a big red envelope that matched the style of the times. "Oh, right! Actually... according to the age of a freshman, I'm less than one year old!"

"Just like the vanished slime, when we recalculate our age, we should count the time of this life."

"How else do we calculate the birthday... Should we add the age before that? But there's a blank in between."

She counted on her fingers: "This way, I can also ask for red envelopes from Ah Ping, Zhongli, Xue Yue, Li Shui, the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons..."

"Only the Kitchen God... Ugh! Let's give him a red envelope!"

Finally, I thought of the rice crust that had turned into that state.

"..." Jiang Yi felt that what his master said... still made sense.

Wait a minute, if you think you are one year old, I don’t have to give you a red envelope, right?

He held the red envelope given by Gui Zhong and felt like he had suffered a loss.

After Gui Zhong said that... it seemed like he couldn't bring a bunch of girlfriends to ask Gui Zhong for red envelopes. It was even possible... Gui Zhong wanted to accept gifts from them.

terrible!

Is this wisdom that surpasses Master’s?

"Hmm?" Inside the house, Master Liuyunjiefeng suddenly wanted to sneeze.

It felt like someone was saying something bad about her.

"We can talk about our own things, just like you call me Fanan or Yingda, you can just call me Guizhong, and I will call you Jiang Yi."

"Come on, come on, I'll take you to eat something delicious... You just came back from Fontaine, right? I'll welcome you." Gui Zhong smiled. It was just Liu Yun, how could she be more curious than her apprentice? So she would just let him go for the time being and not compete in mechanical arts.

"Washing the dust... for me, the Demon God of Dust... should it be called 'professional... counterpart'?"

She used a particularly trendy word.

She took out the jade slip. Although she had not been resurrected for long, she had already become a qualified netizen.

In order to get closer to people at that time, his speaking style has changed a lot to fit in with this era. He is not like Master Liuyunjiefeng, who is a "mortal" in the world and cannot hide his identity well, so he calls himself "this immortal" all the time.

"The name I chose to hide my identity in the human world is 'Danggui'. But it's okay not to call me by that name." She pulled Jiang Yi towards Wanmin Hall.

Jiang Yi felt a sharp gaze behind him, like a sword stabbing at him.

"Wait. I have other friends coming to Liyue Harbor..." He felt that if he just left like this, he would be doomed.

"Haha!" As he finished speaking, a voice came from behind him, "Welcome to my own apprentice, don't I know how to do it? The word 'welcome', no matter how you think about it, is more professional than you!"

Master Liuyun Jiefeng finally couldn't help but go out: "Besides, it's better to welcome the guests at home. Disciple, come in."

"..." Jiang Yi apologized to Gui Zhong.

It’s hard to disobey the master’s orders!

Gui Zhong put one hand on his waist and turned around: "Oh! I saw it all. Someone's master didn't even let the disciple drink a sip of tea before he drove the disciple out!"

"Besides, the main point of the welcoming ceremony is clearly to clean up the mess!"

"Haha! It's clearly a welcoming ceremony!" True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng refused to give in.

Shuyu stuck out her tongue behind the house.

She had seen these two people arguing like this twice before, and they could compete with each other with just a random sentence.

"..." Jiang Yi suddenly felt that it was right for Ying and Paimeng not to come. Every time he met the Master, there would be "extremely terrifying" situations, but they didn't come... then there was no one to help me out.

"Disciple, what do you think is the key point of the 'welcoming party'?" Master Liuyun Jiefeng crossed his arms and spoke gently. Although it is not good to be a master who forces his disciple, but facing the end... How can you, disciple, "forget your master for the sake of beauty" again?

"Ah, that..." Jiang Yi looked up at the sky, his tone innocent, "Isn't the point of a welcoming party to have a big meal?"

To welcome guests means to host a banquet to entertain guests from afar as a sign of sympathy and welcome.

If you go home by yourself, you are not considered a guest!

In the end, I am...

Cough!

Someone, come quickly and change the meaning of the dictionary for me, and replace the guests with relatives I haven’t seen for a long time.

