Genshin Impact: Without the Eye of God, the Original Man Witnesses the Original

"Tomorrow, you will be a special commentator for the college championship. It's getting late, so go to bed early." Jiang Yi and Ni Lu walked along the river in Weimo Manor, holding each other's hands.

Xiao Gong and Charlotte are taking pictures.

"Hmm!" Ni Lu looked around and found that no one was paying attention to this side, so she walked from the side to Jiang Yi.

"Well! Lower your head..." She raised her neck.

When Jiang Yi lowered his head, she stood on tiptoe and gave him a kiss.

Then, like a little rabbit, look around again.

"No one should have noticed..." She covered her chest, her heart beating a little faster.

Jiang Yi felt the fragrance of the flowers that he hadn't tasted for a long time: "Is this a reward?"

"No! It's just... we've been apart for a long time, so I just wanted to do this." Nilu put her hand to her lips, feeling the touch like kissing the bright sunshine.

The most enjoyable time between lovers is probably when they just confirm their relationship.

A passionate playboy always gives people too much waiting.

Seeing Jiang Yi again and finding the opportunity to kiss him, Ni Lu naturally would not restrain her desire.

While taking pictures of Weimo Manor and its unique straw and leaf wooden house with Charlotte, Xiao Gong looked at the two people walking away with a sense of emotion.

The moon lilies by the river are in full bloom, overflowing with moonlight.

"I heard that there are a lot of small houses in the forest of Xumi, which belong to the people of the forest..." Charlotte looked at the mountains and fields, "It's a pity that I can't explore the fantasy creatures of Xumi. I can only take pictures of their small houses."

"Lannaro?" Xiao Gong thought about Jiang Yi and Ni Lu, "Maybe... they don't want to be disturbed, so they won't show up in front of everyone easily."

Just like at this moment, it seemed that Jiang Yi and this girl had not seen each other for a long time and had not been alone together.

Then...just give way a little.

Ying looked at the surrounding land with sharp eyes. One treasure-stealing weasel came out from it. One treasure-stealing weasel had five hundred to one thousand Moras, and ten treasure-stealing weasels had five thousand to ten thousand Moras. It was all free money.

Paimon encountered Jiang Yi's curse, so as long as Paimon was used as bait, many treasure-stealing weasels could be lured in, and the day's food money would be settled.

This is called...blessings and misfortunes go hand in hand.

As for where these treasure-hunting weasels came from, and whether the cages of treasure-hunting weasels from a nearby treasure-hunting group were opened, that was not something Ying considered.

"Don't... don't come over here!" Surrounded by so many treasure-stealing weasels, Paimon's legs felt a little weak even though he was flying in the air.

Pairs of glowing eyes were all staring at her shoes.

And the abominable Ying actually used her to "make a nest".

"Help! Qiliangliang." Paimon quickly hid behind the girl.

She referred to weasels as rats: "Can you...can you help me catch...these rats?"

Qi Liangliang was thinking, two tails shaking up and down together, shaking up and down alternately, shaking left and right synchronously... which one can better highlight the professionalism of the "gold medal courier".

So, I said it subconsciously.

"Ah? I don't eat this..."

"..." Paimon and Treasure-stealing Itachi fell silent at the same time.

Cats are so scary.

How can the rat be defeated?

Only the masked itachi can steal the floating spirit's shoes without fear of the cat in front of him.

Kakata detected Paimon in the sentence and began to greet Paimon.

"No! As long as you help me drive away the treasure-stealing weasel, I will tell you the secret of the human god." After Paimon and the treasure-stealing weasel looked into each other's eyes, he started to suffer from claustrophobia at the thought of weasels crawling all over his body and snatching all his pocket money.

She decided to die together with Jiang Yi, who cursed her.

She's going on a killing spree.

"The secret of the human god?" Qi Liangliang finally came back to his senses. "This... this is not good! I don't really want to..."

"No! It's about you." Paimon interrupted.

"...Listen." Qi Liangliang said the last word with difficulty.

Regardless of whether she was interested or not, it was not in the Cat's interest to discuss gossip about the Human God. After all, she still respected the Human God very much.

No matter if it was the other person who had saved him before, or his identity, his will and gentle salvation for all things.

"Ah! And... related to me?" She was stunned.

I seem to want to listen.

Is this what the God of Man thinks of me?

It’s just like the great monster Yaegamiko’s evaluation of my current work, saying that I can now live independently in human society and am a good monster.

However, should the evaluation of Inazuma Vice-Lord, His Highness Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto, be more valuable than that of Yae Kamiko-sama? Is it a five-star review?

She couldn't help but feel worried and expectant at the same time, her emerald eyes seemed to wag her tail as she looked at the Lord God.

One Hundred Demons Night Parade, the Lord of Monsters.

In name, all the big monsters today obey the orders of the three masters: General Lei Dian, Lord Yama, and Lord Jiang Yi.

Paimeng felt guilty at first, but when he found that Jiang Yi was still by the river with Ni Lu, he mustered up his courage and "killing intention", and the Emperor Star was floating high in the sky.

"Look, the way Jiang Yi teases you and makes fun of you on purpose, doesn't he look like those boys who like you?" Her eyes gleamed coldly, and she skillfully began to add fuel to the fire, secretly burying sparks.

"Ah?" Qi Liangliang's pupils now dilated into dazed cat's eyes.

It took a long while before he came to his senses.

"Paimon, what are you talking about?"