"Hehe! So we should choose Wanmin Hall... or, Miss Xianyun, are you ready to compete with me in the 'Cooking Magic Machine' today?" Gui Zhong raised his eyebrows.

"Do you think I'm afraid of you..." Master Liuyun Jiefeng put down his hand.

As the two looked into each other's eyes, there seemed to be a crackling sound of electricity in the air and lightning surging.

"Fanan, Yingda... I remember you are good friends of the two of them! Help them!" Jiang Yi suddenly remembered that he was not alone in facing his master.

“……”Fanan and Yingda were innocent.

We are just your guardian yakshas and know nothing!

"Hey! Jiang Yi, you're back!"

An especially beautiful call at this moment made Jiang Yi see the light of hope.

I turned around and saw the girl with the red lawyer hat, long pink hair, and white deer antlers. It was Senior Sister Yan Fei.

"Uh! What are you doing...that...I...I've taken the wrong road!" Yan Fei suddenly realized that the atmosphere was wrong. She first looked at Jiang Yishen's hopeless face, then saw Gui Zhong and Liu Yun Zhenjun. She stretched out her hand to greet them and silently took it back.

"I...I still have work to finish, so I'm leaving first." She turned and ran away.

As a junior, how can I possibly stop the war between the two big guys?

You know, as a lawyer, what she fears most is family disputes. And when the two of them fight, only Grandma Ping and Emperor Yan can persuade them.

No! Senior Sister! Jiang Yi's eyes widened, his face full of despair.

"Hey, I wonder what delicious food you have prepared?" Master Liuyun Jiefeng asked tentatively before launching the attack.

"First of all, of course, it's Xian Tiao Qiang." Gui Zhong smiled confidently, "As the saying goes, 'the delicacies from the mountains and the sea are gathered together, and the delicious food is opened.' Take a sip, it's delicate and tender; sip it carefully, and the aftertaste is long. From then on, you will never forget it. It is enough to lure the immortals to leave their immortal caves."

"..." When Master Liuyun Jiefeng heard this provocation, it was clear that she was trying to lure Jiang Yi away from her immortal house.

Could this guy have come prepared? But I didn't know he was back until I met his disciple just now. Gui Zhong came by chance, but she was obviously surprised to meet his disciple here.

"To be fair, I'll name a dish and you can name one too!" Gui Zhong crossed his arms, "Is it not cooked?"

"Did you cook it? You are ordering the dishes from Wanmin Hall, right?" Master Liuyun Jiefeng saw that Gui Zhong was pretending. "Besides, it's not time for dinner yet. I will serve the delicacies to my disciple at dinner time..."

"Hey! Didn't you hear it just now? Jiang Yi also brought his friends here. They are so hungry while waiting for you to serve the dishes!" Gui Zhong said in a long voice.

She happened to pass by Wanmin Hall and asked Chef Mao what dishes were available today.

"Yah!"

At this time, Guoba came running from a distance.

The expressions of Master Liuyun Jiefeng and Guizhong, who were arguing, froze.

At the corner, Yan Fei stuck her head out and made a "awesome" gesture to Jiang Yi.

Jiang Yi breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that he had wronged his senior sister. She must have gone to ask for reinforcements.

"Beep! Beep..." The rice crust kept muttering.

Master Liuyun Jiefeng and Guizhong shook hands and made peace, and went to Wanmin Hall for dinner together. Coincidentally, Jiang Yi also made an appointment with his friends to go to Wanmin Hall.

Wiping the cold sweat off his forehead, Jiang Yi came to Yan Fei's side.

"Since you were able to invite Guoba here, it seems that Senior Sister is recalling the stories that Grandma Ping and the others told her in the past."

"Hehe!" Yan Fei scratched her head. "After all, they often say, 'Who can refuse to give face to the Kitchen God...' Every time they quarreled fiercely, the Kitchen God would come with food and the quarrel would stop."

She imitated her master's tone, "I didn't expect that even now, the Kitchen God would be so respectable."

"Food is the most important thing for people, so eating is the most important thing. The Kitchen God also has the most important status." Jiang Yi said, "Senior Sister, you should go eat too!"