"Although I have met customers who wanted to touch my tail, they were probably not teasing me. They were simply curious, just like me wanting to pounce on a flying bird or a mouse on the ground! And boys who like me? I have never met one! After all, I am a cat!"

She was extremely surprised.

This metaphor doesn't make sense at all.

Even if someone doesn't like me, they will still make fun of me.

Paimon was defeated by Kirara's innocent and pure eyes.

"The like I'm talking about is... the like he wants to point at a cat and say 'change for me'. Do you understand?" Paimon hinted wildly, "That's the point."

He is a cat-worm who is in heat of everything and wants a cat with the grass element.

And you are.

It’s hard to imagine how filthy and inappropriate Paimon’s heart is.

"You mean..." Qiliangliang fell into deep thought, "He wants to turn all cats into monsters?"

"Yes, he likes you, wants to touch your tail, touch your ears, touch your legs, hug your waist..." Paimeng put his hands on his hips and finally said, Jiang Yi, let's see how you face Qi Liangliang in the future, this is my revenge, revenge! I can't stand with those who want to steal my pocket money.

"Wait, what did you say?" She was stunned for a moment and found that the answer given by Qi Liangliang did not seem to be the one she expected.

"......???" Qiliangliang also listened to Paimon's words, such as touching your tail, touching your ears, touching your legs, hugging your waist...

I guess I heard this correctly, right?

"He wants me to be a shrine maiden? No, no, no, that's not possible. I still have to deliver packages. Even if the rumored drone delivery appears, I think... I should not be completely unemployed." Qi Liangliang waved his hand, "Thank you, His Majesty Jiang Yi, for making plans for my future."

"Hmm?" Paimon found that his thoughts were not on the same track as Qiliangliang's, just like they were not standing on the same plane at the moment, "What's the connection? How did you come to this conclusion?"

"Don't you know?" Qiliangliang whispered, "I heard from those big monsters that a long time ago, Master Yaejinko was the... that of Master Raiden General and Master Kitsunesai Palace!"

She described it with great care: a dependent who was warm to the touch, who could be held in her arms, whose tails, ears, legs could be touched...

Later, Lady Yae Kamiko became a shrine maiden.

Alas! If I hadn't discovered the profession of courier, I would have thought it would be nice to be a follower of the God of Humanity. I would have a different life.

Snoring sounds were made in the arms of the gods, and various big monsters were seen.

Unfortunately, now... I am already a "gold medal courier", and even if I am recruited by my life-saver god, I have to refuse.

Moreover, we monsters and spirits are now actually nominally... followers of the Golden Palace Miro Xuhuang God.

"You, you, you... you completely misunderstood!" Paimon stomped his feet, feeling that what he said was in vain.

"Ah? Isn't this what I was thinking? I knew... How could Mr. Jiang Yi not respect my profession!" Qi Liangliang breathed a sigh of relief in surprise.

"What's the point? The point is that Jiang Yi likes you! He likes cats..." Paimon started to speak loudly, and his saliva almost sprayed all over Qi Liangliang's face.

"!!!" Qi Liangliang put his hands in front of his chest and took a step back.

Are you spreading rumors?

She looked at Paimon weakly.

It seemed like I understood what Paimon meant.

Mr. Jiang Yi likes me? I can't tell at all!

Speaking of "love", "God loves the world" and loves everything equally, so it seems natural for me to be "favored".

After all, in Xumi, there seems to be a legend about the "God of Man" or the "God of Cats".

Just like the God of Games, he is one of the incarnations of the God of Man and often appears among cats.

The cat sect is called "Holy Fire Cat Cult".

There will be a mysterious ceremony where cats raise their legs and worship the moon or fire. The believers are cats and cat lovers.

"The holy fire is shining, the holy fire is shining, all my disciples, meow meow meow."

Cough!

These are what the cats in Xumi City told me, and they even became popular in Inazuma after being spread through the "Cat Network".

"I seemed to hear something... I like you!" Golden eyes appeared in the darkness, between the two people standing, staring at them quietly.

"Ah!" Paimon and Kirara screamed at the same time.

A long string of small pockets was strung in Ying's hand, and when they were shaken, there seemed to be a sound of Mora colliding.

"Ying, you scared me to death." Paimeng looked back with lingering fear and saw that the treasure-stealing weasels had fled in panic.

You bring money with you when you go out to steal? I'd feel guilty if I didn't rob you. Ying pursed her lips and put Mora away.

I don’t know if Paimeng’s “nesting” effect is still there.

Do you want to take Paimon to visit the various teleportation anchor points tonight?

"Haha! We're not... talking about anything." Qiliangliang looked at the panicked Paimon, then looked at this man who seemed to be the girlfriend of the God of Man.

The two tails behind it were swaying up and down rapidly.

Oops, I’m still not good at lying. Once I tell a lie, my tail will wag constantly.

What Paimon said should not be known to...Miss Ying, right?

Paimon also scratched his head: "Yes! Yes! What are we not talking about?"

"I'm just asking if Kirara could help me deal with the treasure-stealing weasel."

She suddenly became confident and said, "It's all Ying's fault. She refused to help me at all."

Ying felt a little guilty. When making a nest, how could she not disturb the "fish" that came looking for bait? She had to wait for a while for them to gather to a certain extent.

As for the middle…what happens?

The treasure-stealing weasel just wants your shoes, it won't eat you.

So don't be angry, Paimon.

You also have a share of the Mora you got.